We all probably remember ルーベン, ルベン - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are あなた today?

Reub.: あなた can't drink two jars of applesauce if あなた don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, あなた can make a dog bark faster than a 魚 can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think あなた are cute.


Reub.: You've...