#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as あなた are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.
#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what あなた THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because あなた decided to start standing in open territory!
#3:
Hines: STOP IT! または I WILL SET あなた ON FIRE!!
#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!
#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing more.. Than to slice off your wenies!.. And wear it BRACELET!!
#6:
Hines: Let me tell あなた what happens.. When あなた have unprotected, sexual interplay... First.. The wife has an baby.. Here he is.. He has hair on the sides, and strangely enough a moustache (reveals the baby is him)... Then the coach's mother over here, she's desperate and lonely.. She marries the man over here, "mullet".. Who.. Is selling, nicknacks made out of コーン, トウモロコシ cobs.. When he's not guslaing beer.. Or.. Betting, the local round table.. Leaving junior.. (starts crying).. Alone at home.. To befriend a pig name.. Who became dinner, when the money.. (crying) give me a second.. (to himself) Don't あなた cry.. Hines, I swear if あなた cry, I will dress あなた up like a シール and jump in an orca tank... (to the others) So I want all of you.. To think about THAAAT!!... The 次 time, あなた decide to take your "sports car" into a girls "garage" without an (kicks leg) AIRBAG!!
#7:
Hines: I will パンチ your ハート, 心 though the back of your body!!
#8:
Hines: (points at gay kid) See this man here.. He's what we use to call in my 日 a "good catch".. あなた never see this guy chasing skirts around.. In fact I never seen him with a girl!.. Not once. Ever!.. In the entire history he's been at this school! Not ONE TIME!!.. This guy.. 驚異 high gene, impeccable.. This man is the first one in the showers!.. And is absolutely ALWAYS the last one to leave!
#9:
Hines: Unbelievable.. Back in my day!.. It took 3 dates just to get your arm "around" the girl!.. And if your forearm touched her neck, she was PREGNANT!!
Yomashi: Times changed bro.
Hines: ... Did あなた just call me bro!?
#10:
Old lady: (insults Hines).
Hines: This is my crystal ball wait here.. Know what I see.. Old lady.. After the game.. SHOT TO THE HEAD!!
#11:
Student: Well... We mailed a giant pig to his house the other day.
Hines: THERE IS A GIANT PIG WITH HORNS!!.. LIVING IN THE GUEST ROOM!!
#12:
Hines: I swear this chalk is going up your nose and out your finger, and that's IMPOSSIBLE!!
#13:
Hines: When あなた get out there today.. Remember one thing alright.. One thing.. Reggie did NOT get me with the poop thing!
#14:
Reggie: I remember, we use to put fibreglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying.
Hines: Yes.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!
#15:
Reggie: Oh remember, when we put your battery acid in your shampoo.. Your hair fell out.
Heines: Yes.. As あなた see.. It never grew back.. (sniffs) It never grew back.. It was painful, it hurt a little.. I didn't know that was あなた Reg, hawawhaw. Did.. NOT know that was you.
#16:
Hines: SIT DOWN または I'LL SET あなた ON FIRE!!
#17:
Hines: Your on my 一覧 twice buddy.. Know what that means.. I kill ya, I revive ya, and I kill ya again.
#18:
Hines: HERE'S THE LINE!!.. AND あなた JUST, CROSSED IT!!
#19:
Hines: Bless me father, for I am ABOUT to sin!
#20:
Hines: Lose this game! And I will murder you!... Every single one of ya.. Multiple stab wounds, snd BREAK!!
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as あなた are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.
#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what あなた THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because あなた decided to start standing in open territory!
#3:
Hines: STOP IT! または I WILL SET あなた ON FIRE!!
#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!
#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing more.. Than to slice off your wenies!.. And wear it BRACELET!!
#6:
Hines: Let me tell あなた what happens.. When あなた have unprotected, sexual interplay... First.. The wife has an baby.. Here he is.. He has hair on the sides, and strangely enough a moustache (reveals the baby is him)... Then the coach's mother over here, she's desperate and lonely.. She marries the man over here, "mullet".. Who.. Is selling, nicknacks made out of コーン, トウモロコシ cobs.. When he's not guslaing beer.. Or.. Betting, the local round table.. Leaving junior.. (starts crying).. Alone at home.. To befriend a pig name.. Who became dinner, when the money.. (crying) give me a second.. (to himself) Don't あなた cry.. Hines, I swear if あなた cry, I will dress あなた up like a シール and jump in an orca tank... (to the others) So I want all of you.. To think about THAAAT!!... The 次 time, あなた decide to take your "sports car" into a girls "garage" without an (kicks leg) AIRBAG!!
#7:
Hines: I will パンチ your ハート, 心 though the back of your body!!
