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Chapter 4,

Smack, I was woken up once again in the middle of the night によって my two-year-old daughter's tiny feet kicking me in the face as she slept. I know what you're thinking; why is she not sleeping in her own ベッド yet? The answer to that 質問 is that I just can't handle listening to her cry! It's the worst thing in the world and it's easier just to give in to her! I can tell that Grace is just dying to rub the fact that she might be right in my face! I like the dynamic that Grace and I have because she keeps her distance when I'm home. Usually I send her down to see her family when my...

After talking with Maris and his mother one the phone, Michael went to the キッチン to fix himself some breakfast, and look over some paperwork for the upcoming meeting at MJJ Productons, Inc. Michael sat down at the キッチン 表, テーブル while having his customary oatmael with nuts and fruit; in addition, to have a fresh glass of フルーツ juice, and a cup of green tea. As he was looking over the paperwork, Michael's housekeeper, Hannah, walked into the キッチン and poured herself a cup of coffee. "Good morning, Michael," she replied, "Hey, Hannah, how are you," Michael replied, "How あなた been," Michael...

Michael went upstairs to take a シャワー and get ready for his 日付 with Maris before doing that he made a call to his mother to see how she was doing. "Hi, mother, this just me," he said,"Hi, sweetie, how are things going with you," she asked. Michael told her everything was fine, and he told her about his 日付 with Maris. "Oh, that's good, Michael, I hope things go well for the two of you, have a good time," she told him during the phone conversation. "I will", 発言しました Michael, as he hung up the phone.

While he was getting ready, Michael put on his and sprayed some on his chest; a well, as putting...

Hi everybody. It's been a long time since I didn't wrote an 記事 on here but here I am.
I want to clear out my position/opinion regarding the spamming thing on this club and well, this is just an opinion... my opinion.
First of all, I don't have ANYTHING against any fellow ファン on here. I'm just one of them.

Honestly, when I 登録する for the first time a ファン club of MJ.. usually I don't read the rules immediately, I just have an idea about how are the rules on the sites in general. I know I should but.. usually I read them after a while when I become more.. "part of it", if あなた understand what I...

michelle askes michael is he sure he wants her to be his girl michael looks at michellle straight in the eyes and say i never been so sure about this in my life i loved あなた since i saw あなた and i really wanted to be with あなた from then on michelle starts to blush and saids aww really samehere for me ever since i came to your コンサート and i layed eyes on あなた i knew that i wanted to be with あなた from that moment on michael starts to blush after michelle has told him this michelle walks to michael's ベッド and sits down on his ベッド and just looks into michael's eyes and just cant look away from them cause...

''Lisa Marie Presley Jackson...GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!'' Michael yelled balling his fist wanting to hit her but his Mom didn't raise him that way so he unclentched when she came in ''Yes Daddy.'' she 発言しました rubbing his chest,loosening his tie ''Who is he?'' Michael wanted to know ''Oh him, he's the sexy Serge ,he's a like another version of あなた but he's もっと見る sexier than you.'' Michael asked him mannerly in french to leave the room.Mike took off his tie and シャツ and told her sit down on the ベッド ''Are we about to-'' ''No,but I can 表示する あなた what I'm going to do.''he 発言しました grabbing her hand,kneeling...