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HPFan4Eever, smileyfaceddude and 6 others like this

Mrs-Grint We know, sweetie.

Disaster he sucks animals

Neytiri1045 We already know that....

kwlski4ever Dude , tell us something new

RPattz_Lover2 Huh,huh,huh.Wat are you saying?????!!!!!He doesn't suckkkk!!!!!!

kimberley579 The first step is admitting it. Now you can go die.

Matsy23 @^: LOLZ!!!! XDDDDD

para-scence ok then

SnapeOWNSedward Yeah, you suck big time. -.-

TrueTwi_hard How hard did you hit your head? Carlisle... He's going crazy!

HPFan4Eever Sure,you do !!

spellpatronus True.

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IS SM into brain-washing?

posted by kayleebabee

Is it just me または is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. 次 she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack あなた rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes あなた guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear ゴールド contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade またはクランベリージュース (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when あなた are screaming it at his...

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What were Edward's Reasons for Leaving Bella in New Moon?

posted by mandapanda

I 投稿されました this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral ファン opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd 愛 to read コメント if あなた have any, またはあなた can just skip this 記事 :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of 愛 and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of 質問 and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...

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Twilight in Short. How many trees could SM have saved?

posted by huddysmacked

Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading

Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...

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Watch The Claws, Kittens!

posted by Dearheart

Hello, 子猫 and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of あなた are in trouble または anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m 書く this as a reminder to all of あなた before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if あなた haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of あなた who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material あなた提出する stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...

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Rules and Guidelines (Updated!)

posted by Dearheart

1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended あなた and why あなた find it offensive. If it’s something serious または happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back あなた up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward または gush about how amazing the Twilight...

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How Twilight could have been Great.

posted by TDDD

I don't like Twilight. I find the characters shallow; the plot boring and cliche; and the hidden messages frightening. But in the hands of another 作者 - someone who wouldn't let their religious upbringing, their misogynistic views, and their twisted romantic ideals colour the story - it could have been really fantastic.

First off, the grammar would have to be fixed. The purple prose minimised and the 全体, 全体的です書く polished up.

Next the characters would have to be made realistic, their actions have an effect on the plot, and their history an effect on them.

Take Rosalie, for example. If Rosalie's...

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Lauren: A Mini-Rant

posted by renrae

Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked によって a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight ファン do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot または any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...

Is it really that hard to explain?

posted by RonGetYourWand

There are some core things about the mythical creatures I wish Meyer would have 与えられた an actual explaination for:

Vampires

1. Turning into bats

She could have explained it as bats are attracted to vampires, but she choose not to adress it at all.

2. Sleeping in a coffin

How about that having something to do with them faking their own death または something?

3. Lack of Fangs

An evolution over time to adapt.

4. Sunlight

Related to the fact ヴァンパイア are considered to be connected to the devil.

Werewolves

1. Full-Moon

They meet at the full-moon.

2. Their Anger Issues (yes, I know that some of the オオカミ have this)

It could have been explained as a reaction to the moons phases.

3. Pack- Mind

Evolved trait または even a gift from the spirits.

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My view;

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...

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The Success Of Twilight Versus The Failure of The Subtle ナイフ

posted by Cinders

Despite whatever impressions あなた may have garnered from the タイトル of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....

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The 6 stupidest things I wondered when 読書 Twilight

posted by Asvini

I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when 読書 Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think あなた can call yourself a vegetarian if あなた don't eat things like people または those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people 読書 the 本 also thought (well, maybe not specifically...

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They say the full-moon drives us all a little mad...

posted by HecateA

*I'll have mentions to actual 狼男 stories in here, so be ready for that

Even before Jacob and palls were called 'shapeshifters' (I'll get back to あなた on that, I am not letting go), we should have known they couldn't be. And here's why.

First off: the origin または werewolves.

In the 年 60, 70 people started believing in werewolf lore. The oldest myth I know about this is Ancient Greek, Lycaon.

Lycaon invited the king-god Zeus to dinner, but he was unsure if it really was him, so he decided to serve Zeus human meat. Turns out, it was Zeus. And Zeus was ticked. So he killed Lycaon' 50 sons...

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O Tempora o mores

posted by Aquilia

O Tempora o Mores
Oh the times, oh the customs

This 記事 is an appeal to all Twilight ファン out there, I invite あなた all to think over your good and bad actions here on ファンポップ and contemplate them.

I have seen and compared examples of the appearances of the fandoms Harry Potter and respectively Twilight when criticism appear in each other’s sites on ファンポップ and I am astounded によって the comparatively aggressive tone the Twilight ファン carried when they respond to the 発言しました criticism.

Compare the responses of: link

And: link ;

Notes are to be made that both internet addresses were found によって searching...

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Heres the REAL reason why Jacob never answered Bella's calls.

posted by zanesaaomgfan

Jacob: Let me call Bella.*dials Bella's number*
Operator: I am sorry. This person is talking to (Bella's voice)Edward Cullen. Please leave a message after the tone.
*tone never comes up*
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 次 day.

Jacob: I want Bella NAO!*calls Bella*
(Answering machine): The Swans are out right now, please leave a message after the beep.
[beep never stops]
Jacob: OH C'MON!

The 日 after that:

Bella: *makes a new answering machine*
Jacob: *calls*
[Machine]: Hi, its Bella. If its Jacob, stop leaving messages saying "OH C'MON!" and if your not a Cullen または my dad, don't call me. At ALL!
*beep*
Jacob: NOOOOOO!
*beep*
Jacob: ?
*beep beep beep beep*
{This phone will self destruct in 3, 2, 1}
Jacob: OH C'MON!

[Check the TS spot to see who made it, its me. So don't kill me about 'You ストール, 盗んだ this!'].

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A short summary of Twilight IMHO.

posted by RobynPotter

{i did not write this myself, but i found it ridiculously funny and thought it needed to be 投稿されました here}

Book 1. Twilight:
Edward: Hey.
Bella: OMG, I'm so silly. And horny.
Edward: Yes. I'm dangerous. I sparkle.
Bella: OMG you're a vampire!
Edward: Yes. Let's go play baseball.
James: I like your girl, Edward. Gotta eat her.
Edward: Roar.
James: Omnomnom Bella.
Bella: OMG I'm screaming in agony! Yes, I will be a vampire!
Edward: I'm gonna kill you, James! I'm gonna suck Bella as well.
Jacob: Oh, hi there!
Book 2. New Moon:
Edward: Oops, gotta go.
Bella: OMG don't leave me! OMG I'm so depressed and dying in...

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Twilight brings out the inner stupid in me & I actually ♥ it. I think.

posted by rachaelwsz

There are 5 things あなた need to know-

This 記事 is basically:
1. My story on how I got sucked into the Twilight Universe.
2. My life story on how Twilight has changed me. A lot.
3. A rant on why I like and hate about the series.
4. A confession on why I can't seem to get over with hating and loving it.
5. An opinion about how my life could have been without Twilight.

WARNING: Overall, this 記事 is about... why I think Twilight isn't that 'bad' after all. It's going to be lengthy. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

This had me wondering for a while and to...

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Twilight Jokes

posted by nessienjake

Created:~Alice~

Q: What to Edward and a クリスマス木, ツリー have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what あなた are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much あなた mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: あなた know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do あなた kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her 本 and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward あなた suck!!!!

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Curing Involuntarily Twilight association

posted by Asvini

Whether あなた hate Twilight so much it fills あなた with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, または愛 it so much あなた plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent あなた from marrying a book, または perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. あなた hear the name 'Edward', あなた think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' あなた think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' あなた think...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new 映画 come out and even after it's all been done for about a 月または so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do あなた think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her 回答 sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually 発言しました was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that 雌犬 bella is his...