What would あなた do if あなた turned into a Time sweeper?

1. A time sweeper is a cat.
-BUT I WANNA BE A PUPPEH! D8<
2. あなた can control time. That would be cool.
-Look at mah username... >_>'
3. あなた like water. XD
-Ummm... NO I DON'T! I'M HYDROPHOBIC!
4. あなた have a vacuum. :D It sucks! lol
-I think I just aged about 20 years. ;n;
5. あなた can imagine how あなた would look like. ^^
-Like a cat. :3

Initial reaction, 'WTF!?' xD