TOAST!

proximity warning object:... planet. landing status:crash. crash survivalbility: 28%. "oh no" i thought to my self, i thought, the only thing i can do,think. i readyed my self to die. then at that moment i thought to my self if i made my own pak i can 編集 it. then with some metal i found i made a sheid, one that my pak can hold. i supposed it would increase my survability ratings によって 30%. then i heard the computer say crash in 10 秒 i looked out the window and saw the pod on fire. hen i got in the sheild. the computer with the most devestating voice ive heard in my life five, four,three,two,...

there i was in a cell. waiting for a rescue that i new wouldn't come how did i end up like this, how. oh now i remember it was on regular 日 my rage and jealousy was to its max. i envied the tallest so much. i wanted to be the tallest irken and then i thought of a plan. i did some "research" on cell reproduction and understanding with a few "test" heh subjects and found out about a growing injection. well with out starting a zombie apocalypse. then i injected myself with it. one thing i didn't know was that was my worst mistake i have ever made in my entire life. it took a 日 for the injection...

Setting:Zims base!
Characters:Zim,Gir,Dib,Gaz
Gir:HEHEHEHEHE *messing up zim's base*
Zim:GIR!!!! QUIT IT BEFORE あなた MESS UP SOMETHING ELESE!
Gir:*continues*
Zim:WAIT ガー THATS THE BODY SWITCHER!!!!!!!!!
ZIM AND GIRS BODYS SWITCH!
Zim in Gir's body:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gir in Zim's body:*still messing up the base*
Zim in Gir's body:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IT WILL BE AT LEAST A WEEK BEFORE I SWITCH US BACK!Well ガー because i'm in your body your going to have to be me at "skool" tomorrow.I will be here trying to find away to switch us back.
NEXT DAY!
Gir in Zim's body:*watching tv*
Zim in Gir's body:GIR GO TO...

Dib returned and Blink hugged him. ''Welcome back!'' Blink said, smiling. "How's your head?" Dib asked, hugging her back. ''It's ok. It doesn't really hurt anymore." Blink said, rubbing her bruise. Suddenely Blink couldn't stay awake. It was 3 in the morning and she's been up since 7 am. She fell asleep and Dib carried her into her room. Zim was asleep, when he heard Dib's footsteps. He awoke and opened his door. Dib was lying Blink on her bed. Zim quickly shut his door before Dib saw him. Dib walked into his room and the door shut. The lights turned off, and after 3 または 4 minutes, Zim could...

Zim quickly started to remember that the Dib Child was missing. He began to wonder where he went. He had no idea of what was happening in Irk. In a couple months, he is to find out.

Irk............(The massive)

Dib and Blink spent 5 months playing videogames, watching TV and destroying planets. The most imporant thing was that Blink and Dib enjoyed their time together. Dib sighed. "Blink, we've done all the fun things on Irk. I'm bored." He said, rubbing his eyes. ''Me tooo....'' Blink said, yawning. ''Yah, you're always bored. he, just like me.'' Dib said, standing up. Blink stood up too. Suddenely,...

''Ah! welcome Blink! please, have a シート, 座席 with your little friend.'' Purple said, gesturing them to two empty シート, 座席 at the end of the table. Purple sat back down によって red at the other end. "Dib I can't see tthem!'' Blink whispered, sighing. ''shh. Listen. He's talking.'' an irken told her, while pointing to a very old looking irken. ''Princess Blink, it's an honor of having あなた home. In all my life I have never met royality besides the tallest themselves. My name is Ferdwink.'' Ferdwink said, sitting back down. ''FEASTING TIME!'' Red said, grabbing a meat leg. ''Go on! I'm sure あなた had eaten some...

lin fell to her knees. '' who am i kidding! ill never be an invader! ida's right im a big disapointment!'' veer just stood there ''master'' lin looked up at her unit who seemed to have an idea. ''why not go down to earth?'' lin was confused. ''earth? is there even such thing as a silly planet?'' veer turned to her master with a blank expression on her face ''i believe so the tallest sent an irken there 5 months 前 maybe they can help us.'' lin stood up. ''veer your crazy im not going down to that planet just to bother another irken of thier plans to coquer that world.plus i think they wont...

it had been many months since the dance.i woke up to the radio playing Leon Thomas the third's "Dream." "It all started out so innocently あなた were just another pretty face that I loved to see." the radio sang with innocents.i got up and brushed my wig.i got out of my pajamas and tried to decide what to wear.i decided to go with a simple black dress and a golden ハート, 心 locket. it had two Irkens i didn't recognize.the on the left was a female with dark green eyes and the one on the right was a male with bright ゴールド eyes. i took the pictures out and stuck them in my mirror, replacing them with...

so this is billy and mandy and invader zim so i hope あなた like it.
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billy and mandy pov

mandy,billy was in the living room with grim they was watching tv.

"grim is it true that aliens is real"billy ask

"no billy they not"grim said

"but there is a 表示する called invader zim i going to to watch it"billy said

"fine billy"mandy said

billy cilck the tv 表示する and bily saw a alien and robot on the show

"look grim,mandy there's a alien in the show"billy said

"billy it's zim and ガー that's why it's name invader zim dumb kid"mandy said

"can we go there grim"billy ask

"mmm well i...

The Irken race is unable to reproduce and does so now によって cloning. It is unknown how they reproduce
d before they learned the cloning process, but it is possible that the first Irkens were born from a クイーン due to their similarity to insects. The Control Brains are the ones who create the Irken babies, known as Smeets, and program their personality and all Irken knowledge into their PAK, which is attached to each Irken's spine to birth them, as seen in the episode Parent Teacher Night. The Control Brains are extremely powerful, even the two Irken leaders, the Almighty Tallest, must obey them,...

Heh please don't hate me this is my first IZ fic ^^;
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Zim could only hold his curiosity for so long. ガー was continuously throwing himself at the floor, pounding his tiny fists into it,and yelling,
before standing up and repeating the process. It looked like he was having a tantrum.

"GIR! What are あなた doing?"

"SHH!" The robot put a finger to his metal lips before hitting the ground again. "I'm attacking the floor! It won't make me a sammich!"

Zims eyes narrowed as he took in what his slave had said. He quickly ignored his S.I.R units actions and began talking....

The Irken birthing facilities looked like nothing else in the entire Empire. A huge square building looking planet that had once been a free society, it held no windows, no lights, and only two exit docks. The first of which was the entrance for the rare visitor, the 秒 being the exit for the smeets that were heading to the training center of their career choice. Ships continually left out of the second, small Voot Runners that could carry one adult Irken and five smeets. These ships arrived throughout the 日 and night, all with the Irken シール of approval smacked on the side. The only...