(from left to right) Numbuh 5 1/2, Numbuh 8, and Numbuh 4.1
Kiki shook her head. "I'm not kidding."
Kuki raised her hand.
"Don't あなた have to have a teaching degree to be a substitute?"
"Yeah, but from what I heard, the principal just grabbed him of the 通り, ストリート because his last name sounded scary enough to force us to behave."
Everyone gave her a strange look.
"Yeah, I don't get it either. ANYWAYS! Back to the story":
"We all froze....except Madison. She fainted. While You-know-who called the nurse, we all huddled.
Laura whispered, 'We must of done something REALLY bad, there's no way HE'D be here as a sub.' We all winced when the door slammed shut."
Everyone gulped.
"'Good morning, class! I believe most of あなた know who I am. Although I only know a few of you...' He looked at me, Adrienne, and Laura. We all began shaking.
'....so just try and くま, クマ with me, ok?' We all nodded.
He smiled. 'OK!' he clapped his hands together. We all flinched."
"We had art about 5 分 after class started. The three of us sat together and decided to draw up escape plans. I looked at Laura's.
'How the H-E- double hockey sticks are we gonna get 1000 虹 Monkeys によって reccess?' I asked.
She re-read her plan. 'I never thought of that.'
Adrienne had a better plan, but it involved tens of thousands of missles, 200 jars filled with killer bees, and Jell-o. Lots and lots of Jell-o.
I heard a familiar voice coming from behind me.
'What are あなた girls drawing?'
We all jumped and flipped over our papers.
'Nothing...'
'Can I draw something?'
We looked at each other.
'S-sure....'
He snatched the pencil out of my hand and the box of crayons out of Laura's. At lightning speed, he scribbled, erased, and drew. He held it up in front of Laura's face.
'Guess what it is!' he giggled.
It looked like some horrible combonation of a flamingo, hippo, a maypole and a beaver.
'Um....'
'It's a 虹 Monkey!' he giggled like a little schoolgirl.
Laura's eyes got really big as she clutched her 虹 Monkey.
'You like them, too?' Both giggled wildly. Adrriene and I rolled our eyes."
"About 2 hours later, reccess came. Laura was all happy and giggly, Adrienne was annoyed, and I was shaking like a leaf. My other friend, Numbuh 3.8, came over.
'What's wrong with Kiki? She looks like she's seen a ghost!"
"Actually, spank-happy vampire would be the correct term." Adrriene corrected.
"He's our substitute teacher!" Laura squealed.
Her eyes got really big.
'S-s-s-s-s-s-ubstitue teacher?! あなた mean, he's here?! Right now!!?" She shook like a leaf. 'Um...I gotta go!'
Just then, Alex, Joseph, Mitzy, and Caitlin came over.
'Hey! We've got an idea to prank Mr. Spanakopita-'
'Spankulot.' Adrriene corrected.
'Whatever! Are あなた guys in?' Before Adrriene and I could object, Laura giggled, 'Sure! Pranks are fun!'
(Cue facepalms)
'So, when we got back from lunch, we put the finishing touches on the prank.
'HE'S COMING!' someone yelled.
We all rushed back to our seats. The door creaked open, and a bucket full of dirt, チョコレート milk, and a few dead bugs was dumped onto him. Everyone laughed except the three of us. Thunder crashed in the background and we all quieted down. He stood up, brushed all of crud off of him, and growled."
Everyone gulped.
"And you'll never believe what he did next...."
