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posted by isabelle_905
I didn't write this. I got it in an Eメール and it made me smile!! Enjoy!

The Why's of Men

(because they are plugged into a genius)

(they don't have enough time)

(they don't stop to ask directions)

(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

(you need...
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Be well groomed and take pride in yourself.

1. ridiculously huge coupon a day. Like doing Sacramento at 90% off!

Try cute hairstyles! Wearing your hair down 日 after 日 can look boring and uninspired. Scrunchies and cute hair clips are a must! It's nice if your accessories match what you're wearing; which should compliment your figure.
Wear deoderant. Especially during P.E. Anti-perspirant deoderant is the best kind because it slows down sweating when applied directly to your arm-pits. If deoderant isn't really your thing, perfume または sweetly-scented body spray is a nice alternative. Fruity or...
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posted by karpach_14

1.Smoky Eyes Makeup Tips LorealParisUSA.com/Smokey-Eye
Learn How To Get A Seductive Smoky Eye Look From L'Oréal Paris Experts

2.Hair - wash it every day, but don't use conditioner every time. Washing less frequently または using conditioner every 日 will lead to greasy hair. Comb it daily.

3.Eyebrows - comb and/or tweeze them regularly to keep them well groomed.

4.Eyes - if あなた have red, bloodshot, itchy eyes, get eyedrops and use them regularly. Get plenty of sleep to avoid puffiness.

5.Nose - blow your nose, don't pick it. Always blow your nose before leaving the house and check to make sure...
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posted by AcidBanter
ファンポップ isn't accepting リンク from blogspot anymore so added the 記事 in this section, but here's the link to the original source:


Ruth Elizabeth Davis, もっと見る commonly known as Bette Davis, was born April 5, 1908 in Lowell, Massachusetts. She was a precocious, self-absorbed child who discovered her 愛 of 芝居 while watching the play, The Wild アヒル, 鴨 (by Henrik Ibsen) when she was a teenager, proclaiming, "Before that performance I wanted to be an actress. When it ended, I had to be an actress... exactly like Peg Entwistle (who played Hedvig in the play). Her doting, generous mother, Ruthie...
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On the Privilege of Being a Woman

January 14, 1997
New York Catholic フォーラ Lecture
- Simone de Beauvoir, in The 秒 Sex, wrote that women hate their bodies. Women are physically weaker, less clever, have less power and prestige. For men, procreation is a moment of physical ecstasy, whereas women suffer the discomfort of pregnancy and the agony of childbirth.

- Feminism is a metaphysical revolt against the characteristics of women. Men seem to have all the advantages, and so feminists try to become a caricature of men.

- Historically, women have been looked down on....
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posted by addi123456
A mothers whisper

In the night when your fast asleep.
Precious eyes closed…and in a beautiful dream.
あなた hear a whisper…a soft gental sound.
あなた smile…and laugh..nowing mother is around.
Trying not to wake up from this dream of yours.
It makes あなた feel safe….all nice and warm.
あなた feel a nice, soft, warm hand on your head.
Mother cries…..is she dead?
あなた try to 移動する to tell her you’re alright.
But あなた cant 移動する at all that night.
Mother sings me a beautiful ryme.
I try to wake up…its about time!
I wanna feel her warm imbrass.
Is it really way to late….
I see an エンジェル up in the sky…
I see mother standing right by,
I walk to here and give her a hug.
Mother whispers…your in heaven my love(=
posted by isabelle_905
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Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The ガレージ is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. チョコレート is just another snack. あなた can be President. あなた can never be pregnant. あなた can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. あなた can wear NO シャツ to a water park. Car mechanics tell あなた the truth.

The world is your urinal. あなた never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. あなた don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, もっと見る pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
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I admit I loved ディズニー Princesses as a little girl, I collected stickers and pictures of my お気に入り (Belle and Ariel and Cinderella) and have a lot of the movies.

But one curious thing I started to notice about ディズニー 映画 as I got older was that there were usually no mothers around, it was almost always a single dad and his daughter trying to get by. If there was a female adult, she was an awful stepmother または a wicked witch.

Here is a 一覧 of ディズニー 映画 (and many of these are based on folk tales and Grimm fairy tales, but they are the ones ディズニー seems to like to make 映画 of...) where...
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posted by breebree446
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If あなた don't straighten up, I'm going to knock あなた into the middle of 次 week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I 発言しました so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If あなた fall out of that スイング and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure あなた wear clean underwear, in case...
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posted by ddangerouxwoman
Yesterday I slept and I dreamed I was a princess
I dreamed of the power of an educated woman
in the times of knights
And I don't mean what we used to do: embroidery, 歌う または drawing
no, but to that ancient art that barely lingers between us now,
to make man believe that he is the one who take the reins
We didn't have the freedom to be indomitable, but we have been secret.
We domed the king with kisses and planned alliances and revenge in our beds.
In my dream, my mother, the Queen, taught me to be gentle, to appear submissive but to be daring in secret as far as God would allow me.
To play with my...
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posted by maritina12345

Vevo, an account on YouTube for a lot of singers that always post their latest 音楽 動画 and songs, made a 一覧 for the most 人気 singers!

