The ディズニー Princes - Sex, Kill, Marry - ディズニープリンセス - ファンポップ

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posted by dimitri_

I used to post these on the ディズニー Prince club but that spot looks dead :( I already did The ディズニー Princes I would settle down with but I don't really like it now, when I re-read some of my old articles, I sometimes cringe. Personality is もっと見る important than looks but I can't really marry someone I'm not attracted to. I'm going to make this short because it can get offensive. I saw JNTA1234 doing this with the Princesses and I laughed a lot so here we go...

One song my ハート, 心 keeps 歌う for one 愛 only for you.

The Prince - Kill
I 愛 The Prince and I would 愛 him to serenade me with his beautiful voice. He's so romantic and dedicated but he looks too feminine for my taste and I don't even know if he'd be a good father.

So this is the miracle that I've been dreaming of.

Charming - Kill
I don't hate him によって any means but he shows off lazy/forgetful tendencies, I can't be with someone with both of those traits. And his looks aren't that great either, very bland looking.

Now, father, you're living in the past. This is the 14th century!

Phillip - Marry
A cute guy like that slaying a dragon for me will surely steal my ハート, 心 away. Phillip doesn't care about social class and he does everything he can to get what he desires. While following his heart, he's still very faithful.

Believe me, Grim, when I find the right girl, I'll know.

Eric - Marry
Eric is so sweet he makes my ハート, 心 melt, he has his mind set on marrying that one girl. I 愛 his approach towards Ariel and he's an all around good guy.

Oh, it's no use. She's so beautiful, and I'm... Well, look at me!

Beast - Kill
Don't get me wrong, I like Beast a lot, he's great. It's just that I wouldn't be able to deal with that temper of his and I don't find him very attractive.

Jasmine, I tried to tell you... I just...

Aladdin - Sex
アラジン is soooo cute, but his lies are not so cute. He'd be fun to hang around and he has redeeming qualities but I don't think I'd want him to take care of my children.

Come with me?

John Smith - Kill
John would be a good father figure and I do respect him but frankly, he's just not my type personality wise and look wise.

Captain Li Shang. Hm. Leader of China's finest troops. No, the greatest troops of all time.

Shang - Marry
Yeah, like this is a surprise from me, I think Shang is hot as hell. He is disciplined, respected and has a good work ethic. He perseveres and does whatever it takes to protect the ones around him. That's exactly the type of guy I'm looking for.

Just one, unless あなた beg for more.

Naveen - Sex
Naveen is hot but he doesn't have the qualities I look for in a husband, at all. I like guys who are もっと見る serious than that, there is such thing as too much fun. Also, he'd probably get on my nerves because he's conceited.

You were my new dream.

Flynn - Sex
This one was harder because I 愛 him, I think he's so handsome and Eugene is a good person. I believe he was truly in 愛 with Rapunzel and all but he's not very honorable.

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BraBrief AHAH this kind of list is very original!

disneygirl7 LOL

princecatcher93 I would so have sex with Flynn and Naveen.

dimitri_ Thanks for the comments :) princecatcher93- Oh yeaaaaah.

cynti19 For me, I don't want to kill Beast [i](Adam)[/i] because he is more handsome than the others. Sorry, but please, don't hate me.

dimitri_ ^Of course I don't hate you, everyone has different tastes and opinions.

MaidofOrleans Haha this is great! I don't agree with much, but it was so funny and original!

dimitri_ Thank you :) I'm totally fine with people not agreeing with me.

Jayden-G Oh wow, I originall thought this was going to be some weird fanfic story by the title but I am glad that I clicked. I think your list is pretty similar to a lot of others, and it was funny to read and interesting. Good job.

dimitri_ Hahaha, thank you :)

Danderfluff1 Haha. That sure was funny to read! Good job!

dimitri_ Thank you :3

Mongoose09 Nice idea for an article. :)

dimitri_ Thank you!! :)

ARIEL-RAPUNZEL Agree 100% with this article Phillip!. When i look at Shang i think he would be a really strict parent and i con't like that.

Rapunzel and Snow White

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Vanessa as Ariel (Human form)

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Snow White as The Evil クイーン

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sweetie-94's お気に入り Swedish DP Voices

posted by sweetie-94

It's a few 分 past midnight here, but I felt like 書く this since the 一覧 has been changing a bit since last time and also this time I'll add in Anna and Elsa too. Also this will be both a ranking of their 歌う voices aswell as their speaking voices, however as I am a bit lazy I won't add リンク in this article, but あなた can always 検索 up the songs and a few scenes on YouTube, use the 検索 word "disney songs swedish" and there あなた go
And for the same reason I won't add in pictures either, but I hope you'll like this 記事 despite that

Singing voices:

13. Tiana
Don't get me wrong,...

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Pocahontas

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ディズニー日本

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"Beauty and the Beast: The 魔法にかけられてクリスマス (1997)" Review

posted by Silverrose1991

ディズニー sequels. The base-breakers of the ディズニー fandom. Some 愛 them, some hate them. Some think they bring new perspectives to beloved characters, while others think they ruthlessly destroy and twist every aspect of the original movie. Well, one thing must be admitted: they were made with the intent to ミルクもっと見る money for the franchise. But does that make all of them necessarily bad? No, but it does not make for a good start, really.

I think "The 魔法にかけられて Christmas" is proof of this. Having seen it yesterday, I can attest it has a lot of "pros" and "cons", which makes for a mixed bag. So...

Snow White & シンデレラ out in the rain

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My お気に入り DP Mothers

posted by AaronHaley4ever

In honor of Mothers’ Day, I decided to do an 記事 ranking my お気に入りディズニー Princess mothers… I know it’s a bit late, but I wanted to make sure I had it worded perfectly! I didn’t include Evil Queen, Lady Tremaine, and Mother Gothel because they are not the biological mothers of the princesses… and I thought it would be fairly obvious where they’d rank. Some of my opinions are going to be quite unpopular, but I hope we can agree to politely disagree.

7. クイーン Elinor

I know this is going to be an unpopular opinion, but I really dislike Elinor. While I do believe she loves...

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My Water Version of Let It Go (Make A Wave)

posted by KataraLover

READ THIS FIRST
Before あなた read the lyrics, あなた should know that I'm doing this from the male perspective because I myself am a guy. Also, originally I had lyrics from Demi Lovato's version but I decided to 編集 those out and some parts that are a little wordy. Help with the wordy lyrics was done によって kristenfan10109. I hope あなた enjoy it!

The moon glows bright on the ocean tonight
Not a footprint in the sand
A whole world of isolation,
And it looks like I'm the king.

The waves are calm unlike this emotional storm inside
Couldn't keep it in, heaven knows I tried!

Don't let them in, don't let them see
Be...

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Belle

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Merida

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アナスタシア and シンデレラ similarities

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Pocahontas Watercolor

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sweetie-94's Bravest ディズニー Princesses

posted by sweetie-94

It's been a while since I last wrote this 一覧 so I decided to write it again, it's been changing a slight bit since the last time, anyway hope you'll like this article

13. Aurora

I really 愛 Aurora and I do think she's brave, just not as much as the other princesses above. Her bravest moment is when she chooses to leave the cottage with the 妖精 instead of staying there and waiting for Phillip

12. Jasmine

I placed ジャスミン higher than Aurora because ジャスミン is outspoken which makes her a slight bit もっと見る brave, but like Aurora she doesn't actually have a lot of メリダとおそろしの森 moments. Her...