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#1:
Hines: Now listen, I'm just bored as あなた are.. But we're gonna all listen as this dork finishes his little useless yackedy yack yack.


#2:
Hines: WHAT!? IN THE NAME OF GOD!? JUST HAPPENED!?
Yomanshi: I don't think they were fooled coach.
Hines: Is that what あなた THINK Yomanshi!? Maybe that's because あなた decided to start standing in open territory!


#3:
Hines: STOP IT! または I WILL SET あなた ON FIRE!!


#4:
Hines: I swear to god in heaven I will turn your eyes into scrambled eggs.. DON'T ASK ME HOW!!


#5:
Hines: Out there.. Is our enemy.. The norwood, academy for deranged boys... And they.. Would like nothing more.. Than to slice off your wenies!.. And wear it BRACELET!!


#6:
Hines: Let me tell あなた what happens.. When あなた have unprotected, sexual interplay... First.. The wife has an baby.. Here he is.. He has hair on the sides, and strangely enough a moustache (reveals the baby is him)... Then the coach's mother over here, she's desperate and lonely.. She marries the man over here, "mullet".. Who.. Is selling, nicknacks made out of コーン, トウモロコシ cobs.. When he's not guslaing beer.. Or.. Betting, the local round table.. Leaving junior.. (starts crying).. Alone at home.. To befriend a pig name.. Who became dinner, when the money.. (crying) give me a second.. (to himself) Don't あなた cry.. Hines, I swear if あなた cry, I will dress あなた up like a シール and jump in an orca tank... (to the others) So I want all of you.. To think about THAAAT!!... The 次 time, あなた decide to take your "sports car" into a girls "garage" without an (kicks leg) AIRBAG!!


#7:
Hines: I will パンチ your ハート, 心 though the back of your body!!


#8:
Hines: (points at gay kid) See this man here.. He's what we use to call in my 日 a "good catch".. あなた never see this guy chasing skirts around.. In fact I never seen him with a girl!.. Not once. Ever!.. In the entire history he's been at this school! Not ONE TIME!!.. This guy.. 驚異 high gene, impeccable.. This man is the first one in the showers!.. And is absolutely ALWAYS the last one to leave!


#9:
Hines: Unbelievable.. Back in my day!.. It took 3 dates just to get your arm "around" the girl!.. And if your forearm touched her neck, she was PREGNANT!!
Yomashi: Times changed bro.
Hines: ... Did あなた just call me bro!?


#10:
Old lady: (insults Hines).
Hines: This is my crystal ball wait here.. Know what I see.. Old lady.. After the game.. SHOT TO THE HEAD!!


#11:
Student: Well... We mailed a giant pig to his house the other day.
Hines: THERE IS A GIANT PIG WITH HORNS!!.. LIVING IN THE GUEST ROOM!!


#12:
Hines: I swear this chalk is going up your nose and out your finger, and that's IMPOSSIBLE!!


#13:
Hines: When あなた get out there today.. Remember one thing alright.. One thing.. Reggie did NOT get me with the poop thing!


#14:
Reggie: I remember, we use to put fibreglass shards in his gym shorts. Every time he had to take a pee. He'd come back crying.
Hines: Yes.. Wasn't so much the fiber. As it was the glass!.. I had to get a urethra transplant.. And those are COSTLY!


#15:
Reggie: Oh remember, when we put your battery acid in your shampoo.. Your hair fell out.
Heines: Yes.. As あなた see.. It never grew back.. (sniffs) It never grew back.. It was painful, it hurt a little.. I didn't know that was あなた Reg, hawawhaw. Did.. NOT know that was you.


#16:
Hines: SIT DOWN または I'LL SET あなた ON FIRE!!


#17:
Hines: Your on my 一覧 twice buddy.. Know what that means.. I kill ya, I revive ya, and I kill ya again.


#18:
Hines: HERE'S THE LINE!!.. AND あなた JUST, CROSSED IT!!


#19:
Hines: Bless me father, for I am ABOUT to sin!


