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First off.. This is gonna be a shock to everyone that knows me.. But Nostalgia Critic couldn't be もっと見る WRONG about this movie..

Along with IT, Haunted Mansion, and Childs Play.. But that's for another time.

First off, lets talk about what my boy Doug bitched on and on about.. Those damn aliens.

He goes on and on about how the Aliens weren't very smart, if they are attacking a planet made 70% of water..

But let me put あなた another way.. The Chris Stuckmann way (check him out.. Seriously).

CHRIS STUCKMANN: The water.. The water is harmful to the Aliens.. "why would these aliens invade a planet 70% made of water if water is acid to them" is everyone's complaint.. But what do we actually KNOW about these creatures?.. Maybe they never actually encountered water before.. I mean, imagine if we discover a far away planet.. It's entirely plausible to assume, there would be unknown elements on the surface, that could possibly be toxic to us.. But remember what the guy on the radio said? "they didn't come here for our planet, they came here for us".. He also says that they retreated so fast, they left their wounded behind.. This shows they likely had no idea what humans were capable of.. And are possibly a race at the state of desperation for survival.. Remember the alien in the video.. The Alien hidden in the corner.. My guess is that thing is terrified.. Completely separated from his group.. Watched his フレンズ all die, as they were exposed to this mysterious water.

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上, ページのトップへ 6 only screamo song I like..

posted by Canada24

#6: 子羊, ラム OF GOD - OMERTÀ:
Obviously the intrumental version is the only way this song can be tolerated.
But there is one part of the lyrics I 'kinda' like..
If あなた lesson to the first versus, and then skip though the god awful chorus, and lesson to the 秒 versus.
It's the only parts of the WHOLE song that's actually kinda catchy..

#5: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE - WAKING THE DEMON:
It's not real screamo, the only screamo parts are the first and 秒 versus. But still counts..

#4: AVENGED SEVENFOLD - GOD HATES US:

#3: DROWNING POOL - BODIES:
Drowning pool isn't REAL screamo. And that's why I like...

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上, ページのトップへ ten horror 映画 that actually effect me

posted by Canada24

#5: SINISTER (2012):
There's a lot of spooky things about this film.
For one thing, th types the protagonist watches, each involves the grousome deaths of innocent family's, and too make things worse, the end reveals the were murdered によって their on youngest child, who became possessed によって Bagul.
Oh Bagul.. Let's talk about Bagul.
First off. Have あなた see his face!?
If not, look it up on google.
The thing about the real Bagul.
Is once あなた see his face in the 'movie', あなた never STOP seeing his face.
He's kinda like Slenderman, your "fucked" once あなた see his face.
Bagul himself, is the true definition of...

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Spoofs of Walking dead and Breaking Bad

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WALKING DEAD:

Glenn: Remember, noise attracts them, s-
Daryl: (bangs his head and starts swearing at the 上, ページのトップへ of his lungs, along with making every noise possible)

Rick: So.. Your telling me. I awoke from a coma, only to end up in the middle of zombie apolocpise!?
Morgan: That's about the size of it.
Rick: WELL FUCK MY LIFE!
Morgan: Hey! No swearing in front of my boy!
Rick: Fuck that! He's just gonna end up dead anyway. And あなた gone crazy.
Morgan: Still.. Don't fuckin swear!
Rick: Fiiiiiine.

Shane: (in Rick's coma) によって the way. I'm gonna start a ランダム relationship with your, not even hot, wife.. And...

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My thoughts on Hellsing, episode one..

posted by Canada24

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All あなた have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a お気に入り character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh Phillips, was convicted of...

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上, ページのトップへ ten good AND bad new episodes of Family guy episodes

posted by Canada24

GOOD:

#1: LEGGO MY MEG-O:
A parody of Taken.
It's really funny..

#2: LOTTERY:
Oddly, the scene of Peter shooting out Joe's eye is the highlight of this episode..

#3: KILLER QUEEN:
Highlight of the episode is the OCP bank robbers that I used in my GTA spoof TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES, when Michael and Packie rob the jewelry store..

