1 日 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n 発言しました "Wat doz 雌犬 n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx 日 d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women 発言しました "feel my titties" n the man 発言しました "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman 発言しました it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom 発言しました dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
デン d door ベル rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n 発言しました "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the キッチン fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n 発言しました "Wat doz 雌犬 n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx 日 d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women 発言しました "feel my titties" n the man 発言しました "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman 発言しました it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom 発言しました dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
デン d door ベル rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n 発言しました "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the キッチン fuckin d turkey!
An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship‚ holding her hat on tightly so that it wouldn't blow off in the wind.
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did あなた know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" 発言しました the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ あなた must know that your privates are exposed!" 発言しました the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything あなた see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
A gentleman approached her and said: "Pardon me‚ madam. I do not intend to be forward‚ but did あなた know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?"
"Yes‚ I know‚" 発言しました the lady‚ "I need both hands to hold onto this hat."
"But‚ madam‚ あなた must know that your privates are exposed!" 発言しました the gentleman in earnest.
The woman looked down‚ then back up at the man and replied‚ "Sir‚ anything あなた see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday!"
