“Did あなた know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?”

“Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give あなた a million bucks.”

“Does L（デスノート） ever change his clothes, または is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...”

“The 質問 we all want answered: is Mello または girl, または does he just have really bad PMS?”

“Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not.”

“Raise your hand if あなた also...