Hmm...What is your favourite Damon quote in season 2????

Well mine is when Elena gives some woman who knows about ヴァンパイア a vervain and the girl asks:"Does vervain really works?" And Damon who was checking some 本 few meters away said:"Nope.Not at all." The woman asks Elena again:"Can he hear us?"And then Damon says quietly:"No, that will be just creepy!" Woman to Elena:"Can he read our minds too?!" Damon stops chacking 本 and says:"You know, if あなた want to see me naked all あなた have to do is ask." And them Elena who was-at least I think-jealous said:"NO, that he can't do!!"

As あなた can see I wrote a hole novel about my fav quote but I can't help myself because this make me laugh every time I see it!!!:)
P.S:Sorry for bad speeling-I am not from America または GB または every other country where English is spoken and I am only 12:)
P.P.S.:I wrote a novel again, didn't I?;)