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your mum is so fat when she stands on the 虹 she makes skittles

ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-

Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack

Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down

Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke

Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning

You were so ugly at birth,...
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posted by FLUFFYMUFFIN
Ok this is my 一覧 of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned によって 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did あなた run your last race?" and the 秒 one said,"How did あなた win the race?" the runner 発言しました 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes あなた say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked あなた out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if あなた were locked in a 食 Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
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1. Why did the turkey クロス the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If あなた are American in the living room, what are あなた in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do あなた have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are あなた all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do あなた get when あなた クロス a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine...
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