We were heading for Philadalphia having just crossed the Tappan Zee Bridge when Jade was on her laptop.

Sean: Good thing this car has Wi-fi. What are あなた doing?
Jade: I'm sending a message to every brony about the assault on Philadalphia.
Sean: Perfect. We gotta stop to refuel though.

So we stopped at a gas station after getting off the highway.

Jade: I think that store is oepn. Let's get some food!
Sean: Ok.
Hater 643: *drives up in '32 ford*
Sean: Whoa, that's a very cool car.
Hater 643: I found them!
Sean: What?
Hater 643: *pushes me to ground*
Jade: What the heck?
Hater 643: *kicks my face*
Sean: *grabs foot*
Jade: *hits hater*
Hater 643: *grabs gun*
Jade: *hits gun*
Hater 643: *shoots his own foot*
Sean: What'd あなた get?
Jade: I found a タコス bell, and got us some doritos locos tacos.
Sean: Awesome. I'm gonna let あなた drive the rest of the way.
Jade: Yeah, I think あなた should after what happened to you.
Sean: I was kicked multiple times in the face.
Jade: I saw that.
Sean: あなた know, why don't we take his car?

So we did, and Jade was driving for the rest of the way. I was sitting 次 to her relaxing when I heard my phone go off. My mom was trying to call me.

Sean: Hello?
Mom: Where are you?
Sean: That depends, where are you?
Mom: I heard from your principle that あなた got expelled, and killed two people! One of them was a police officer!
Sean: So?
Mom: Don't give me that attitude young man! I also got a call from your aunt that あなた were driving Chris' car, and got it destroyed.
Sean: Well I wouldn't say it's destroyed, maybe shot at a lot of times.
Jade: *revs engine*
Sean: stop!
Mom: That doesn't sound like Chris' car!
Sean: I know.
Mom: What did あなた do to it?
Sean: Made an upgrade
Mom: that's it! I want あなた ホーム right now!
Sean: Why?
Mom: Because I am going to ground あなた for 5 months!
Sean: あなた can't do that.
Mom: Oh yes I can, I'm your mother, and you're just a 17 年 old going on a rampage!
Sean: Go screw yourself *hangs up*
Jade: Who was that?
Sean: An angry bitch.

My mom kept on trying to call me, but I ignored all her calls. によって the time we got back into New Jersey, she was making her 10th call to me.

Sean: *ignores call* I gotta block my mom.
Jade: Why? She just wants whats best for you.
Sean: Yeah, she thinks I should be grounded for half a year, thats' really helpful. We have to make our attack on Philadalphia.
Jade: We better hurry then *drives faster*

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