Princess エンドウ, エンドウ豆 was not your ordinary princess. She was not sweet. She was not all that graceful. In fact, her own royal subjects really couldn't stand her. あなた see, the thing あなた have to understand about エンドウ, エンドウ豆 was that she didn't know she was obnoxious. She considered it helpful on her part to ask her royal advisor if he's ever considered going on a diet. She thought she was being considerate to imply that the visiting duchess smelled like a sweaty armpit in July. Quite truthfully, Princess エンドウ, エンドウ豆 had never known a world where people told her she couldn't do something. Everyone always seemed to sit back and enable her spoiled, rude ways. One day, she realized the truth...
"Nobody likes you, Pea!" screamed Annalynne. "You're arrogant, snotty and quite frankly, a royal bitch!"
"How dare あなた call me such things, Mother!" retorted Pea, while placing her favourite jeweled tiara on her blonde head. "I ought to have あなた sentenced to life in the dungeon like I did with Father!"
"I don't think あなた quite understand, Sweet Pea...this is it. You're being exiled."
"Ha!"
"No, I'm serious."
"Exiled? Are あなた out of your mind?" cried Pea. "I'm a princess and princesses just don't get exiled. It's in the princess handbook. Page 539."
"Pea, there's no such book! あなた have until tonight to be gone. If you're still here によって sunrise, I'm afraid you'll have to be executed."
So, with that, エンドウ, エンドウ豆 ran. She ran with nothing but a マント, 隠す on her back and her favourite tiara. She reached a forest that seemed really dark and creepy. 次 to it was a nice clear path. She went into the creepy woods. Hey, I never 発言しました she was a coward! エンドウ, エンドウ豆 ran through the dark woods, screaming horrifically as several of the trees had faces and branches caught her によって her cloak. Suddenly she bumped into something. または rather someone. エンドウ, エンドウ豆 and the girl she ran into fell to the ground. エンドウ, エンドウ豆 picked herself up and brushed the dirt of her dress and looked down at the girl. She was crying in a heap on the dirt...she had short black curls and a red bow in her hair.
"Hello? Aren't あなた going to apologize for running into me?" demanded Pea.
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to bump into you. But あなた don't know what I've been through."
"I bet it's nothing compared to my night. I'm Princess Pea, によって the way."
"I'm Snow White, I'm a princess as well," the girl 発言しました rather freakishly turning cheerful when two 秒 前 she'd been blubbering like a fool. "How do あなた do?"
"How do I do?" エンドウ, エンドウ豆 was astonished. "Well, I've been exiled from my own kingdom and told that if I ever return I'll be executed...so to be honest, I wanna slap someone!"
"Oh dear! And to think I was feeling sorry for myself. あなた know what will make あなた feel better?" asked Snow White. "A smile and a song!"
Snow White began to sing: "With a smile and a song, life is just a bright sunny day, your cares fade away..."
"Excuse me?" エンドウ, エンドウ豆 tapped the girl on the shoulder. "Would あなた mind, oh I don't know...SHUTTING YOUR PIEHOLE FOR A MINUTE?"
"Oh goodness me! あなた must be 芝居 out like this out of sadness...you poor dear!" Snow White attempted to hug エンドウ, エンドウ豆 who immediately rejected her sweetness.
"What's wrong with you, girlie?" エンドウ, エンドウ豆 shouted. "Are あなた nuts? I've just been incredibly bitchy to あなた and your comeback is trying to hug me! Geez...I'm outta here!"
エンドウ, エンドウ豆 kept walking through the woods for an 時 または so, determined to find a new home. Finally, she spotted a little cottage in the woods. There were seven creepy little dweebs hanging outside the front of it so she decided she'd best avoid that place. Pea's feet began to ache and finally the sun set. She was far from ホーム but hoped that soon she'd find a place to rest.

(End Of Part 1)