#20:
Hines: Lose this game! And I will murder you!... Every single one of ya.. Multiple stab wounds, snd BREAK!!
#1: DOUG WALKER/NOSTAGLIA CRITIC:
Doug is nothing like his pathetic, crazed character in real life. Some of the commentaries get bizarre, as the Critic is yelling at the movie for being stupid and Doug is yelling at the Critic for being a dick..


#2: STEVE OGG/TREVOR PHILLIPS:
Despite that Steven Ogg would sometimes strip down to his underwear to get もっと見る in character while recording Trevor's lines. Steve is basically the type of person that would murder あなた as Trevor, but once the camera is off, he'll start hugging あなた and stuff.


#3: JAMES ROLFE/ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
He was recently 与えられた an...
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So.. Today, we had a flashback to when Lohan killed his parents, and Anna shot him.. I forgot about this.. Pretty twisted.

And we have a new character.. He kinda reminds me of Max Payne for some reason. Too be bad, the episode was little less exciting than I thought.. Just him and Eva walking around. No excitement till the very ending.

Anyway.. Not sure what else to say. The episodes where "okay".

But hey.. They kept me watching till the end. So I guess I considered them as good ones..

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posted by Canada24
So, after my moment of weakness, having wanted too quit this show.. I decided..

"Hey Connor. Pull up your frilly stockings, tighten your thong, sad stop being such a pansy, あなた didn't go this far too wimp out cause the 表示する is too boring"

Recap those who haven't seen my reviews..

Team is a famish doctor, unnaturally good at what he does.
But when he saves a little boy instead of the mayor, the director hates him cause he didn't save the mayor.. Not cause he actually cares about the mayor, but cause he has all the green shit..

Anyway, the boy, later known as Johan, kills the director cause Tenma...
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A well known canadian actor, who always plays the stoner who actually has ハート, 心 of gold, despite saying F word in every sentence he ever says..


#1: KNOCKED UP:
I myself don't find this movie very funny.
But there's no denying that movie is surprising charming, and actually pretty heartwarming.
Rogen plays a stoner as usual.
But he his character is protrayed as a normal guy.
He's not an asshole, または is he the nicest guy ever.
He's just "normal".


#2: PINAPPLE EXPRESS:
It's pretty basic.. But I 愛 this movie..


#3: THIS IS THE END:
The characters are spoofs of themselves.
Espically Danny McBride,...
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#1: THE GERMAN POW SCENE:
In episode 2, 日 OF DAYS, One of the Americans, Malarkey, befriends a german POW who lives in the same state of him, and realizing that not ALL of them are evil nazi's, and some are just regular guys. Shortly after Malarkey sees Lt Spears kill the POW's, including the one Malarkey just finished talking too, giving Malarkey a different prospective of the war..


#2: THE MEDIC EPISODE:
It's a pretty hard too watch episode.
Really shows that being a medic, doesn't make the war any less traumatizing..


#3: WAR IS HELL:
Just about every battle scene..
As awesome as they are..
Their...
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#5: WINDWAKERGUY430:
So.. He may seem innocent enough, but he most gets mad at about everything.
But hey.. If a sitcom spoof that turns into a shootout for no god damn reason, is your kind of humour.. Than have fun.. Weirdo's


#4: JADE_23:
........... Thought I would of had something for Jade, but guess not.


#3: CANADA24:
Basically he's someone who reviews certain shows, like Hellsing for example, but only says "mwa" instead of actually INTELLIGENT reviews.
And most of his "humour" is no different than Wind.. In fact he steals Wind's idea a lot.. Usually making them even もっと見る mean spirited and unfunny..


#2: AQUAMARINE
Just avoid her in general, she's weird..


#1: EVERYONE ELSE:
Their all dicks.. With an odd acceptation of people like those people that rant about ドレイク, ドレーク and Josh. Their the REAL human beings..
I forgot about this show..

I'm not watching Death Note anymore..

For all those saying, あなた don't like it cause あなた haven't watched it.
Well, I HAVE watched it.

Truth is, I don't care about ANY of those characters, and what happens to them.
Sorry Aqua, this includes L..

So, yeah, sticking to Monster..

Here's to hoping something INTERESTING happens soon.
It's getting a bit dull..

