"Damn, if I was a lesbian, I'd bang her in a heartbeat," エンドウ, エンドウ豆 told Conrad.
"Maybe she knows of a place where we can stay," Conrad suggested.
"Good thinking," エンドウ, エンドウ豆 responded. As she and Conrad paddled their ラフト, いかだ closer to shore, they noticed another Native woman sitting in a カヌー beneath the cliff. She yelled up at the girl on the cliff but neither Conrad nor エンドウ, エンドウ豆 understood the language they were speaking in.
"How are we supposed to ask two chicks for help when they don't even speak English?" エンドウ, エンドウ豆 was annoyed.
"Make that one chick," Conrad replied. "The one on the cliff just committed suicide."
Pea turned around to see the beautiful woman diving from the 上, ページのトップへ of the cliff. Although she was extremely graceful about it, エンドウ, エンドウ豆 couldn't help but the think she was a total psycho. She also noticed a raccoon attempting the same dive, but failing miserably.
"Excuse me!" エンドウ, エンドウ豆 yelled from afar. "We need some help!"
The two Native women looked shock and immediately rowed away, as fast as possible. エンドウ, エンドウ豆 wanted to yell at them for being rude bitches but knew it was pointless since they couldn't understand her.
"Well, that was no help at all," Conrad sighed. "Looks like we're gonna have to find our own way around these woods."
"Fine with me," エンドウ, エンドウ豆 answered.
For about ten minutes, Princess エンドウ, エンドウ豆 and Conrad wandered aimlessly through the woods. There wasn't much to see but eventually they found a stream that parted in two directions. They followed one of them until they reached a lagoon area. It looked rather magical and エンドウ, エンドウ豆 immediately decided she would like to live there.
"But Pea, how are we going to survive here?" Conrad asked. "There's no 食 and no clean drinking water."
"Conrad, don't be so stupid," エンドウ, エンドウ豆 said. "Even Indians need a convenient store. I'm sure there's some place nearby that sells Evian bottles and アナと雪の女王 dinners. Okay, let's set try and make a fort on 上, ページのトップへ of this huge tree." As エンドウ, エンドウ豆 began to climb the tree, something rather terrifying happened. The 木, ツリー came to life and a face appeared in its center.
Pea jumped into Conrad's arms and screamed.
"Oh, no need for that, child," 発言しました the face in the tree.
Suddenly, the beautiful cliff-jumping woman walked inside the lagoon and looked curiously at エンドウ, エンドウ豆 and Conrad.
"Pocahontas, I was hoping あなた would visit today," 発言しました the tree. "Don't be alarmed によって these two strangers. I can see into their souls...they mean no harm."
"Hey, you're the girl who ran away from us earlier! Who are you?" エンドウ, エンドウ豆 exclaimed.
Suddenly, the spirits of the Earth began to sing a haunting melody and the 木, ツリー told エンドウ, エンドウ豆 and Conrad to listen with their hearts.
"My name is Pocahontas," 発言しました the woman.
"Wow, the things あなた can't do these days によって just listening with あなた heart," エンドウ, エンドウ豆 was very impressed. "I am Princess Peanalita and this is my friend Conrad."
"These are my friends, Meeko and Flit," smiled Pocahontas.
"I don't see anyone..." answered Pea.
"I think she's talking about the bird and the raccoon," 発言しました Conrad.
"Oh," 発言しました Pea. "And what's your name または do we just call あなた creepy 歌う tree?"
"I am Grandmother Willow," answered the tree.
"Uh huh," chuckled the princess. "I highly doubt you're my grandma. No one in my family carries the leaves for hair gene. So, Pokey, do あなた mind if I call あなた that? Who was that other girl あなた were with in the canoe?"
"Oh her? That was my best friend Nakoma," answered Pocahontas. "I'm フレンズ with everyone really, even the 鷺, ヘロン and the otter. Hmmm...Pea, Conrad, maybe あなた two can help me. I'm having a bit of a moral dilemma. あなた see, my father wants me to marry Kocoum."
