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First off.. This is gonna be a shock to everyone that knows me.. But Nostalgia Critic couldn't be もっと見る WRONG about this movie..

Along with IT, Haunted Mansion, and Childs Play.. But that's for another time.

First off, lets talk about what my boy Doug bitched on and on about.. Those damn aliens.

He goes on and on about how the Aliens weren't very smart, if they are attacking a planet made 70% of water..

But let me put あなた another way.. The Chris Stuckmann way (check him out.. Seriously).

CHRIS STUCKMANN: The water.. The water is harmful to the Aliens.. "why would these aliens invade a planet 70% made of water if water is acid to them" is everyone's complaint.. But what do we actually KNOW about these creatures?.. Maybe they never actually encountered water before.. I mean, imagine if we discover a far away planet.. It's entirely plausible to assume, there would be unknown elements on the surface, that could possibly be toxic to us.. But remember what the guy on the radio said? "they didn't come here for our planet, they came here for us".. He also says that they retreated so fast, they left their wounded behind.. This shows they likely had no idea what humans were capable of.. And are possibly a race at the state of desperation for survival.. Remember the alien in the video.. The Alien hidden in the corner.. My guess is that thing is terrified.. Completely separated from his group.. Watched his フレンズ all die, as they were exposed to this mysterious water.
SATEN TWIST:

Saten Twist is the anti hero, and タイトル character of the comedic series SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

The most known about Saten's backstory is that he never met his father, and lived with an alcoholic, cruel mother who caused him to 移動する in with his cousin and close friend Derpy Hooves.
They lived in Fillydefia, till one 日 Saten unintentionally kills a local bully, who showed, uninvited, to make fun of Derpy after she bangs her head, causing her trademark eye design. Ironically this caused him to get his cutie mark, despite it not even being his "talent".,

Derpy, fearing prison, gets...
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DITTO:

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Scootaloo: (sighs) What did あなた do?
Ditto: Nothing!
Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare)
Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the 次 time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: こんにちは Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.....
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GANGER:
His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)
Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns 虹 Dash into a changeling, and calls her a 雌犬 before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)
From here, Ganger becomes much less sympathised によって the readers.
As he wants revenge on Ditto...
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CLIFF HUDSON:
His reason for insanity is because he ロスト his family, and keeps getting flash backs of war. And unlike most villains he actually apologizes to the protagonist before he dies, and Frank closes his eyes out of respect..

ADAM THE CLOWN:
Once a happy clown. He was driven over the edge when he witnessed the childrun he loved get eaten alive によって the undead. Unable to cope, he placed ドール on the roller coaster and treated them like the childrun. And stopping, even killing, anyone who tried to turn off the ride. Doing so would bring zombies onto the roller coaster..

SLAPPY/orginal:
Well.....
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ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole, is...
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For those wondering.. Yes, Glaze is the same Glaze from those YouTube channels, where she sings ファン made songs. The creator made her female cause he claims he likes the female ポニー designs better..

And too be honest, she's kinda cute.

But in this, her and Derpy share the same type of role.. Glaze is cute, but she's also violent, short tempered, willing to manipulate あなた into doing her dirty work..

So it's best not to get on Glaze's bad side..

AlexMane, groaning to himself, approached the woman's prison.

AlexMane: I'm here to bail out Glaze WoodenToaster.

Guard: Aren't あなた the one that lead us too...
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posted by Canada24
I only watched episode 4 today.

So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.

Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)

Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.

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Well.. I honestly don't have anything to say this time.
This 表示する is starting to give me that "numb feelings" あなた get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..

Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.

Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.

This 表示する seems もっと見る subtle, and smarter..

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3 DAYS EARLIER:

Twi: あなた sure about leaving?

Saten: Afried so.. But at least Pinkie is taking it better than I thought she would.

Pinkie: (crying heavily).

Saten: See, she's fine.

Twi: Uhh, sure.

Pinkie: (still crying)

Dash: Hey, あなた still got me Pinkie.