#4: FIGHTING IRISH:
Think of every time あなた wanted to パンチ Peter wait in the face.
Well in this one Peter thinks he can beat up Liam Neilson. But of coarse, Liam beats the living shit out of him..

#4: ROAD TO GERMANY:
I 愛 that scene when the Nazi's discover Mort is Jew and...

ピンク Floyd - Waiting for the warms lyrics.. (awesome song, despite the dark MEANING of it).

posted by Canada24

Ooh, あなた cannot reach me now!

Ooh, no matter how あなた try!

Goodbye, cruel world, it's over!

Walk on by~!

Sitting in a bunker.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

In perfect isolation.
Here behind my wall!
Waiting for the worms to come. (warms to come!)

(MICROPHONE!)
We're waiting to succeed and going to convene
Outside Brixton Town hall where we're going to be
(Waiting!)
to cut out the deadwood!
(Waiting!)
to clean up the city!
(Waiting!)
To follow the worms!
(Waiting!)
To put on a black shirt
(Waiting!)
To weed out the weaklings
(Waiting!)
To smash in their windows and kick in...

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上, ページのトップへ ten most badass bands. (that isn't Metallica, Korn)

posted by Canada24

#1: DISTURBED:
If Korn is too hardcore for you. But あなた like that kinda spooky music. Then pick these guys.
But I warn you. Once あなた start, あなた never stop xD

#2: AVENGED SEVENFOLD:
Next to Metallica, this is the band of my childhood (as is Disturbed). The first I heard of heavy metal, and they never get old..

#3: ACDC:
I recently heard a song ROCK または BUST and it's my new favorite.
But either way, I 愛 ALL their songs. Even the crappy ones..

#4: MUSE:
I recently heard a song Stolkholm Symdrome, and now I use it as my work out music.
I'm yet to ever find a BAD song によって them..

#5: SCORPIONS:
There's...

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Death Note Part 2

posted by Canada24

Another interesting episode..

Why is that spirit ALWAYS smiling. Is he like the joker?
It's kinda funny.

I never really have much to say about this so.
Nothing to really make fun of.

Except that line
"I am juctice" That's not arrogant at all (I'm using sarcasm of coarse).

Till 次 episode I guess

Can't find Monster.. So just sticking to this one..

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上, ページのトップへ 5 Greatest メタリカ songs.. (from 上, ページのトップへ of my head, at least)

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#1: WHOM THE ベル TOLLS:

Make his fight on the hill, in the early day!
Constant chill deep inside!
Shouting gun!
On they run, through the endless grey!
On they fight, for they're right, yes, but who's to say?
For a hill, men would kill, why? They do not know.
Stiffened wounds test their pride!
Men of five, still alive, through the raging glow!
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know!

For whom the ベル tolls!
Time marches on! (on).
For whom the ベル tolls!

Take a look to the sky, just before あなた die.
It's the last time he will!
Blackened roar, massive roar, fills the crumbling sky!
Shattered goal fills...

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Avenged SevenFold LYRICS:

posted by Canada24

ALMOST EASY:

OH!

I FEEL INSANE!
Every single time!
I'm asked to compromise!

CAUSE I'M AFRIED!
And stuck in my ways!
And that's the way it sta-a-ays!

So how long did I expect, 愛 to outweigh ignorance!?
By that look on your face, I may have forced the scale to tip!

I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOT INSANE!
I'M NOOOOOOTT!!

Not Insane!

(Mother!)
Come back to me, it's almost easy!
(Said it all!)
Come back again, it's almost easy!

SHAME!
Pulses through my heart!
From the things I've done to you!

IT'S HARD TO FACE!
But the fact remains!
That this is nothing ne-e-ew!

I left あなた bound and tied, with suicidal memories!...

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I'm bored so here's lyrics to both of the Rob Zombie songs that tell of the SALEM WITCH HUNT

posted by Canada24

Rob Zombie

AMERICAN WITCH:

(This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety
This is a journey meant for your anxiety).

Body of a monkey, and the feet of a cock!
Dragged from her home, on the killing rock!
Black dog dying, on the weather vain!
The Devil's in a cat, and the baby's brain!

The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
the end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!
The end!
The end!
Of the American!

