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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And Feauturing Metal Gloss from DragonAura15
Episode 17
Sending A Letter
December 19, 1952
Hawkeye: Goodnight Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Goodnight Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: *Sits at table* Ah. *grabs pencil, and paper* Dear Father. How are you? It's been a while since I got your last message, and I decided to write back to you. We just got a new worker named Metal Gloss. She's an engineer just like me, and she kind of reminds me of my first クリスマス on the Union Pacific...
December 23, 1947
Pete: Alright everypony it's two days until Christmas. We've gotta work out hardest.
Honey: Why must we get the most amount of passengers, and freight on holidays?
Pete: There's no use in complaining. Get to work.
Hawkeye: Sir?
Pete: What? Oh yeah, you're the new worker. What can I help あなた with?
Hawkeye: What do あなた want me to do?
Pete: Just work in the train yard, that's all.
Hawkeye: Ok. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: *Walks to Hawkeye* こんにちは Pierce.
Hawkeye: Hello Percy. What are あなた working on?
Percy: Fixing track as usual. Me, and Jeff have to go into Colorado to repair a mainline.
Hawkeye: Good luck. I have to push freight cars down the hump in a train yard.
Percy: That's not bad.
Hawkeye: Yeah, but I want to drive an actual train on a mainline, and not be in the yards all day.
Percy: You're a new worker. One of these days when you're not new, あなた can drive a train on the mainline.
Hawkeye: *Sighs, and walks away*
Upon arrival at the train yard, Red Rose saw Hawkeye.
Red Rose: Mr. Hawkins?
Hawkeye: Yeah?
Red Rose: My name is Red Rose, I don't think we met before.
Hawkeye: I can't say we have.
Red Rose: Good, because now I can say it's great to meet you.
Hawkeye: *Looks at Red Rose* Yeah *walks to engine*
Red Rose: Wait, *Flies to Hawkeye* あなた know what to do?
Hawkeye: I've done it before, so yes.
Red Rose: Ok. *Flies back to signalbox*
Hawkeye: *Climbs in engine* Here we go again. Same boring job, in the same boring yards. *Shoveling coal*
Red Rose: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: What? I don't have enough steam in this thing! *Pushes lever*
The freight cars moved very slow.
Red Rose: Pierce, go faster.
Hawkeye: I'm trying! *Pushes lever further* Ugh, wheel spin *Pulls lever*
Red Rose: あなた still need to go faster.
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Ok. *shovels もっと見る coal*
After shoveling もっと見る coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.
Hawkeye: Now this is もっと見る like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative brakes* Don't crash, please!!
The chemical car slowly went towards a locomotive, and stopped.
Worker: Ah, thank goodness. For a moment I thought the car was going to expl-
The chemical car explodes
Worker: *Flying in air* AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!
Red Rose: Well, so much for that pony. Can this 日 get any worse?
Pete: *Arrives* Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: Right here sir.
Pete: Alright. I've got important news. A bunch of gangsters have derailed one of our trains. We need あなた to send a breakdown train there immediately.
Red Rose: Sir, we sold our breakdown train.
Pete: What?! Why?
Red Rose: We're the Union Pacific, these things never happen.
Engineer: *Derails passenger train*
Hawkeye: I'll do my best Pete.
Pete: Good. Now get going, and wait for Jeff. He's a unicorn, so he'll be able to cast a spell on the derailed train, and get it back on the tracks.
Hawkeye: あなた got it.
Hawkeye got in an inspection car, and went to the derailed train. It was on Archer Hill.
Hawkeye: Ok. Where's Jeff?
Percy: *Arrives in another inspection car* Hawkeye, what are あなた doing here?
Hawkeye: Pete sent me. Is there a unicorn named Jeff anywhere?
Jeff: *Next to Percy* That's me.
Hawkeye: Good. Pete sent me to help clear the mess, and he told me to wait for you.
Jeff: Right. Let's get this train back on the tracks.
Jeff, Percy, and Hawkeye continued getting the train back onto the tracks.
Jeff: *Using magic* Almost got it.
Percy: You're doing good.
Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*
Jeff: *Gets entire train back on tracks*
Hawkeye: We did it.
Percy: あなた were great shooting those gangsters. あなた had a hawkeye when it came to shooting them.
Hawkeye: Hawkeye, hm? That should be my nickname.
Percy: あなた got it Pierce. I'll go tell Pete right away.
When they return to Cheyenne
Pete: Well Pierce, Percy tells me あなた saved him, and Jeff from those gangsters that derailed the train.
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Pete: He also tells me that あなた wanted your nickname to be Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Pete: Well, congratulations Hawkeye. Tomorrow, あなた get to drive a passenger train to Los Pegasus.
Hawkeye: Thank あなた sir.
Pete: And あなた can just call me Pete.
Hawkeye: Thank あなた Pete.
December 20, 1952
I got my クリスマス wish. I wanted to drive a train on the mainline, and that's what I got to do.
Signed, Hawkeye.
When Hawkeye finished his letter, Metal Gloss arrived.
Metal Gloss: Pierce, it's time to go home.
Hawkeye: Ok. Thank あなた for telling me. Let's go.
The End
On the 次 episode of Ponies On The Rails
Another letter gets written.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2013
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Honey Bee From NaomiWinx
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
And Feauturing Metal Gloss from DragonAura15
Episode 17
Sending A Letter
December 19, 1952
Hawkeye: Goodnight Metal Gloss.
Metal Gloss: Goodnight Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: *Sits at table* Ah. *grabs pencil, and paper* Dear Father. How are you? It's been a while since I got your last message, and I decided to write back to you. We just got a new worker named Metal Gloss. She's an engineer just like me, and she kind of reminds me of my first クリスマス on the Union Pacific...
December 23, 1947
Pete: Alright everypony it's two days until Christmas. We've gotta work out hardest.
Honey: Why must we get the most amount of passengers, and freight on holidays?
Pete: There's no use in complaining. Get to work.
Hawkeye: Sir?
Pete: What? Oh yeah, you're the new worker. What can I help あなた with?
Hawkeye: What do あなた want me to do?
Pete: Just work in the train yard, that's all.
Hawkeye: Ok. *Walks to train yard*
Percy: *Walks to Hawkeye* こんにちは Pierce.
Hawkeye: Hello Percy. What are あなた working on?
Percy: Fixing track as usual. Me, and Jeff have to go into Colorado to repair a mainline.
Hawkeye: Good luck. I have to push freight cars down the hump in a train yard.
Percy: That's not bad.
Hawkeye: Yeah, but I want to drive an actual train on a mainline, and not be in the yards all day.
Percy: You're a new worker. One of these days when you're not new, あなた can drive a train on the mainline.
Hawkeye: *Sighs, and walks away*
Upon arrival at the train yard, Red Rose saw Hawkeye.
Red Rose: Mr. Hawkins?
Hawkeye: Yeah?
Red Rose: My name is Red Rose, I don't think we met before.
Hawkeye: I can't say we have.
Red Rose: Good, because now I can say it's great to meet you.
Hawkeye: *Looks at Red Rose* Yeah *walks to engine*
Red Rose: Wait, *Flies to Hawkeye* あなた know what to do?
Hawkeye: I've done it before, so yes.
Red Rose: Ok. *Flies back to signalbox*
Hawkeye: *Climbs in engine* Here we go again. Same boring job, in the same boring yards. *Shoveling coal*
Red Rose: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: What? I don't have enough steam in this thing! *Pushes lever*
The freight cars moved very slow.
Red Rose: Pierce, go faster.
Hawkeye: I'm trying! *Pushes lever further* Ugh, wheel spin *Pulls lever*
Red Rose: あなた still need to go faster.
Hawkeye: *Sighs* Ok. *shovels もっと見る coal*
After shoveling もっと見る coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.
Hawkeye: Now this is もっと見る like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative brakes* Don't crash, please!!
The chemical car slowly went towards a locomotive, and stopped.
Worker: Ah, thank goodness. For a moment I thought the car was going to expl-
The chemical car explodes
Worker: *Flying in air* AAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!
Red Rose: Well, so much for that pony. Can this 日 get any worse?
Pete: *Arrives* Where's Pierce?
Hawkeye: Right here sir.
Pete: Alright. I've got important news. A bunch of gangsters have derailed one of our trains. We need あなた to send a breakdown train there immediately.
Red Rose: Sir, we sold our breakdown train.
