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posted by jasmine4121
Johnny wants to talk to his teacher, so he asks her if they can exchange a few words after class. She agrees.

Teacher: “Ok, Johnny, how may I help you?”
Johnny: “I believe I’m too smart to stay in this grade. I would like to be moved directly to high school, because it’s boring here.”

She agrees one もっと見る time and notifies the principal. The principal proposes a test to prove Johnny’s intelligence and knowledge. So it begins:

Principal: “Johnny, let’s see. What is 3 x 4?”
Johnny: “12!”
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Johnny: “36!”
Principal: “The capital of Japan?”
Johnny:...
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posted by jasmine4121
A bunny goes to a ビーチ and lights a cigarette. Since he was a newbie smoker the effect was stronger than it usually is. So he was lying on a nearby rock and a goldfish came to check what’s wrong:

Goldfish: “Hey dude, are あなた OK?”
Bunny (slightly stoned) : “Yeah, man… Just a bit tired…”
Goldfish: “What are あなた doing?”
Bunny: “I got a pack of cigarettes and I lit one. It makes あなた kind of dizzy, but very relaxing.”
Goldfish: “Can I try?”
Bunny: “Of course! あなた just inhale big time, swim underwater for a while and then exhale.”

The goldfish does as told and meets a 鯨, クジラ during swimming – so he explains the whole thing to a 鯨, クジラ as well. A few moments later a 鯨, クジラ comes to a bunny and wakes him up, since he dosed off. The bunny wakes up, sees the 鯨, クジラ and screams his lungs out:

Bunny: “Goldfish, exhale, exhale!! “
posted by jasmine4121
Funny when things never change
Even when あなた say they will
But while your off s(rewing her
My life is standing still

あなた tell me that あなた 愛 me
When I go to leave
あなた tell me I'm your only one
And I let myself believe

I know that あなた are using me
But you'll never let me go
I know that あなた don't 愛 me
I know I'm just for show

I don't know If I can stand
To see あなた 愛 another girl
あなた know that あなた broke my ハート, 心
あなた know that your my world

But while your standing によって my side
I'll believe your lies forever
Cause everything seems so perfect
When we are together
posted by jasmine4121
We were together for many years
We became as one.It was like
I had your blood running through my vain
We could read each other's thoughts.
Finish each others sentence without saying
a word. There is so much I'd like to change
But i cant turn back hands of time your memory
will always be apart of me and my heart.I still
talk to あなた and wonder if あなた hear. Sometimes i
feel あなた near even in my dreams.My ハート, 心 cant say goodbye. For its afraid your memory will die
apart of my ハート, 心 is with あなた and it's your's to
keep now that it's gone im left to stand
alone.....
posted by jasmine4121
A child,Born into a world of hate and despair nowhere to go no one to cling to no one to look up too seen only as a disaster grandpa T calls her a N_ _ _ _ _ Grandpa D. a damn slave driver names engraved on her sides for life she is only a baby.A new born and already,only being moments alive she is unwanted misfit of society looked upon as an outcast as if this child had chosen to be half black and half white.she must learn to live in a world of gray where she is made to pay for representing two peoples forbidden 愛 people are so selfish,so blind unopen to differences unopen to change people...
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