These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually 発言しました in court, word for word, taken down and now published によって court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.
Q: Are あなた sexually active? A: No, I just lie there.
Q: What is your 日付 of birth? A: July 15th. Q: What year? A: Every year.
Q: What gear were あなた in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget....