Bwahahaha! Welcome, little people! *cues scary pipe organ music* Yes, the C.A.T.’s out of the bag. It’s true. There are people in existence who do NOT worship the ground the Stephenie Meyer walks on. But before all あなた Twi-hards get mad about it and レポート us, let me tell あなた what this spot is NOT. Twi-haters, this applies to あなた as well, so listen up.

This is not an anti spot. (Read that sentence twice, please.)

We are not here to bash Stephenie Meyer または her fans, nor are we here to hate Twilight for the sake of hating it. That’s just as stupid (if not もっと見る so) as obsessing over Twilight because of Mr. Sparklepants または attacking others for being critical of Twilight. We are not here to fling personal attacks または nasty insults at people, and we aren’t trying to be trolls または ruin anybody’s fun.

We are here because some people just want a place to get away from all the Twilight worship and find some good discussion about it. This is a sanctuary for us to hang out, poke intelligent fun at it, share our criticisms of the series and get some healthy ディベート going. Some of us may like Twilight, some of us may not. But we all respect that people can like または dislike whatever they want, and we respect the right to voice those opinions, even if we don’t always agree with them.

So please, Twi-hards – give us the same respect. あなた have no reason to come here and complain, または to レポート us. We have as much right to be here as あなた do. If あなた don’t like what we have to say, do the mature thing and walk away. Hate mail will get あなた nowhere. You’re もっと見る than welcome to 登録する us and add to the discussion if あなた want. But if あなた come here to troll, whine または flame us for exercising some Free Speech, we will simply point and laugh at あなた (and possibly レポート your コメント as spam/abuse), and あなた will look very stupid. Capishe?

And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between criticism and cruelty. Don’t say dumb things like “OMG edwards so gay becuz he sparklz,” “twilight sucks [bleep],” etc. Just don’t. If あなた have something negative to say about Twilight, please put it in a way that isn’t crude, unintelligent または mean-spirited. If あなた don’t want things to get ugly, don’t make them ugly. Comprende?

Good. Now that that’s out of the way, please take a moment to link It’s a 一覧 of rules and guidelines I’ve created to make sure we can keep some sanity around here, and あなた MUST READ IT または SUFFER MY WRATH. *insert ランダム scary pipe organ 音楽 here*

(Just kidding. About the “suffer my wrath” thing, I mean. Sorta. Heehee, I 愛 pipe organs…) XD