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So as あなた all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my ホーム nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid 質問 I got and my reactions:

1. Were あなた born in America?

(No, motherfucker.)

2. Were your parents from America または something?

(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)

3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did あなた buy from New York?

(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)

4. So like, are あなた from the 'hood'?...
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posted by GemonkDruid
They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She 発言しました come on, come on, キッス my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She 発言しました come on, come on, キッス my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an 記事 about MCR's song. This is gonna be an 記事 about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how あなた imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...
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 A nerd and a dork mixed
A nerd and a dork mixed
Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
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Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults あなた at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it によって making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....
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posted by boolander25
 a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.
a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.
Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what あなた want, cliche または whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and あなた can't deny it.


Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) 年 olds together, so what? Suck it....
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added by simpleplan
Source: http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/doctor-who?
added by simpleplan
posted by emilyroxx
So, I was recently diagnosed with Asperger's, and I 愛 psychology, so I'm going to force some medical diagnosis information of all of you!

Asperger's syndrome, also called Asperger's disorder, is a type of pervasive developmental disorder (PDD). PDDs are a group of conditions that involve delays in the development of many basic skills, most notably the ability to socialize with others, to communicate, and to use imagination.

Although Asperger's syndrome is similar in some ways to autism -- another, もっと見る severe type of PDD -- there are some important differences. Children with Asperger's syndrome...
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Yet another one :P

Superbowl: a REALLY big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!

Anime: 1. Japanese animation.

2. Yet another thing that americans managed to completely fuck up, resulting in poor translations, unnecessary censorship, horrible dubbing, and people who don't know any better hating 日本 for it.
Cartoon Network and 4Kids are mostly responsible for the godawful アニメ that plays in the US.

(This one for GD XD) Clown kiss: Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when あなた are done your lips look like a clown.
I puked after giving a girl a clown...
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If I get reported becasue this shit will go down XD

Pig: a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its 尻, お尻 (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" または "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if あなた recognized the pig who's giving あなた a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.

Hungry: The worst possible torture...
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posted by emilyroxx
Okay, I have some freaky rules about 食 that don’t even make sense to me. Here’s some of them:

HOT DOGS
1.    I eat the hot dog out of the bun, but I won’t eat the bun.
2.    I eat one end of the hot dog, but not the other.
3.    When I eat hot イヌ at home, I don’t eat either end of the hot dog.
4.    I won’t eat veal hot イヌ out of a bun.
5.    I won’t cut up hot イヌ from a restaurant.
RAMEN
1.    I lift the ラーメン above my head and eat the end of the ラーメン first....
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posted by harrypotterbest
I need constructive feedback, si'l vous plait :P And don't be shy xD Tell me EXACTLY what あなた think!
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His blood on my ナイフ is all I ever thought of, all I ever dreamed of. His presence made me go crazy with longing to drive my silver blade through his chest and be done with it. His mere glance was all I needed to remember how it had felt, when he had stood 次 to me, and whispered sweet lies of a place that didn’t exist. I remember how he felt that day, I remember his cold touch, how it made me shiver, I remember how I could hear my ハート, 心 beating...
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She huddles in the corner, lonely and afraid, knowing that He will return tonight. Silent tears make their way down her cheeks. The room is unbearably cold; she shivers in her thin sweater, wrapping her arms around her again. She hates herself for crying, it is a weakness, it is useless, and no one will help her. They thought she was mad. Before, she was sure she wasn’t mad, yet now, she fears she is losing her mind.
The room’s temperature drops even もっと見る and her blood runs cold. A huge gust of wind blows down the window, and she screams. He is getting もっと見る powerful. And soon, oh, very...
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He has not been going to school. He keeps 芝居 think he is sick he does not care they he will fail he does not care that he will be taken away. I just want to パンチ him.......... he thinks nothing can happen he does this about 2 years 前 because some kid was not letting him play football but he says not one is picking on him so whats his bloody problem. We called his princible but he did not call back he 発言しました he help us but he is not even around. My dad he is never there so he no help. My mum she has to work alot she cant have the exra stress. All my brother cares about is his self.


sorry about the rant but i had to let it out
Alright, so ya'll know cause of the pick. This is my old Percy Jackson/Avatar crossover. For those that don't knowso あなた don't get lost, アバター is a cartoon about a fictional world where people can control, または "bend" the 4 elements. And the Avatar, (s)he's like this powerful spirit that never dies and is supoosed to keep balance. Well, this incarnation, Aang, is an airbender, the last of his kind, cause the 火災, 火 Nation killed them in a 100 年 war. Him and his フレンズ are trying to stop them from winning the war.

