These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually 発言しました in court, word for word, taken down and now published によって court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are あなた sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your 日付 of birth?
A: July 15th.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.
Q: What gear were あなた in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes.
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: あなた forget? Can あなた give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight または thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.
Q: What was the first thing your husband 発言しました to あなた when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.
Q: Do あなた know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo または the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: あなた do?
A: Yes, voodoo.
Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the 次 morning?
A: Did あなた actually pass the bar exam?
Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?
Q: Were あなた present when your picture was taken?
Q: So the 日付 of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were あなた doing at that time?
Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: によって death.
Q: And によって whose death was it terminated?
Q: Can あなた describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, または a female?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have あなた performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK?
Q: What school did あなた go to?
A: Oral.
Q: Do あなた recall the time that あなた examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the 表, テーブル wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him.
Q: Are あなた qualified to give a urine sample?
Q: Doctor, before あなた performed the autopsy, did あなた check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did あなた check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did あなた check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when あなた began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can あなた be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my 机, デスク in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
