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Lets review the only movie of the series, that isn't complete shit.
A series starting with the stupidest moment is the 鮫, サメ jumping on the boat.. I mean WHAT!?
And ends with a 鮫, サメ roaring, fucking roaring,
And a man escaping a plane being dragged down によって a 鮫, サメ and escapes without a scratch "and nobody asking how". And that Sharks travel thousands of miles for revenge, and turns out the 発言しました revenge was poorly planned out, cause Michael literary jumps into the water, and Jaws swims away, even though the entire point of Jaws coming all that way, was the sole purpose of killing Michael.

Anyway, here's my sarcastic review of a famish movie that caused Sharks too be hunted down, and for people too make so many 鮫, サメ movies, あなた wanna take the makers of Jaws and slap them across the face, saying, "YOU CREATED MONSTERS!"

So, let's get this mockery started..
And yes.. I seen this movie before.. Grew up with it もっと見る または less.. Dad showed me it.. And ever sense, I been one traumatized kid..

Anyway, here we go..

During a late-night ビーチ party on Amity Island, a young woman goes skinny dipping (just because). While treading water, she is violently pulled under によって a unseen force.
Okay.. All kidding aside.. NOT seeing Bruce the shark, is WAY scarier.. It's why we're all so scared. We can't friggin see it.
It sure screwed ME up.

Anyway, with the murder being all over the news.
The new Police chief, Brody, demands the ビーチ closed.
But the Mayor overrules him because.. Well.. He's a fucking idiot.

So, as expected, another 鮫, サメ related murder takes place. And Brody shuts down the beach.
And the town is mad at him, demanding the ビーチ too be open.
What were あなた all smoking weed while the poor little boy was being murdered?

Than again, that would explain why nobody reacted too it, least till the saw the blood. Not when the kid was screaming two feet away from them.

Anyway, thinking Brody is being paranoid, yeah. Only paranoid.. That's clearly why two people are found dead within the same week.
Local fishermen catch a large tiger shark, the mayor proclaims the beaches safe, because, あなた know, "death = もっと見る money".

Hooper disputes it being the same predator, confirming this after no human remains are found inside it. Hooper and Brody find a half-sunken fisherman's vessel while searching the night waters in Hooper's boat. Underwater, Hooper retrieves a sizable great white shark's tooth embedded in the submerged hull, but drops it after being startled によって the fisherman's corpse (an "good" jump scare).

Mayor discounts Brody and Hooper's claims that a huge great white 鮫, サメ is responsible, even though people fucking SAW it kill a kid, and refuses to close the beaches.
How did this guy even become mayor? He's either a sociopath, または the stupidest person alive.

On the Fourth of July weekend, tourists pack the beaches. Following a juvenile prank (dicks), the real 鮫, サメ (Bruce) enters a nearby estuary, leading to my favourite scene.
We briefly see Bruce, as he kills his 次 victim.
That always scared me the most in this movie, never got that vision out of my head.
Though the leg kinda ruined it for me.
But for some unexplained reason, bruce doesn't kill Michael. Just swims bye. Leaving him traumatized.

Skip ahead.
Quint, Brody and Hooper set out on Quint's boat, the Orca, to hunt Bruce.
While Brody lays down a chum line, Quint waits for an opportunity to hook the shark. Without warning, Bruce appears behind the boat, leading too Brody's famish line, and Quint estimates its length at 25 feet (7.6 m). Quint harpoons the 鮫, サメ with a tethered barrel but it drags the barrel underwater and disappears.

At nightfall, as the three swap stories, the Bruce returns unexpectedly, ramming the boat's hull and killing the power. The men work through the night repairing the engine. In the morning, Brody attempts to call the Coast Guard, but Quint smashes the radio, enraging Brody.

After a long chase, Quint harpoons another barrel into the shark. The line is tied to the stern, but the Bruce drags the ボート backwards, swamping the deck and flooding the engine compartment, forcing Quint to sever the line to prevent the transom from being pulled out. He then heads toward shore, intending to lure the 鮫, サメ to shallower waters and suffocate it, but the overtaxed engine quits.

With the Orca slowly sinking, the trio attempt a riskier approach: Hooper dons scuba gear and enters the water in a shark-proof cage, intending to lethally inject the 鮫, サメ with strychnine using a hypodermic spear. The 鮫, サメ demolishes the cage before Hooper can inject it, but he manages to escape to the seabed.
Little known fact. Hooper dies in the actual book.

Anyway, Bruce then attacks the ボート directly, LITERARY jumping the shark, によって jumping on the boat, and devouring Quint.

Trapped on the sinking vessel, Brody stuffs a pressurized scuba tank into the Bruce's mouth, and shoots the tank with Quint's rifle, giving the OTHER famish line. before blowing the fucking shit out of Bruce.

With Bruce gone, Hooper resurfaces, and he and Brody paddle to Amity Island clinging to ボート wreckage.