I admit, I took like the first 5 chapters from this other, unfinished abandoned...
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posted by simpleplan
(Note: One 日 I was very bored so I wrote this story I thought あなた guys would like to read it. The story will have spelling mistacks I sucks with spelling and Grammer.)





Once upone a time a monky stold Harry's Lucky Charms. Harry was mad he wanted to eat it becuse of it was the best wizarding 食 of all time but the monkey wanted to flush it down the potty. Harry chast the monkey all around the world and they can to potty city. The monkey throw the Lucky Charms it almost when in the potty intell ピカチュウ saved it. Harry Potter and ピカチュウ jump around becuse they got he lucky Charms but then Ash when over and kicked Harry and ピカチュウ stold the Lucky Carms then ran to NeverLand.




The End XD
posted by TempCC
Heyy!

My name is Amber and I live somewhere in England. My family consists of my Mum, my Dad, my 9 年 old brother, two hamsters called Freddie and Dora and a cat called Flora who we've had since before I was born! :D

I have 2 main obsessions. Harry Potter (Duh) and Doctor Who. Lets start with Harry Potter. One evening I had nothing to read. I had read all the 本 on my bookshelf. So, I complained to my Dad and he suggested a few titles including Harry Potter. I hated Harry Potter even though I had never watched any of the films または read any of the books. My friend liked HP so I decided to...
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posted by GemonkDruid
So these are all the instruments I remotely know how to play and shit like that.

Instrument: Voice
When I started: Pretty much my whole life? lol
Why I started: It's fun. :p
Skill level (out of 10): 6.5...7? I dunno, depends on the day. :p And what song.
Do I own one?: What a dumb question. lol
How cool I look playing it (out of 10): 7
How much I enjoy playing it (out of 10): 10

Instrument: Piano
When I started: 8 years ago, but I stopped.
Why I started: My parents forced me. Haha.
Skill level (out of 10): 2. x]
Do I own one?: Yes.
How cool I look playing it (out of 10): 4.
How much I enjoy playing it (out...
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あなた know very well that あなた will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! ::sniffs::
You say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter 本 out so far ten または もっと見る times!!! (I have!!!)
You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
You often call a teacher あなた don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when あなた ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because あなた often ride around your ホーム on a broom...
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posted by Italktosnakes
So everybody's doing these bio thingy mjigs, so I thought I should 登録する into this :) x
My name is Alice Lucy Nugent. My ユーザー名 is Italktosnakes, but あなた can call me Accio. I've been here for just over a 年 now. I started on the '1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight' フォーラ and the first person I ever spoke to was Moo. From then on, I have spent almost everyday on this AWESOME website, and I really consider some of the people kn here as my best friends.
I live in England, but- before あなた all picture me with a posh accent with teas and crumpets- I am definitely NOT a Sloane/...
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posted by Gred_and_Forge
We know we're called Gred and Forge

Yeah, since everyone else is 書く 記事 about themselves, I guess it's time to 登録する in the anarchy.

First off, not giving out my name and age and exact location (Hawaii, that's all I'm gonna say). Not that I don't trust anyone, but with the way this page is growing in numbers, I'd like to keep some things private. Now that that's out of the way, on to the details of lil ol' me, miss Gred_and_Forge (or Gred または aunty または betch, etc. etc.)

I 愛 where I live, but honestly, the stereotypes is getting kind of old. Yes, I live in a house (not a 草 shack)...
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