Pinkie: (thinks about this) (cries harder).

Saten: I am gonna miss this place though.. So many friends.

Master Sword: (walks bye).

Saten: こんにちは buddy

Master Sword: Fuck off, (flips him the middle finger before leaving).

Twi: Guess he still blames あなた for Derpy..

Saten: Sure.. But least he's handling it better than he did earlier.

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Well.. Decided to do my reviews on mondays for now..

Guess I got my wish of something "interesting" happening.
Reminds me why I decided to keep with this show, despite how boring it started getting..

Weird how Johan's sister goes from annoying, to a cool character (kinda hot as far as カートゥーン go).
Weird how to those people, any pretty girl, means she must be a hooker または something.. But hey, this a girl who kept a gun in a very "interesting" spot.
I mean.. What if she's having sex, and forgot the gun there..
JonTron: TWO KIDS ARE GONNA DIE TONIGHT!!

I have feeling she's gonna die though.
Wind kinda...
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#1: HARRY POTTER SPOOF:
It's poorly edited. Rushed.
And.. I could of done better..
Oh well..


#2: I WAS HERE FIRST:
My first ever MLP story.
I still like it.
But it's very over rated.
Currently my most 人気 story.
And not even my best work. It's just me 表示中 off my 愛 of Spike at the time, and 表示中 SpikeXRarity, a ship I don't even like all that much..
And, I only made the sequel to shut up that one guy..


#3: UNLIKELY HEROS:
My A&O days.
I didn't want to make it. But I was kinda forced into it.
I kinda rushed it.
And my ending was stupid..


#4: SAVING PRIVATE RYAN SPOOF:
I was still exploring my skills.
It kinda sucks..


#5: WHAT IF STORY:
Yet another A&O story I was FORCED into.
Same with "Wolves that can sing/rap"..
#1:
"I make 映画 for teenage boys. Oh, dear, what a crime."


#2:
"I've done もっと見る girls than all of you."


#3:
“Are あなた chewing gum? あなた can not chew gum! It’s the most unsexy thing あなた can do when you’re trying to do sexy shit!"


#4:
“Hey watch that light, thats our only ジーザス thing-a-ma-jig!”


#5:
“Give me something to wipe the air with.”


#6:
"The guy is a fucking idiot, making threats to me, Clooney, Eli Roth, says he has a doctorate—but uses the word "retard" in his vocabulary, come on/"
Farcry 3 should be a movie.

I never actually played the actual game.
The way I do it. It pretty much IS a movie. I watch all the cutscenes of every character.

But this movie would really need GOOD actors for not only Vass, but ALL 3 of the villains.

Vaas, Hoyt, and Buck. They're all scary in their own way. And they are, in my opinion, the greatest villains I ever seen in a video game.

But hey, Jason would also need a really good actor.
He slowly loses his mind, but yet, he's still the GOOD guy..

This game is actually SCARY. It would probably be a horror movie.
But hey.. I myself would watch it.
posted by Canada24
#1: THEY HAVE OUR BACK:
If anybody attacks Canada. We can take peace in knowing that America will come and kick their ass.
Same with Canada to America. Though OUR military isn't quite as good..


#2: BANDS:
They have メタリカ and all them..
We have Justin Bieber..


#3: I LIKE THEIR FLAG:
Certainly better then a leaf..


#4: AMC:
Walking dead, and Breaking Bad are both American shows. And the GREATEST shows..


#5: FLORIDA:
We go their EVERY year..


#6: THEY HAVE JIMMY TATRO:
Funniest YouTube guy I could of think of.
And is now a movie star..


#7: THEY HAVE WILL FARREL:
Who cares how mean he probably is.
He's hilarious..


#8: BAND OF BROTHERS:
It's about the AMERICAN army.
ALL the good ones are. Like Saving Private Ryan. And Fury..


#9: CANADA HAS NO COME BACKS:
America labels us all these things.
We never have anything smart enough to say back.


