If あなた were Discord, what sort of chaos would あなた spread?

I would have gummy くま, クマ snow, houses made out of feathers, no gravity in ランダム places, I would change ponies to think that they were frogs, I would have two または three ponies (that like Discord) that I would take as my chaos spreading assistants, OH YEAH! And everypony's hair turns into a chicken :)

And a bunch of other stuff too, mostly involving candy.