This is my first 記事 that I'm 書く for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to 虹 Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 秒 flat, please, don't stop reading.
Let me start:
4.
She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess
In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.
Who knows? Perhaps some other ポニー god knocked up Pinkie's mum, and the outcome was a spazzy, cheerful ピンク filly formally known as Pinkamena Diana Pie, with スーパーナチュラル powers. I mean, she can be faster than 虹 Dash, and an ability to predict the immediate future.
This, my droogs, is a possibility.
3.
She's The Dragonborn
あなた don't see a lot of ドラゴン in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, besides Spike of course. Pinkie Pie could have easily have gotten rid of them all, gaining access to their lairs によって going through the fourth wall.
Fluttershy is the one that defeated the dragon in Dragonshy, true.
But Pinkie was willing to go into that cave with nothing but balloons, funny glasses, and one those party-whistle-things.
That, my friend, is bravery.
Then again, Fluttershy facing a dragon using nothing but verbal abuse is Dragonborn-like and fairly commendable. Yeah, we can クロス this one out.
2.
She's A ポニー In Black/ Alien
Pinkie Pie comes out of nowhere all the time. If you've seen Men In Black, they have that electronic light thing that wipes your memory.
What if Pinkie and Derpy (I'll write about Derpy later) caught some illegal alien in Ponyville during one of the episodes, and everypony saw the event occur - INCLUDING US WHO ARE WATCHING - and Pinkie has no choice but to zap everypony with the flashlighty thing, then break through the fourth wall, and zaps US AND WHEN WE GO BACK TO WATCHING IT, PINKIE HAS SEEMINGLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'm going to take an anti-paranoia pill now. No もっと見る talk of ポニー conspiracy, okay?
1.
She's A ポニー Time Lord
What if Dr. Whooves is not the ポニー equivalent of David Tennant, and he's just good at keeping time または something?
Pinkie can teleport to absolutely anywhere at any 与えられた time, and can be in two places at once.
The Doctor is almost always bubbly and ランダム immediately after regeneration, so Pinkie could easily be the 次 Doctor...
OR....
She is a time lord that escaped Gallopfrey and is currently residing in Ponyville? She's ten times もっと見る powerful than the Doctor.
Can the Doctor break the fourth wall? Does he have the ability to create catchy songs on the spot? または throw the best parties, like, EVER?
No. What does he have?
A magic スクリュードライバー, ねじ回し, スクリュー ドライバー and a time-travelling phone box.
Give Pinkie those things and she'll have the universe in her hooves.
Yeah, I 愛 Pinkie Pie.
What do あなた think?
Also, please tell me if this is good または not. If あなた think it's good, I'll try and do more.
Let me start:
4.
She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess
In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.
Who knows? Perhaps some other ポニー god knocked up Pinkie's mum, and the outcome was a spazzy, cheerful ピンク filly formally known as Pinkamena Diana Pie, with スーパーナチュラル powers. I mean, she can be faster than 虹 Dash, and an ability to predict the immediate future.
This, my droogs, is a possibility.
3.
She's The Dragonborn
あなた don't see a lot of ドラゴン in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, besides Spike of course. Pinkie Pie could have easily have gotten rid of them all, gaining access to their lairs によって going through the fourth wall.
Fluttershy is the one that defeated the dragon in Dragonshy, true.
But Pinkie was willing to go into that cave with nothing but balloons, funny glasses, and one those party-whistle-things.
That, my friend, is bravery.
Then again, Fluttershy facing a dragon using nothing but verbal abuse is Dragonborn-like and fairly commendable. Yeah, we can クロス this one out.
2.
She's A ポニー In Black/ Alien
Pinkie Pie comes out of nowhere all the time. If you've seen Men In Black, they have that electronic light thing that wipes your memory.
What if Pinkie and Derpy (I'll write about Derpy later) caught some illegal alien in Ponyville during one of the episodes, and everypony saw the event occur - INCLUDING US WHO ARE WATCHING - and Pinkie has no choice but to zap everypony with the flashlighty thing, then break through the fourth wall, and zaps US AND WHEN WE GO BACK TO WATCHING IT, PINKIE HAS SEEMINGLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE.
I'm going to take an anti-paranoia pill now. No もっと見る talk of ポニー conspiracy, okay?
1.
She's A ポニー Time Lord
What if Dr. Whooves is not the ポニー equivalent of David Tennant, and he's just good at keeping time または something?
Pinkie can teleport to absolutely anywhere at any 与えられた time, and can be in two places at once.
The Doctor is almost always bubbly and ランダム immediately after regeneration, so Pinkie could easily be the 次 Doctor...
OR....
She is a time lord that escaped Gallopfrey and is currently residing in Ponyville? She's ten times もっと見る powerful than the Doctor.
Can the Doctor break the fourth wall? Does he have the ability to create catchy songs on the spot? または throw the best parties, like, EVER?
No. What does he have?
A magic スクリュードライバー, ねじ回し, スクリュー ドライバー and a time-travelling phone box.
Give Pinkie those things and she'll have the universe in her hooves.
Yeah, I 愛 Pinkie Pie.
What do あなた think?
Also, please tell me if this is good または not. If あなた think it's good, I'll try and do more.