Who is most viewed? Beside Lady Gaga, リアーナ & シャキーラ are 秒 and third.

Britney, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry and Selena Gomez were in the 上, ページのトップへ ten. ケシャ and Miley Cyrus followed close behind them!

Here is the complete list:

1. Lady Gaga – 1.632.450.395
2. リアーナ – 1.333.881.663
3. シャキーラ – 947.239.912
4. Britney Spears – 853.910.418
5. Beyoncé – 735.023.571
6. Taylor 迅速, スウィフト – 493.208.814
7. Jennifer Lopez – 463.577.450
8. Katy Perry – 414.950.899
9. Selena Gomez – 354.322.114
10. Christina Aguilera – 217.634.971
11. ケシャ – 191.642.959
12. Jessie J – 187.993.705
13. Nicki Minaj – 174.877.413
14. Miley Cyrus – 150.422.719
posted by addi123456
My story. The life of me…….

Hey everyone My name is addi ( addisyn) but I just like addi. I am 16 years old and I was born on January 1. I have 9 other brothers and sisters. I also have an identical twin. My life is very complicated, and I desided to share it with others who would like to hear. When I was young, I was raised to be strong, and to work my hardest, and never to give up. I was in gymnastics at the age of 6, cheerleading at the age of 6, swimming when I was 14, karate when I was 9, and dance when I was around 7. This was the dream for me! I loved what I did! My mom was a stay...
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posted by isabelle_905
One Flaw In Women

By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth 日 of working overtime.
An エンジェル appeared and said,
"Why are あなた spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered, "Have あなた seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,
have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on diet コーラ and leftovers,
have a lap that can hold four children at one time,
have a キッス that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
-and she will do everything
with only two hands."

The エンジェル was astounded at the requirements.
"Only two hands!?...
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posted by addi123456
Finding you! And your goal in life(=

You are you. あなた came into this world for a purpose, and god has a plan and goal for あなた to achieve in life. Sometimes though its hard to find that one thing that god has put あなた down on earth for. To find it あなた really need to look at yourself, and your dreams, goals, and what あなた 愛 . Look at your talents. Growing up as a teenager, life is rough. There is soo much drama, and school, and pure pressure! あなた need to block that out of your life, and focas on what your going to do when your older, and your goal and purpose for being on earth. Because what...
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Some girls really hate themselves. They think there fat, または to skinny, または they have huge eyes, または they hate there acne. Every girl has a flaw about themselves. YOu wont find a perfect girl. But what i can say is that every single one of あなた girls are beatiful. Y? Because あなた were created によって a wonderful god! He created あなた in his eyes. Think of yourself as a painting. YOu see the ones that look like a mess! well because they were made によって a famous artist, there beautiful, and unique! LIke you! Whos to say あなた arent pretty?The boys? The other mean girls? Who made up the rule that being fat, or...
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posted by isabelle_905
Here’s another Eメール guys! lol Enjoy!!

A Spanish Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine または feminine. "House" for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine: "el lapiz."

A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher スプリット, 分割 the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether "computer" should be a masculine または a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that...
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posted by isabelle_905
More emails.


Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile soil.

Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35, a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France, gently aging but still warm and a desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, With a glorious and all conquering past.

Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Yugoslavia, ロスト the war...
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 Calvin and Hobbes in their club GROSS: Get Rid Of Slimy girlS
Calvin and Hobbes in their club GROSS: Get Rid Of Slimy girlS
So, hello, I’m Dragonclaws. I have a good-sized interest in gender equality and examining sexism and such. I’ve stumbled across these gender-related クラブ about Being a Woman and Being a Man. Going from one to the other, specifically from Being a Woman to Being a Man, the stark difference is quite stunning. I find the differences between the two クラブ to distinctly represent the cultural divide between the two gender groups, and as an extension to represent the forms of sexism developed によって our society.

First of all, let’s examine the アバター used によって each club. The アバター used to represent...
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posted by greekgirlA
I found this wise letter written to a, well, if i 発言しました what i wanted to, it would take too long. So, just read.

Dear Mr. Thatcher,

I have been a loyal user of your Always マキシ pads for over 20 years, and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core™ または Dri-Weave™ absorbency, I’d probably never go horseback riding または サルサ dancing, and I’d certainly steer clear of running up and down the ビーチ in tight, white shorts. But my お気に入り feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi...
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How to get along with your mother.

This is for all the girls who have a mom.

Mothers…………..Ugh! They drive us crazy sometimes. They ground us for no reason, they yell at us for the littlest things, they imbarrise us, and wont leave us alone! Sometimes あなた just wanna yell and scream! Sadly あなた cant do that to your mother. But what あなた can do is prevent your mom from doing all these things. Before I give あなた these tips, im gonna help あなた like your mother more. And have a beter relationship with her. Your mom gave birth to you. She fed you, kept あなた alive, and raised あなた to the beautiful,...
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