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ヘタリア Pick up lines xD

Make a funny pick up line that involves ヘタリア
For Ex.-
Alfred - On a scale of 1-America how free are あなた tonight?
Arthur- ..North Korea
(credit of joke goes to link)
 ヘタリア Pick up lines xD
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It doesn't have to be good, it can be really retarded xD
AlyssAybss posted 1年以上前
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Retardedness is my specialty *salute*
tadamu4ever posted 1年以上前
 AlyssAybss posted 1年以上前
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theichigo123 said:
happy baby waana tack a trip done there i here florada buttaul this time of year
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posted 1年以上前 
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xDDD
AlyssAybss posted 1年以上前
HeartfulStitch said:
こんにちは baby, あなた be the noodles and I'll be the sauce and together we'll make パスタ ;D

(Omg that was so full of fail...)
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posted 1年以上前 
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omg LOL, that was not a fail!!! It was cute xDDD
AlyssAybss posted 1年以上前
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Oh thank あなた xD
HeartfulStitch posted 1年以上前
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:D
HeartfulStitch posted 1年以上前
hinata3125 said:
How 'bout u become one with russia tonight? XD I suck at pickup lines....
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posted 1年以上前 
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da, I will become one
AlyssAybss posted 1年以上前
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Who WOULDNT want to become one with mother Russia? ...O wait. evertyone. *forever alone*^J^ (ima russia cosplayer)
Sweden121 posted 1年以上前
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あなた beat me to it
QTpie470 posted 1年以上前
PrussiaTheGreat said:
"Hey there, let's find out if East and West really are as far apart as they seem...."

That was the worst ever, I fail, sorry.
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posted 1年以上前 
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XD
AlyssAybss posted 1年以上前
GaHoolianGirl said:
(Sorry,these are REALLY inappropriate.)
(7-16-12)

Spain-Hey,chica!I have two tomatoes and a churro waiting for あなた if あなた know how to get them. ;) (Naughty Esapña!)q

America-Hey,babe!I was planning on eating a チーズバーガー later,but now I found something better to eat. ;) (Alfred!How dirty!)

England-Evening,love.I have seen plenty of 妖精 in my day,but none so sweet as you. (AWWWW! In my imagination Iggy would always use a gentlemanly pickup line)

Greece-Hi.I was planning to sleep with my cats,but I decied I'll sleep with あなた instead.(Blunt as always.-_-)

Japan-*blushing profusely*Konichwa.I-I was pranning on c-creating a h-h-hent-tai this evening,b-but I would much rather create one with you.(Japan!I didn't know あなた could be so dirty!)

Switzerland-*also blushing*I was planning to take some shots with my gun this evening,but I would rather take a shot at you.N-Not like that!I mean-uhm...(Nice way to screw it up,Switzy)

Canada-Most people usually never see me besides Prussia,but tonight I'll 表示する あなた something that he'll never see.(What can I say---he was raised によって France!)

France-(This had to be bleeped out for use of words that can't be repeated)

N.Italy-Hey bella!~Say,how about-a we do something together!No,not-a in the kitchen! ;) (Gasp!Venizano!)

China-Hello,aru~Usually I bang peoples head with my wok,but tonight I'll bang something else. ;) ( -_- )

I have such a dirty mind!All of these except Iggy's and Switzy's are unbelievabley dirty!Well,the 表示する is rated MA on Youtube...

(7-19-12)

I didn't come up with this one,but I thought it should be posted.

Estonia-I'm going to treat あなた like my paperwork---I'll throw あなた on my 机, デスク and do あなた all night. ( CX )

(7-26-12)

I am always coming up with new ones.

Prussia-Do want to see how long five meters really is? ;)

Korea-Everything is made in Korea,so make sex with Korea! (China: *faceplam*)

Belgium-(I thought I'd try a girl)People say I make the best chocolate,but I think it's best all over my body. ;) ( -_- )
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posted 1年以上前 
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^^; That's... nice... ((Admin: *died laughing*))
Malalani_Hawaii posted 1年以上前
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GENIUS
AlyssAybss posted 1年以上前
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I wrote down what I had in mind for France,you would have to wash out your ears with soap.
GaHoolianGirl posted 1年以上前
Bleached-Whale said:
England: "Big Ben is larger than the Eiffel Tower and the Statue of Liberty combined." *France attacks him out of his creepy stalker corner.*

America: "I feel a hurricane brewing somewhere in Florida." *wiggles eyebrows.*

Prussia: "Your @ss is almost as awesome as mine!" me: *facepalm*

Russia: *is looking at map* "Well あなた know what they say about the size of one's land mass..."
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posted 1年以上前 
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I don't get it...haha
tadamu4ever posted 1年以上前
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