Time for Baseball

Authors POV
Zim decided that he would go back to his house instead of walking Merribelle home. Because, あなた know, it was Merribelles umbrella. " Sure あなた don' need anything else?" 発言しました Zim. Positive?? Im fine. 発言しました Merribelle. Just then, the worst thing ever happened.
Gir came.
He jumped onto Merribelle's face saying, HI NEW FRIEND!!! GET IT OFF!!!! screamed Merribelle. Zim took ガー off her face.
What is that?! 発言しました Merribelle.
A umm... dog. 発言しました Zim.
Dude, its green and has a zipper on it, 発言しました Merribelle. Does it have a skin condition like you??
No, 発言しました Zim. Its a umm..... dog from China! Yes,...

によって the way, I am NOT copying Marceline from Adventure time. Im not a copywriter :|D

Dib's POV

I had taken a good long glance at Marribelle. She was pretty tall, but not as tall as the teacher. She was actually someone in our class that was good looking for a change!!! She seemed as if she came from a long line of royal relatives. Just as I was about to speak to her, two tall lean men came and sat down 次 to her.
" Who are they??" I said. I can't let my jealousy get to out of hand.
" These are my to twin brothers, Brody and Brody" she said. They both wore black SUITS/スーツ that had little tails on the...

あなた know あなた watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. あなた have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. あなた don't listen to politicians' speeches anymore... あなた vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And あなた know exactly what happened to them.

4. あなた pass out meat on Valentine's 日 instead of candy.

5. あなた talk in third person.

6. あなた block up your chimney on クリスマス because あなた fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifying image あなた can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. あなた check your soap for bacon... just in case.

9. When あなた get a zit, あなた name it Pustulio and insist...