#8:
Hines: (points at gay kid) See this man here.. He's what we use to call in my 日 a "good catch".. あなた never see this guy chasing skirts around.. In fact I never seen him with a girl!.. Not once. Ever!.. In the entire history he's been at this school! Not ONE TIME!!.. This guy.. 驚異 high gene, impeccable.. This man is the first one in the showers!.. And is absolutely ALWAYS the last one to leave!
#9:
Hines: Unbelievable.. Back in my day!.. It took 3 dates just to get your arm "around" the girl!.. And if your forearm touched her neck, she was PREGNANT!!
Yomashi: Times changed bro.
Hines: ... Did あなた just call me bro!?
#10:
Old lady: (insults Hines).
Hines: This is my crystal ball wait here.. Know what I see.. Old lady.. After the game.. SHOT TO THE HEAD!!
#11:
Student: Well... We mailed a giant pig to his house the other day.
Hines: THERE IS A GIANT PIG WITH HORNS!!.. LIVING IN THE GUEST ROOM!!
#12:
Hines: I swear this chalk is going up your nose and out your finger, and that's IMPOSSIBLE!!
#13:
Hines: When あなた get out there today.. Remember one thing alright.. One thing.. Reggie did NOT get me with the poop thing!
#14:
Reggie: I remember, we use to put fibreglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying.
Hines: Yes.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!
#15:
Reggie: Oh remember, when we put your battery acid in your shampoo.. Your hair fell out.
Heines: Yes.. As あなた see.. It never grew back.. (sniffs) It never grew back.. It was painful, it hurt a little.. I didn't know that was あなた Reg, hawawhaw. Did.. NOT know that was you.
#16:
Hines: SIT DOWN または I'LL SET あなた ON FIRE!!
#17:
Hines: Your on my 一覧 twice buddy.. Know what that means.. I kill ya, I revive ya, and I kill ya again.
#18:
Hines: HERE'S THE LINE!!.. AND あなた JUST, CROSSED IT!!
#19:
Hines: Bless me father, for I am ABOUT to sin!
#20:
Hines: Lose this game! And I will murder you!... Every single one of ya.. Multiple stab wounds, snd BREAK!!
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There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the 虹 department...
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Blue lines fly along the screen, then the words appear
There's long been rumors as to how, exactly, rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the 虹 department...
Sense we all 愛 movies, and I was 与えられた the video game due to this.. Anyway.. I decided to do a very unique 一覧 for him.. Sad moments.. I don't collect any marvel comics.. So I only do what I can find online, don't know the whole stories... Except the film examples..
#6: HE CAN'T DIE:
Some of his もっと見る serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic 写真 of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..
#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...
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#6: HE CAN'T DIE:
Some of his もっと見る serious sides reveal how much this "sucks". I saw one comic 写真 of Wade shooting himself for no apparent reason. And another where he is actually complaining that the villain couldn't kill him..
#5: There was this time that he ran into the Ghost Rider, and he slapped DP with his whole...
Looking back at my reviews of disturbing films just to please readers.
* Neckromantic
* ピンク フラミンゴ
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast
WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various YouTube reviews.
Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..
So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL 動物 simply to make "realistic".. This deeply...
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* Neckromantic
* ピンク フラミンゴ
* Surgo Film
* I spit on your grave
* Cannibal Halocoast
WindWaker pointed out my laziness of just reposting Wiki plot summaries.. Hiding the fact I couldn't stomach ANY of these films. Just watching various YouTube reviews.
Either way. I actually DO have stuff to say about Cannibal Halocoast.. So lets give a REAL review of a film that left the world with the reaction of..
So, first off.. The director is a complete sadist. Made them kill REAL 動物 simply to make "realistic".. This deeply...
It's been a while sense I watched this show.. But I'll do what I remember.. Plus I know where too find it, if push comes too shove..
EPISODE 3:
In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, によって Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead によって Pip)
After being shown that ヴァンパイア do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.
Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's...
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EPISODE 3:
In a bid to increase manpower following the devastating attack on Hellsing headquarters, によって Jan and Luke Valentine. Walter recruits the mercenary group known as Wild Geese (lead によって Pip)
Pip
After being shown that ヴァンパイア do in fact exist (by using Seras as proof) Hellsing integrates them into Hellsing's security forces.
Integra receives information from Enrico Maxwell, the fanatical leader of Iscariot, that confirms her suspicions of Millennium's...
After recommending a few games to my hetero lifemate, Canada24, I thought “You know… I should annoy him によって giving him some アニメ to watch”. Now, I know Canada isn’t the best when it comes to understanding Japanese culture, so I need to be as careful as I possibly can with this list. Like disarming a bomb. Only this will probably leave a lot less casualties if I fuck up. So, seeing as how this will never make the front page, I am going to put little effort into this opening and just get started.
#10: Samurai Champloo
I do not expect Canada to ever watch this anime. This is just one...
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#10: Samurai Champloo
I do not expect Canada to ever watch this anime. This is just one...
