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Johnny wants to talk to his teacher, so he asks her if they can exchange a few words after class. She agrees.

Teacher: “Ok, Johnny, how may I help you?”
Johnny: “I believe I’m too smart to stay in this grade. I would like to be moved directly to high school, because it’s boring here.”

She agrees one もっと見る time and notifies the principal. The principal proposes a test to prove Johnny’s intelligence and knowledge. So it begins:

Principal: “Johnny, let’s see. What is 3 x 4?”
Johnny: “12!”
Principal: “What is 6 x 6?”
Johnny: “36!”
Principal: “The capital of Japan?”
Johnny:...
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He is soo cute
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Anthony & Ian fight to the death to prove which of their お気に入り 食 is superior.
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In this annual, delicious dual to the death, Anthony and Ian pit their お気に入り foods against each other. In 2008, veteran pink-frosted sprinkled donut faces some stiff and sugary cinnamon competition when bold newcomer churro steps into the ring.
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A bunny goes to a ビーチ and lights a cigarette. Since he was a newbie smoker the effect was stronger than it usually is. So he was lying on a nearby rock and a goldfish came to check what’s wrong:

Goldfish: “Hey dude, are あなた OK?”
Bunny (slightly stoned) : “Yeah, man… Just a bit tired…”
Goldfish: “What are あなた doing?”
Bunny: “I got a pack of cigarettes and I lit one. It makes あなた kind of dizzy, but very relaxing.”
Goldfish: “Can I try?”
Bunny: “Of course! あなた just inhale big time, swim underwater for a while and then exhale.”

The goldfish does as told and meets a 鯨, クジラ during swimming – so he explains the whole thing to a 鯨, クジラ as well. A few moments later a 鯨, クジラ comes to a bunny and wakes him up, since he dosed off. The bunny wakes up, sees the 鯨, クジラ and screams his lungs out:

Bunny: “Goldfish, exhale, exhale!! “
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Funny when things never change
Even when あなた say they will
But while your off s(rewing her
My life is standing still

あなた tell me that あなた 愛 me
When I go to leave
あなた tell me I'm your only one
And I let myself believe

I know that あなた are using me
But you'll never let me go
I know that あなた don't 愛 me
I know I'm just for show

I don't know If I can stand
To see あなた 愛 another girl
あなた know that あなた broke my ハート, 心
あなた know that your my world

But while your standing によって my side
I'll believe your lies forever
Cause everything seems so perfect
When we are together
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