And that's Jaws.. Still holds up.. I really like this one..
#1: DARKO BRAVIC:
Darko was a fellow soldier alongside Niko Bellic and Florian Cravic during the Yugoslav wars, and eventually sold out hissquad to enemy forces for $1,000 to help pay for his heroin addiction.

After the betrayal, his life on the run has taken its toll on him, transforming him into a miserable drug addict. He is very pessimistic as he reminds Niko that killing him would do him a great favour..


#2: OLD MAN MARLEY:
In the film, Old Man Marley was Kevin's neighbor. He was called "the South Bend Shovel Slayer", and was 発言しました to have murdered his family and half of the people on the...
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Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh, ohh!

Yaa, yeah-yayaya

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Momma please stop cryin, I can't stand the sound.
Your pain is painful, and its tearin' me down.
I hear glasses breakin, as I sit up in my bed.
I told dad あなた didn't mean those nasty things you
said.

You fight about money, bout me and my brother.
And this I come ホーム to.

This is my shelter.

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It ain't easy.
Growin up in World War III, never knowin what 愛 could be, you'll see.

I don't want 愛 to destroy...
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#1:
Donny: Now Ted.. あなた belong to Robert now, okay, あなた do what he says.
Ted: あなた think あなた can just get away with kidnapping?.. Nice fuckin example your setting her-
Donny: (screaming) LANGUAAAGE!!
Donny: (calm again) Sorry, sorry... あなた know Ted, when I was a little boy, I saw あなた on television. And I thought あなた were the most amazing, most wonderful thing I'd ever seen, ever. And I asked my dad if I could have a magically little teddy bear, too. And he said, "No."
Ted: Can あなた just Eメール me the rest of this story?
Donny: And I was so heartbroken. And I promised myself that if I ever had a son,...
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Before the story begins.
Is it such a sin?
For me to take what's mine, until the end of tiiime!?
We were もっと見る than friends!
Before the story ends!
And I will take what's mine!
Create what God would never design!

Our 愛 had been so strong for far too long!
I was weak with fear that something would, go wrong!
Before the possibilities came true!
I took all possibility from you!

Almost laughed myself to tears!
(HA! HAHAHAHA!!)

Conjuring her deepest fears!
(COME HERE あなた FUCKIN BITCH!!)

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Must have stabbed her fifty fucking times!
(female scream)...
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Hate is all around.
If あなた see what I see.
Definitely something's going on.
These fingers.
Pointed at me.

THE LYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH NIGHTS ALONE!
WHILE I AM WEEPING!
JUST SEARCHING!
LOVE IS NEVER AROUND!
ALL THE WAITING!
BETRAYING!
THE ONE THING I HOLD SACRED, IN MY LIFE IS, LEFT HANGING!
AND I'M NEVER AROUND!

Let go!
And I will truly be free!
Just let go!
Her mind really is the disease!
So, just go!
Enjoy everything I received!
So, let go!
And I will kill this unease!

Let's turn this around.
I'll look down on me.
Now I see what's going on.
Warned about あなた all and not me.

THE PRYING!
THE CHEATING!
THE HELLISH...
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#1: CUPCAKES:
We all saw this one coming a mile away, didn't we?

By this point, we all know about how the narrations of カップケーキ inspired me into being a BETTER writer.
But that's not ALL カップケーキ did to for me..
It made me discover Andrew WK.
It even became the reason I started watching the SAW 映画 (great movies.. Completely underrated).
Along with being the original reason I made that club of myself here on fanpop.
And it's the main reason I am as dark humoured as I am today.
All that, along with ironically making me 愛 Pinkie もっと見る instead of less.
I also have 2 fanfictions for it (both...
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Naming just ONE badass song for Korn is close to impossible.
Witch is why I'm only stickinfg to chorus's..
The song Blind would count but it's not chorus that's of that song that's badass, it's "before" it.

But anyway, here's the list..

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#1: BOTTLED UP INSIDE:
What makes Korn stand out for me, is the strong (negative) emotions they are feeling while 歌う them. There songs are never happy, and this one is no acceptation.
Still though, I can never stop playing it back and back when the chorus appears.
"I'll take this time!
To let out what’s...
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posted by Canada24
#1: Packie McCreary:
Obviously I am NOT the only one who likes Packie.
He has his own character trailer, as dose Roman, and even Vlad.
Packie became so famish that he was brought back, in GTA 5.
Being used for heists.
These appearances are brief.
But at least we see him..

#2: Lamar Davis:
Franklyn's unstable friend, who is a bit less hypocritical than Franklyn, but also a bit less "sane".
He is always willing to pull the trigger, in fact, he probably enjoys it.
It's no question, he is known among fans..

