One night in jasper Humphrey was going to his house in his new Toyota truck.
Humphrey: Man, I wonder where Kate is, she told me she was at the house.
Later, Humphrey saw Kate and Garth having sex on the couch. Humphrey then closed the door quietly and drove crying.
Humphrey: Hey, maybe I can stay with Lilly.
Humphrey stoped at Lilly’s house and knocked on the door.
Humphrey: こんにちは Lilly can I spend the night here? Kate’s was having sex with Garth.
Lilly: oh that’s horrible! Sure あなた can stay with me! Are あなた hungry または thirsty?
Humphrey well, not really. I just had lunch at work.
Lily: Well I have a surprise for あなた upstairs!
Humphrey: What kind of surprise?
Then as Humphrey saw a ベッド in Lilly’s room he noticed she threw him the bed.
Lily: Are あなた sure your not hungry または thirsty?
Humphrey: Oh no! Hey! I just 発言しました if I could stay here!
Lilly giggled and standed up for him to mount her.
Humphrey: Lilly, I’m not so sure having sex is going to cheer me u-
Lilly: Humphrey あなた think to much.
Before Humphrey could mount Lilly, his iPhone ringed.
Humphrey: こんにちは I’ll be back for some fun ok.
I just have to talk to-shit.
Lilly: what is it?
Humphrey: Kate.
Lilly: I'll give あなた privacy.
Humphrey: thanks Lilly. Hello?
Kate: Where are you! I’m waiting here at the house for you!
Humphrey: Ok. Care to explain why あなた and Garth are having sex!
Kate: Humphrey! I can explain!
Humphrey: It’s over Kate I’m staying with Lilly!
Kate: Humphrey! Please don’t break up with me!
Humphrey: sorry Kate. your too much of a 雌犬 to handle it.
Humphrey hanged up on Kate and then had sex with Lilly. Meanwhile, Kate was crying and drove over to Lilly’s house. she hoped Humphrey and Lilly were not having sex. She opened the door and heard nosies upstairs and then stoped. She listened an heard what was happening.
Humphrey: Lilly...I...think we...should stop.
Lilly: why?
Kate: because he’s my boyfriend!
Humphrey stoped humping Lilly and stoped mounting her. Lilly got up and Humphrey was shock to see Kate.
Kate: Humphrey! Please be with me! I’m so sorry that I cheated on you!
Humphrey: I’m sorry Kate, Lilly’s my new girlfriend.
Kate: Humphrey!
Kate kept crying.
Humphrey: Why don’t あなた go have sex with Garth instead because I wouldn’t want to peel your paint!
Lilly and Kate’s jaws dropped. That did it. Kate pounced on Humphrey and toyed to scratch his eye, but, Lilly, luckily, tackled Kate. Garth opened the door.
Garth: holy sh** ! what the fu*****sh*t!
After Garth got Humphrey and Kate to calm down Humphrey had two bruise cuts while Kate had a ton of them. After that night, Humphrey stayed with Lilly.
Humphrey: Man, I wonder where Kate is, she told me she was at the house.
Later, Humphrey saw Kate and Garth having sex on the couch. Humphrey then closed the door quietly and drove crying.
Humphrey: Hey, maybe I can stay with Lilly.
Humphrey stoped at Lilly’s house and knocked on the door.
Humphrey: こんにちは Lilly can I spend the night here? Kate’s was having sex with Garth.
Lilly: oh that’s horrible! Sure あなた can stay with me! Are あなた hungry または thirsty?
Humphrey well, not really. I just had lunch at work.
Lily: Well I have a surprise for あなた upstairs!
Humphrey: What kind of surprise?
Then as Humphrey saw a ベッド in Lilly’s room he noticed she threw him the bed.
Lily: Are あなた sure your not hungry または thirsty?
Humphrey: Oh no! Hey! I just 発言しました if I could stay here!
Lilly giggled and standed up for him to mount her.
Humphrey: Lilly, I’m not so sure having sex is going to cheer me u-
Lilly: Humphrey あなた think to much.
Before Humphrey could mount Lilly, his iPhone ringed.
Humphrey: こんにちは I’ll be back for some fun ok.
I just have to talk to-shit.
Lilly: what is it?
Humphrey: Kate.
Lilly: I'll give あなた privacy.
Humphrey: thanks Lilly. Hello?
Kate: Where are you! I’m waiting here at the house for you!
Humphrey: Ok. Care to explain why あなた and Garth are having sex!
Kate: Humphrey! I can explain!
Humphrey: It’s over Kate I’m staying with Lilly!
Kate: Humphrey! Please don’t break up with me!
Humphrey: sorry Kate. your too much of a 雌犬 to handle it.
Humphrey hanged up on Kate and then had sex with Lilly. Meanwhile, Kate was crying and drove over to Lilly’s house. she hoped Humphrey and Lilly were not having sex. She opened the door and heard nosies upstairs and then stoped. She listened an heard what was happening.
Humphrey: Lilly...I...think we...should stop.
Lilly: why?
Kate: because he’s my boyfriend!
Humphrey stoped humping Lilly and stoped mounting her. Lilly got up and Humphrey was shock to see Kate.
Kate: Humphrey! Please be with me! I’m so sorry that I cheated on you!
Humphrey: I’m sorry Kate, Lilly’s my new girlfriend.
Kate: Humphrey!
Kate kept crying.
Humphrey: Why don’t あなた go have sex with Garth instead because I wouldn’t want to peel your paint!
Lilly and Kate’s jaws dropped. That did it. Kate pounced on Humphrey and toyed to scratch his eye, but, Lilly, luckily, tackled Kate. Garth opened the door.
Garth: holy sh** ! what the fu*****sh*t!
After Garth got Humphrey and Kate to calm down Humphrey had two bruise cuts while Kate had a ton of them. After that night, Humphrey stayed with Lilly.
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, "LOL, LMAO, または ROTFLMAO!"
Start using フェイスブック for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 フェイスブック accounts.
Lose 20 pounds によって going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a 日 on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at スターバックス this year.
Lose weight によって inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a パスワード other than "password"
Start using フェイスブック for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes
I will try to figure out why I "really" need 5 フェイスブック accounts.
Lose 20 pounds によって going to the gym!
I will stop using, "So, what's your URL?" as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a 日 on the Internet.
I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for drinks at スターバックス this year.
Lose weight によって inventing an anti-gravity machine
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them
I will think of a パスワード other than "password"
4 hours Later...
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
日 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can 移動する but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 時 later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get もっと見る power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit オオカミ to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.
Sgt.Carlos Johnson
日 1
9:00 AM
Location:Snow
carlos wake up after his fall.
sgt.carlos:"cough...cough..what just happend.."
carlos crawls to somewhere.
after reach the somewhere he gets up.
sgt.carlos:"agh.."
carlos is injured on his back and legs, but he can 移動する but at weak speed.
sgt.carlos:*at weak voice* "There Somebody here!"
carlos moves slowly.
carlos collapses.
carlos looks up and slowly dies.
screen to him slowly white.
1 時 later his death...
air camera tracks carlos.
carlos johnson
Status:K.I.A = Killed in Action
location:Snow
cpl.john:"he dead now."
cpt.lilly:"of course."
gen.winston:"nevermind, we will send ambush troops to get his HQ so we get もっと見る power."
cpt.lilly:"i will recruit オオカミ to get our alpha's pack bigger."
gen.winston:"alright."
To Be Continued...
Rest In Peace, Carlos.