So as あなた all know, I grew up in America, Las Vegas to be exact, and then I moved back to my ホーム nation, Australia. And during primary school, no-one was particularly curious, but high school is a whole different story. Below are some stupid 質問 I got and my reactions:
1. Were あなた born in America?
(No, motherfucker.)
2. Were your parents from America または something?
(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)
3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did あなた buy from New York?
(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)
4. So like, are あなた from the 'hood'?
(I have a 'hood'. *points at hoodie*)
5. Did あなた used to have a big locker?
(*bitch-slap* What part of elementary school do あなた not understand?)
6. Did あなた wear mufti every day?
(>[)
7. Say tomato.
(How about no?)
8. Say herbs.
(Herbs?)
Proper Americans say 'errrrrrrbs.
(*slaps in face* Proper bitches get bitch-slapped.)
9. *asks ランダム 質問 about American History*
(*ignores coz didn't get to learn much about American history*)
And the stupidest 質問 of them all:
10. Why did あなた leave America? I mean, it seems so totally awesome! Why would あなた ever leave? I would stay there like forever.
(Two syllables: par-ents. Just coz it's a free country, doesn't mean I'm independent enough to go without my parents. I 愛 my mommy... coz she fucked my dad.)
または alternatively:
(My mom got raped in a parking lot and I joined a gang to learn how to rape too so I could rape the rapist back. Want a demo? *sticks finger inside nearest person's belly button*)
1. Were あなた born in America?
(No, motherfucker.)
2. Were your parents from America または something?
(Yeah, of course, they're definitely not Asian, I was adopted. /sarcasm.)
3. So, like, how many pairs of shoes did あなた buy from New York?
(I've never been to motherfucking New York in my life.)
4. So like, are あなた from the 'hood'?
(I have a 'hood'. *points at hoodie*)
5. Did あなた used to have a big locker?
(*bitch-slap* What part of elementary school do あなた not understand?)
6. Did あなた wear mufti every day?
(>[)
7. Say tomato.
(How about no?)
8. Say herbs.
(Herbs?)
Proper Americans say 'errrrrrrbs.
(*slaps in face* Proper bitches get bitch-slapped.)
9. *asks ランダム 質問 about American History*
(*ignores coz didn't get to learn much about American history*)
And the stupidest 質問 of them all:
10. Why did あなた leave America? I mean, it seems so totally awesome! Why would あなた ever leave? I would stay there like forever.
(Two syllables: par-ents. Just coz it's a free country, doesn't mean I'm independent enough to go without my parents. I 愛 my mommy... coz she fucked my dad.)
または alternatively:
(My mom got raped in a parking lot and I joined a gang to learn how to rape too so I could rape the rapist back. Want a demo? *sticks finger inside nearest person's belly button*)