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#1: He CAN be funny:
But he never seems to try too hard.
Eight Crazy Nights shows how much he wastes his OWN talents..


#2: I actually LIKE his normal voice:
But, I'm guessing that he thinks it is funny to sound as annoying as possible, even though his normal voice is WAY funnier, than a tone deaf voice..


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#1: ARTHUR:
Also known as "Angry British Guy".
What makes him a villain is that his character is displayed as over the 上, ページのトップへ angry, foul mouthed, and frankly, INSANE!
Arthur is Vine personality He was sacked on the 18th of December, nearly a week after a フェイスブック post where he revealed that he has not 'made a penny out of Vine' and was 'on the verge' of losing his job, presumably owing to the adult nature of his content..


#2: ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD:
Although the "hero" of his show, the Nerd is unquestionably an anti-social, cruel and sometimes even psychotic individual - at least in the context...
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☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.
1☆ everything i do, i do it for you
☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.


☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.
2☆ please forgive me
☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.


☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.
3☆ summer of '69
☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.


☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.
4☆ heaven
☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.


☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.
5☆ run to you
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☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.
6☆ straight from the heart
☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.


☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.
7☆ here i am
☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.


☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.
8☆ somebody
☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.


☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.
9☆ never let go
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☆.☆.☆.☆.☆.
10☆ kids wanna rock
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posted by Canada24
This is one of the scenes that follows the dialogue of NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES.

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Packie McReary was seen chatting with Dash Lucia and Micheal Keane.

"So the plan was, they were gonna hid the diamond in the queen's ass" Packie cried, ending what appeared to be one of his many stories, and the other two laughed at the joke.

Niko enters the room, and is spotted によって young Kate.

Kate: Oh, hey, Niko.

Niko: Hey, Kate.

Packie: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy!

Dash: (only one to laugh).

Kate: (sarcastically) We're talking, not having...
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1: Clearence Little:
The corrupt cop Francis McCreary wants Clearence dead for reasons explained in the beginning cut away (most of them self centred).
I don't really like killing this guy, despite the fact he tries to kill あなた later in a ランダム encounter.
He's still was pleading for life, and Niko doesn't seem like the type who would kill someone on their knees... Unless it's friggin Dimitri.
If あなた do the excutution 移動する on him, Niko will even apologize for having killed him..

2: Dwayne Forge
I always kill PLAYBOY(プレイボーイ) instead of Dwayne.
Cause Dwayne is such a nice guy, and it makes me feel もっと見る guilty..
episode: ALL ABOUT THE MORMONS

Stan refuses to become Greg's friend, because he believe's his family religion is stupid, and the family is disturbingly nice..
But Greg later approaches Stan, saying he won't try to be his friend anymore, and also uses the following speech...

"Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty あなた couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls."
#6: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.

#5: Twilight X Trixie:
I actually like Trixie.
And I also like Twilight.
So this just angers me. Their great characters..

#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(

#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own...
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I'm bored and decided to give characters files for each character..


SHANE WALSE:
In many cases, Shane's character hasn't changed all too much.
Like the real Shane, he is very easy to become angry.
But unlike the real Shane.
Just about ANYTHING would make Shane mad, as shown with his immature rage at Rick for not liking Godfather., It's rare he ISN'T mad.
He also, accidentally shoots Rick and is why was in a coma. But his コメント about sleeping with Lori. Along with sarcastically saying the "enemies" shoot him, makes あなた wonder rather または not it was REALLY an accident..

ANDREA:
It's implied she's...
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For those who don't know.
The image on my クラブ cover, with Twilight wearing a mask is from this story., I don't know, I just enjoy the image for some reason.. I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible).

Anyway. I can probably say, I have mixed feelings about this story.
It's certainly what あなた would expect from a creepypasta.

But there's some many different VERISONS of the story.
In original version I read, Rarity tried to beg Twilight from killing Pinkie. Dash was 与えられた a needle making her lose all forms of sanity. AJ had her psychical strangth 'tested'.

But...
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In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best 名言・格言 of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. あなた might the only guy I know, to be half eaten によって wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid または あなた get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're もっと見る ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave あなた all I had....
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