Death Note Pick Up Lines

Let me start off with I AM NEW TO DEATH NOTE I HAVE ONLY WATCHED THE FIRST LIKE 15 EPISODES AND READ LAST COUPLE 本 OF THE MANGA!! DON'T JUDGE ME IF I GET SOME THINGS WRONG!!

So anyway here are some funny (maybe) things I have come to realize about this series.

Almost half the characters NEVER BLINK.

Almost half if them GIVE ME NIGHTMARES.

Light and Justin Beiber are like TWINS.

Not only do they look alike but their goals in life are similar as well.

Justin Beiber: Tries to make the world a better place によって giving us beautiful 音楽 BUT IT TORTURES OUR EARS ITS SO FREAKING ANNOYING.

Light Yagami:...

L（デスノート） sat boredly, chewing on a piece of チョコレート as he examined the screen in front of him. He wiggled his bare toes and frowned deeply at the blinking graphs and numbers on the screen. He began nibbling absentmindedly at a small truffle and failed to notice light footsteps coming from behind him. The sound of Watari clearing his throat filled the silent room, but L（デスノート） still didn't turn to acknowledge the elderly man.
"Ryuzaki," he said, "I was wondering... Would it be unwise to recruit another member to the task force?" L（デスノート） shifted a bit in his シート, 座席 and swallowed the chocolaty morsel he had been chewing....