(c)Lisa Regna, A Write to Heal
From an Eメール I got.
TAKING A WOMAN TO ベッド
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- あなた take her to ベッド and tell her a story.
At 18 -- あなた tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- あなた don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells あなた a story and takes あなた to bed.
At 48 -- She tells あなた a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- あなた stay in ベッド to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If あなた take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
TAKING A WOMAN TO ベッド
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?
At 8 -- あなた take her to ベッド and tell her a story.
At 18 -- あなた tell her a story and take her to bed.
At 28 -- あなた don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.
At 38 -- She tells あなた a story and takes あなた to bed.
At 48 -- She tells あなた a story to avoid going to bed.
At 58 -- あなた stay in ベッド to avoid her story.
At 68 -- If あなた take her to bed, that'll be a story!
At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
Movie actress Marilyn Monroe was known as a sex symbol and "blonde bombshell." She's best known for her glamour, her comedic wit, and iconic portrayals of "dumb blondes."
1.) Eat Chocolate. チョコレート helps あなた have less stress which will make あなた feel better when having PMS.
2.) Try not to act like あなた are having your Premenstrual Syndrome. Such as, walking like something is wrong with your pad/tampon. Act like あなた have nothing wrong with あなた and act natural. Then, no one will know.
3.) When coming back from school/work, go to bed. Laying down helps your period and lets it go もっと見る smoothly so あなた won't have a delay in your usual period time. It also helps あなた relax.
4.) Be careful to not jump so much. It'll make all the blood come out faster and it'll make あなた feel, a bit uncomfortable.
5.) Change your pad/tampon daily または hourly.
2.) Try not to act like あなた are having your Premenstrual Syndrome. Such as, walking like something is wrong with your pad/tampon. Act like あなた have nothing wrong with あなた and act natural. Then, no one will know.
3.) When coming back from school/work, go to bed. Laying down helps your period and lets it go もっと見る smoothly so あなた won't have a delay in your usual period time. It also helps あなた relax.
4.) Be careful to not jump so much. It'll make all the blood come out faster and it'll make あなた feel, a bit uncomfortable.
5.) Change your pad/tampon daily または hourly.
Being a woman to me is:
Changing my hair color whenever I want.
Dressing up または being bummy and enjoying it.
Being feminine.
Watching a 'chick flick' with a glass of red wine and good quality chocolate.
And many, many other things that would take me forever to write.
Calling me FAKE won't make あなた REAL,
Calling me STUPID won't make あなた SMART,
Calling me WEAK won't make あなた STRONG,
Calling me UGLY won't make あなた PRETTY,
Calling me POOR won't make あなた RICH,
Calling me FAT wont make あなた SKINNY,
Calling me UNCOOL wont make あなた COOL,
So why bother?
This is from a little something I found online. This makes a lot of sense to me and I bet it makes sense to other girls like me. Bullying is an ugly thing. Don't let them get to you, girls. They aren't worth your time.
