We all probably remember ルーベン, ルベン - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are あなた today?

Reub.: あなた can't drink two jars of applesauce if あなた don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, あなた can make a dog bark faster than a 魚 can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think あなた are cute.


Reub.: You've got ointment all over your bumbleberry.¹
Engl.: I think you're gross.

Reub.: Ya might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos, know what I'm saying?
Engl.: I can't finish this enormous piece of cheesecake.

Reub.: Does a six-finger chimpanzee eat cardboard nuggets for breakfast?
Engl.: No.

Reub.: Does neon スパゲッティ take a サンドイッチ ride down to the polo field?
Engl.: Yes.

Reub.: Ugh, I've got もっと見る pigs in a blanket than hobos have sideburns.
Engl.: I ate too much.

Reub.: I'm ready to hang my socks on the monkey parade.
Engl.: I would like to go on a double 日付 with あなた and your friend.

Reub.: あなた don't need bubble-wrap to know when it's チャウダー time.
Engl.: Please, calm down.

Reub.: See ya at the ketchup factory, Bubbleface.
Engl.: Good bye.

Reub.: There's my ラズベリー サッカー ball!
Engl.: There's my girlfriend!

Source: iCarly.com/Sam's blog
¹ Note Sam tells this to Rueben: "I'm sitting here eating cheesecake with an Australian Eskimo who's got ointment all over his bumbleberry." Then Rueben runs away crying.