#10: BETTER LAW SYSTEM:
Canada has NO justice..
posted by Canada24
Sense Eric is my is my new favourite Jimmy Tatro character. I decided to have a marathon of him, and looked up every video featuring him.. (sorry if I left out some, Eric is a HUGE character)..

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Dubstep

THAT drunk girl (small appearance)

Types of Drunks (the Pros)

Squad ブランチ

Why white dudes shouldn't rap (one of his funniest ones)

The translator

The intervention

Avengers gone wrong

Superman is our roommate

Who do あなた know here

The impressionist

Cribs: Breakup Edition

The ファンタジー Draft

March Sadness (one of the voices)

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#1: THE BOOGEYMAN - VINCENT VEVA CAVA:
I 投稿されました this story all over ファン pop, so we all know it.
* Little boy keeping parents up at night.
* Mystery lady in closet takes little boy.
* Little boy is secretly replaced によって large, morphing, Maggot..


#2: THEY PUSHED HER:
it was meant to just be a prank, but they are shocked to realize that they accidently killed the poor girl.
Anyway, due to being a creepypasta, obviously Carmen's ghost returns to haunt them.
The girls began getting mysterious e mails saying "they pushed her" and it never says who it's from.
It reminds me of the Simpsons ハロウィン episode,...
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER:

ON ROAD:

Packie: こんにちは Niko.. Dash.. Glad あなた two could make it.

Dash: Of coarse... So Gracie.. Remember me?

Gracie: (gagged) Yes あなた tit-less slut.. HOPE あなた DIE!

Dash: Yes.. We shared some good times didn't we?

Gracie: (gagged) I'LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF!

Packie: Gracie, watch your mouth. Lucia is a good friend of mine. Don't say that about her.

Gracie: (gagged) Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you.

Packie: Gracie, you're sweet. I know I'm too good for her, but sometimes a guy has got to hang out with lowlifes like Dashie here.. She's got his her uses.

Gracie: (gagged) I'll give you...
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"Alright Mrs Lucia.. あなた got the stuff?" asked one of the 4 men.

"Yes I do Tom.. But don't try any funny business" Dash 発言しました sternly.

"Oh please.. Like I'm suppose to be scared of a girl, who dosen't even have big breasts" Tom replied.

"Yeah well, nobody told あなた to look at them" Packie said, eyeing Tom.

"Nobody fuckin asked for YOUR opinion!" Tom rudely 発言しました to Packie.

"Hey fuck you!" Packie cried out, and Dash had to hold him back.

"Look Tom.. Just give us the money.. And everyone will be happy" Dash said, calmly.

"What if we DON'T" Tom replied.

"Then we kill あなた and take the money anyway" Packie...
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SEVERAL DAYS LATER

"So where we going?" Niko asked.

"I got this meeting over on Joliet Street. There's a ライフル up on the roof of the place 次 door. あなた need to go up there and make sure nothing goes wrong" Packie said, as he and Niko were meeting for the first time.

"I suppose I can handle that" Niko insisted.

"Great.. Though this isn't MY deal.. It's someone else's.. who owes Elizabeta a little bit of money... I'm suppose watching over the person, same way your watching 'me'.. Your my guardian angel, boy" Packie said.

"If あなた and this stranger don't trust these guys you're doing the deal with,...
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CURRENT AGE: 29.. (25 during GTA 4).

PREFERED WEAPON: (shotguns, pistols).

BACKGROUND:
It's unknown what officially caused the death of her family, but she mentions her unnamed sister died of cancel.
And Packie and Maureen are the only family she has left, even though they obviously aren't related.
It's never FULLY mentioned, how she found Packie in the first place..


APPEARENCE:
Usually described as an very attractive girl.
But also a bit of a short one.
Along with long brunette hair, rosy eyes (kinda similar to 虹 Dash from my little pony).


PERSONALITY
Dash isn't your typical GIRLY girl.
She's...
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