#3: Roman Bellic:
Hate him または 愛 him.
We all know him.
I for one like Roman because he's much もっと見る "innocent" than most GTA characters.
Most people can relate to him..
#1: JASON BRODY:
Starting off as your average immature dare devil. But then Vaas kidnapped him and his brother Grant.. And during their escape Vaas coldly murders poor Grant and Jason is unable to save the poor guy. This being being one of them main reasons Jason tracks down and kills Vaas, though not too many sympathize the death of Vaas, despite how badass he is.
Not only that but Jason becomes a unstoppable force do to the harsh ways of the island destroying both his innocence, and even his sanity.
But Jason uses this, not for bad, but for the sole purpose of rescuing his フレンズ and family...
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* Slappy:
Slappy is actually one of the easiest bosses of the game..
All I usually need is the ナイフ gloves, and jump kick move.
Wait at the begin, when he's skating around, if あなた quick enough, drop kick him and cause him to fall over, and the strike him at least 2 または 3 times and then back away because he will start getting back up, and keep your distance as he dose the whole spin thing with his fire.
After that he will usually be dizzy, giving あなた anouther chance of hitting him.
And then containue with this pattern till he's dead..

* Brandon Whittaker:
Again, this guy is actually generally easy....
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REGGIE:
Reggie is a minor antagonist with a very brief role of the series.
He is the childhood bully of Saten and Derpy, though his methods seems もっと見る immature then cruel. But either way he is accidentally killed によって Saten in an event that ironically caused Saten's cutie mark, despite not being his true talent.

SILVERNEEDLE:
Not much is known about him, despite that he is a hardcore stoner.

SATEN'S MOTHER:
She has no real appearance yet, but is mentioned to be a possible prostitute, and robbed Saten Twist of a proper childhood, due to her obsessive drinking, unfortunately Saten also grows up to...
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Frank enters the bathroom.,
Brandon: The movement is growing.. Soon, where all be part of the change.
Frank: (takes an unnecessary picture of Brandon).
Brandon: (angry) DID あなた JUST TAKE MY PICTURE!?
Frank: Yes I did Dude.
Brandon: Why would あなた do that!?
Frank: I was bored.. Anyway, あなた should come with me to the 安全, 安全です house where it's safe.
Brandon: (sarcastically) Really!? The 安全, 安全です house is SAFE!? I totally didnt gather that something with the word 安全, 安全です house, would be SAFE!?
Frank: Yes. Excatly. It's not 安全, 安全です out here, there's a bunch of zombies.. Along with an crazy psychopath, called Brandon...
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posted by Canada24
I don't want to completely FORGET about this series..

It'll probably get really good.
Episode 3 got pretty interesting at the end.
So gives me hope.

As usual.
I don't really have much for to say.
Though I can't say Light is my most お気に入り character.

And I have a bit of trouble taking this series all that seriously, guess it's that spirit または whatever, he's so creepy looking that it somehow cracks me up.

But either way.
Guess I'm sticking to the 表示する till the end.
As a reviewer I HAVE to.

I hear Cathy Weseluck has a role.
She's one of my favourite actress's, only one I liked BEFORE MLP.
Unless あなた count Tera Strong, although, I don't always like Tera Strong. She's overused..
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愛 is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?
Razzle 'n' a dazzle 'n' a flash a little light
Television lover, baby, go all night
Sometime, anytime, sugar me sweet
Little miss ah innocent sugar me, yeah

Hey!
C'mon, take a bottle, shake it up
Break the bubble, break it up

Pour some sugar on me
Ooh, in the name of love
Pour some sugar on me
C'mon, 火災, 火 me up
Pour your sugar on me
Oh, I can't get enough

I'm hot, sticky sweet
From my head to my feet, yeah

Listen! red light, yellow light, green-a-light...
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posted by Canada24
Woah, Oh, Oh!

Woah, Oh, Oh~!

We are the ones!
We are the warriors!
We are the ones, who fight for our right!
We fight alone!
And yet we get what we want!
We 愛 the battle, and we will die for a cause!

Woah, Oh, Oh~!

We are the warriors of time!

We are the warriors of time!

We are the warriors of time!

We are the warriors of time, yeah!

And we will fight! (We will fight!)
Till the day, that we die!
And we will live! (We will live!)
For the battle!
And for the people!
And they will tell! (They will tell!)
All the stories!
About the warriors of time!

Woah, Oh, Oh~!

We are the warriors of time!

We are the warriors...
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あなた and me!
We have no faces!
Soon our lives, will be erased!
Do あなた think, they will remember!?
Or will we just be replaced!?
Oh, I wish that I could see!
How I wish that I could fly!
Far from things that hang above me!
To a place where I can cry!

SO WHY CAN'T IT BE!?

NO ONE HEARS ME CALL!

ECHO'S BACK AT ME!

NO ONE'S THERE!

To all these nameless feelings, I can't deal within my life!
To all these greedy people, trying to feed on what is mine!
You've got to fill your hunger, and stop fucking with my mind!
I know it's time!
To leave these places far behind!

You and me!
We have no faces!
They don't see us anymore!...
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