Witch!

(Noo! No! No! NOOOOO!)

Alone on the hill, and ready to die!
Cancer of darkness, blacken eye!
The mark of the wolf, and the...

メタリカ /bloody アイコン ~

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niko and packie によって b3av3r

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Master sword and Saten twist adventures: BEST OF's... Part 1 (sword and Saten themselves)

posted by Canada24

MASTER SWORD:

Sword: (writing fanfic of Derpy, but then Saten comes in and he switches it too porn, of all things)..

Saten: How do I know あなた won't shoot me in the eye
Sword: (literary aiming a sniper gun at Saten's eye) No, no, I won't shoot あなた in the eye..

Sword: Let's look at the bright sides... Saten not being drunk, bright sides.

Sword: GODDAMN IT, CHIMNEY, SHUT THAT FUCKING REPEATING BROKEN RECORD あなた CALL A MOUTH!

Sword: Whats with the knife!? Please tell me that's going to be used for non-stabbing me purposes!

Sword: Oh, and I should apologize,. I guess when I saw Derpy getting hurt I just...

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Why Juff the killer SUCKS:

posted by Canada24

Okay..

I know I am not nearly the review WindWaker is,
And that my reviews aren't usually lessoned to.

But I am making this huge 尻, お尻 review anyway..

This story is complete bullshit.
Everything about it dosen't even make sense.

Here's "my verison" of what happens.

Jeff (insert last name here) is a completely normal, unviolent, average boy.
Who is the victim of bullying.

Obviously bullying is bad.
There's no joke about how terrible bullying is.
And that causes people to kill themselves (not even joking).

But sense this is a creepypasta, and most creepypastas don't make fuckin sense to me.
Jeff decides, instead...

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Amines that EVERYONE tells me to watch

posted by Canada24

DEATH NOTE:
It looks interesting so maybe the dozens of people asking might get what they want :D

MONSTER:
Yeah.. Again, dozens of requests.. I think I will at some point..

DRAGON BALL Z:
I would. But I have trouble finding it..

HELLSING ORGINAL:
Someday maybe, but most OTHER people say there's not much need. It's not very good..

BLACK LAGOON:
I tried.
It's great. But too many cliche's for me.
And the voices ruin it for me..

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上, ページのトップへ ten characters from my childhood who are STILL just as funny: Seaguls (finding Nemo)

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Old VS New: Nightmare on Elms 通り, ストリート

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When あなた watch the もっと見る serious films, Freddy Krueger IS something that can be considered actually scary.

First off, dreams are suppose to be a 安全, 安全です place.
And what makes the orginal so scary, is the fact that the dream sequences themselves look and feel so spooky.
Something the remake ALSO fails at.

Freddy dosen't just suddenly appear, like in the remake.
He quietly calls out your name, he makes あなた feel uneasy.
And than when he dose appear in the original, most times we see him like this..

Yeah, he's in the shadows. He's mysterious.
In fact, Freddy can be compared to Steven King's IT.
He...

上, ページのトップへ Ten Jonathan Irons quotes... (call of duty)

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#1:
"I am honored to be the first CEO of a private corporation to become a member of the United Nations Security Council. Unfortunately, my appearance today has been clouded によって a flurry of speculation that my company is developing a weapon of mass destruction which would be capable of targeting specific ethnic groups. I want to address these allegations head on. Are we developing such a weapon? No we are not. Because we've already developed it. But with all due respect, the United Nations is a relic from a different time when nations were unique in their ability to solve the world's problems....

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I bored so here's 上, ページのトップへ ten 名言・格言 from Angry Video Game Nerd... Cause I can't stop watching him

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#1:
AVGN: あなた know what's really weird? That this game was actually capable of a 4-player mode using an accessory that allows four controllers to be connected to your 任天堂 Entertainment System? Now, I can't imagine having four people playing this game. Who's gonna want to play this piece of shit? I'm lucky if I can get one other person! I have a better chance of cloning myself. (four Angry Video Game Nerds play and curse at the same time)
AVGN 1: Hey, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I just cloned myself. I'm in a dream, I can do whatever I want, so why don't we all just stop playing this fucking...