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Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope あなた like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do あなた see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!

2.What does a 鸚鵡, オウム use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!

And last but not least.
によって the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.

3.What did the man say when he 発言しました something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!

Ok this is my 一覧 of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned によって 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did あなた run your last race?" and the 秒 one said,"How did あなた win the race?" the runner 発言しました 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes あなた say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked あなた out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if あなた were locked in a 食 Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<