Demotivational KND Posters

"Kacey, wait UUUUUUUP!" Wally whined, trying to catch up, " (pant) (pant) No fair! I've got shorter legs!" Kacey rolled her eyes, and slowed down a little. "You DO realize I'm still peeved at あなた for scaring the crap out of Numbuhs 3 and 8, right?". Wally rolled his eyes, "It's not MY fault they're a buncha babies!"
"....Says the boy who almost wet himself during this morning's prank." his cousin retorted. Wally immediatley shut up. "Look, I'm gonna take a break from all this trick-or-treating and take a ride on the 'Freaky Ferris Wheel'. Do me a favor and hold my キャンディー bag". Wally got a mischevious...

9:45 was what the clock said.
Man, school started EARLY. 8:45 is VERY early. No kid should suffer that kind of abuse. But every kid at Sierra Verde School did. Kacey slumped in her シート, 座席 次 to Kristin, Ian, and Sam. Nothing was worse than being surrounded によって morons. Except Kristin, she was nice. Sam was weird. He made strange noises with his throat. And then there was Ian. Nothing could describe his weirdness. He was just, weird. Then, the phone rang. Mr. Yorke picked it up. Kacey knew something was up, so she tried her best to listen. Mr. Yorke sighed.
"Class!" He shouted. Everyone shut up....

Operation E.I.G.H.T.

The three staring kids, couldn't believe their eyes. They had thought, they could go home, but here's two masked figures stopping them. One of the masked figures took their mask off. (It was the one on the right of Kuki.) Kuki stared up at the girl, who was under the mask. She was wearing white clothes, and white shoes. She was very pretty, with her black hair up in a pony-tail. She had pierced ears, which had diamond earrings in them. And the most frightening thing was, that she looked like a sixteen 年 old Kuki. The girl smiled at Kuki, who was now shaking uncontrollably....

One night in October, Sector V (Numbuhs 2-5 and 7) and Numbuhs 8 and 1000 went to go see a horror movie. They saw September to Dismember. Kuki (a.k.a. Numbuh 3) brought her Snuggles Time 虹 Monkey. Just in case the movie was scary. Every 年 Sector V does this. They go see a horror movie the night before Halloween. Walking out of the theater, Sector V and Numbuhs 8 and 1000 were chattering about the movie. Wally (Numbuh 4) and his cousin Kacey (Numbuh 7) were so excited after the movie.
"Remember the part where the dude with the hockey mask and Chainsaw ripped the head off the dude?"...

Hey, peeps! Numbuh 7, here. As one of this club's authors, I bring あなた important news about my current story, KND Facebooks! Well, I think I'll pause that one to bring あなた a sooper creepy fanfiction that brings back THREE old villains from a 前 story! (If ya guess 'em, I'll give ya a prop!) Here's the story:

Operation: H.A.U.N.T. (House Actually Uses Non-Living Terror)
A camp-out planned によって the 6th-Graders in Sectors V, and SV (David, Christian, Raleigh) and even Kacey's friend Brooke brings spooky things to the KND. An old house on Raleigh and Brooke's 通り, ストリート (yes, they live near each...

The Wizard of KND!
A KND Twist/Special

PLOT
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Kuki Sanban and her house go for a spin but land on a witch! The other witch is furious. She plans to destroy Kuki. Kuki needs the help of a scarecrow who wants a brain, (really, really needs a brain) a tin man who doesn't have a heart, (and is a little miffed about it) and a lion who is easliy scared to lead her and her pet フェレット Scooter to the Wizard of KND!

CHARACTERS
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Dorothy----------------------------------Kuki
Toto-------------------------------------Scooter
Good Witch-------------------------------Abby
Bad Witch--------------------------------Kiki...

Numbah10:You ready?!

Numbah12:Yeah but we had better bring the "stoopid" flashlight so we can see!

Numbah14:Guys we need to call the electric kidsnextdoor!!!!

Numbah10:No way!

Numbah14:How can あなた expect to slip through???

Numbah10:My older brother taught me ninja skills!!!...c,mon 12!!!

(they crept into the dark hatch leading down to wires witch were sparking)

12 and 10:live wires........

Numbah10:Whats that smell?...NUMBAH12!!!

Numbah12:It wasn't me!!!!it smells like....fire!!!! (they see a figure in a Black suit like father's)

Numbah10:Jack?!

????:STAY AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Numbah12:He's been....DELIGHTFULIZIED!!!!!!!RUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!...

Megan was lying in the middle of the basement of the old, haunted, and supposedly abandoned Johnson house. Why? Well....

Here's what had happened earlier: Now normally, a kid wouldn't have gotten past the doorway to a haunted house (becuase, in this case, there were bowls of キャンディー left on the porch and a sign that 発言しました "Take ONE"), but the old Johnson house had a sign that read "Candy Inside. Come in...if あなた dare". Megan always took the phrase "if あなた dare" as a personal challenge. When she walked in, she expected to see a 表, テーブル with a bowl of キャンディー and someone, most likely a teenager, dressed...

The 次 morning, Abby woke up to the sound of the TV. She walked downstairs and found several empty bottles of Code Red Mountain Dew, several empty bottles of Cactus Cooler, one empty box of 虹 Munchies, one empty box of Count Chocula, and four hungover operatives.
"Again?!" she yelled.
Kacey jumped. "We didn't stay up all night watching scary movies! Did we, guys?"
Christian, David, and Kiki were sleep-singing:
"1, 2 Freddy's comin' for you,
3, 4, Better lock your door,
5, 6 Grab a crucifix,
7, 8-"
Abby went over and pinched David, who let out a yelp, which jolted the other two operatives awake....