"Well, who the hell's that? His parents obviously didn't like him much if they named him Kocoum," エンドウ, エンドウ豆 responded, while brushing her hair with her fingers.
"He's a warrior," Pocahontas answered. "I don't actually even know him very well but I do know that he is very serious and doesn't understand my free spirited nature. And lately, I've been having this strange dream about a spinning arrow. It spins and spins and spins until suddenly, it stops."
"Oh, honey," エンドウ, エンドウ豆 laughed. "You need to stop doing meth または whatever it is that's giving あなた these freaky dreams. In ballet class, there was this girl I knew named Alice. She was always telling us about these weird dreams she kept having where she would go to some magical land with dancing cards and an invisible cat. We all thought she was a total lunatic. Anyway, the moral is, drugs are not good for your brain. And that concludes today's lesson."
"Wait a second, the spirits of the Earth are telling me something...something's coming! Strange clouds?" Pocahontas began to climb up Grandmother Willow and when she reached the 上, ページのトップへ she stared out at the sky in shock.
"What do あなた see?" asked Grandmother Willow.
"Clouds," Pocahontas answered. "Strange clouds."
(End Of Part 16)
I was thinking about the fact that Middle-Eastern and Indian royalty back in the days would have what is called a harem. Jasmine's dad as far as we know doesn't have one. If Jasmine's dad had one it would be very likely she would have had shared living quarters with her steps and half-sisters and maybe aunts.
I think if ジャスミン had grown up in a harem she would been complete different and be 1)competitive and 2)she would also be Vigilant due to the number of X times she had been poison-if on purpose または によって accident によって the steps.
of course there's the fact Jafar could somehow 'use' her steps to get closer to her. So maybe that's one of the reasons why they didn't have a harem.
I think if ジャスミン had grown up in a harem she would been complete different and be 1)competitive and 2)she would also be Vigilant due to the number of X times she had been poison-if on purpose または によって accident によって the steps.
of course there's the fact Jafar could somehow 'use' her steps to get closer to her. So maybe that's one of the reasons why they didn't have a harem.
"There's no way I am kissing a frog, and eating a bug, in the same day."
Well, it seems like everyone has done such an 記事 after dimitri_'s excellent idea so here's mine:
1. What name would あなた change yours to?
Aurora. I 愛 how it sounds and its meaning and also I'd 愛 it if people were calling me Rory.
2. Which skills would あなた like to develop?
I would definitely want to have Pocahontas' ability of climbing on the trees, jumping off the rocks and doing everything she does during Just Around The Riverbend.
3. Who would あなた want for a parent?
I really 愛 my parents, but if I had to choose, I'd like to have Mulan's parents, they adore her and...
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1. What name would あなた change yours to?
Aurora. I 愛 how it sounds and its meaning and also I'd 愛 it if people were calling me Rory.
2. Which skills would あなた like to develop?
I would definitely want to have Pocahontas' ability of climbing on the trees, jumping off the rocks and doing everything she does during Just Around The Riverbend.
3. Who would あなた want for a parent?
I really 愛 my parents, but if I had to choose, I'd like to have Mulan's parents, they adore her and...
Come on, we all know Azula would really win! (art by kissyushka)
I took the idea of the modelling from BKG201's article. I decided to state my opinion on which princesses would be great models. I just want to say before I start, that I don't judge only によって appearance, because to be a good model あなた don't have neccesarily to be gorgeous looking. Anyway, here we go.
13) Anna
Firstly, Anna is pretty but her mouth and her nose are quite awful and her eyes are too close to each other. Her hair is ok, I guess. Her body is great for a model. The biggest problem is the way she moves. She's awkward, clumsy and slouch and remember that moment when she was singing...
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13) Anna
Firstly, Anna is pretty but her mouth and her nose are quite awful and her eyes are too close to each other. Her hair is ok, I guess. Her body is great for a model. The biggest problem is the way she moves. She's awkward, clumsy and slouch and remember that moment when she was singing...