Pete: What?! Why?
Red Rose: We're the Union Pacific, these things never happen.
Engineer: *Derails passenger train*
Hawkeye: I'll do my best Pete.
Pete: Good. Now get going, and wait for Jeff. He's a unicorn, so he'll be able to cast a spell on the derailed train, and get it back on the tracks.
Hawkeye: あなた got it.
Hawkeye got in an inspection car, and went to the derailed train. It was on Archer Hill.
Hawkeye: Ok. Where's Jeff?
Percy: *Arrives in another inspection car* Hawkeye, what are あなた doing here?
Hawkeye: Pete sent me. Is there a unicorn named Jeff anywhere?
Jeff: *Next to Percy* That's me.
Hawkeye: Good. Pete sent me to help clear the mess, and he told me to wait for you.
Jeff: Right. Let's get this train back on the tracks.
Jeff, Percy, and Hawkeye continued getting the train back onto the tracks.
Jeff: *Using magic* Almost got it.
Percy: You're doing good.
Hawkeye: *sees three ponies walking towards them* Seems like our work is attracting a crowd.
Percy: *Sees ponies* Those are the ones that derailed this train.
Gangsters: *grab guns*
Hawkeye: They got guns!
Gangsters: *Shooting near Percy*
Percy: Get the revolver under your seat.
Hawkeye: There's a revolver under here? What kind of a railroad is this? *Grabs revolver*
Percy: Just do it.
Hawkeye: *Shoots three gangsters*
Jeff: *Gets entire train back on tracks*
Hawkeye: We did it.
Percy: あなた were great shooting those gangsters. あなた had a hawkeye when it came to shooting them.
Hawkeye: Hawkeye, hm? That should be my nickname.
Percy: あなた got it Pierce. I'll go tell Pete right away.
When they return to Cheyenne
Pete: Well Pierce, Percy tells me あなた saved him, and Jeff from those gangsters that derailed the train.
Hawkeye: Yes sir.
Pete: He also tells me that あなた wanted your nickname to be Hawkeye.
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Pete: Well, congratulations Hawkeye. Tomorrow, あなた get to drive a passenger train to Los Pegasus.
Hawkeye: Thank あなた sir.
Pete: And あなた can just call me Pete.
Hawkeye: Thank あなた Pete.
December 20, 1952
I got my クリスマス wish. I wanted to drive a train on the mainline, and that's what I got to do.
Signed, Hawkeye.
When Hawkeye finished his letter, Metal Gloss arrived.
Metal Gloss: Pierce, it's time to go home.
Hawkeye: Ok. Thank あなた for telling me. Let's go.
The End
On the 次 episode of Ponies On The Rails
Another letter gets written.
SeanTheHedgehog. Copyright 2013
Robotnik: Pingas!
Player: (Drives quickly down the road)
Police: (Puts on sirens)
Player: Oh, shit (Stops car)
Police: (Gets out of car and stands 次 to the player) Do あなた know why I pulled あなた over
Player: Uuhhh (Looks in the rearview mirror at the dead body under the car) …… No, officer.
Police: Speeding, passing a red light, and parking at a no parking zone on your visit to the local bank. That was at least three violations of traffic laws
Player: Oh. So, you’re not gonna check for what may または may not be drugs and stolen money in the trunk
Police: No, I’m just gonna give あなた a ticket
(A truck covered in the blood of pedestrians drives past)
Police: HEY, CAN’T あなた READ THE SIGNS! NO TRUCKS PERMITTED PAST THIS POINT!
Police: (Puts on sirens)
Player: Oh, shit (Stops car)
Police: (Gets out of car and stands 次 to the player) Do あなた know why I pulled あなた over
Player: Uuhhh (Looks in the rearview mirror at the dead body under the car) …… No, officer.
Police: Speeding, passing a red light, and parking at a no parking zone on your visit to the local bank. That was at least three violations of traffic laws
Player: Oh. So, you’re not gonna check for what may または may not be drugs and stolen money in the trunk
Police: No, I’m just gonna give あなた a ticket
(A truck covered in the blood of pedestrians drives past)
Police: HEY, CAN’T あなた READ THE SIGNS! NO TRUCKS PERMITTED PAST THIS POINT!
