One night in jasper Humphrey was going to his house in his new Toyota truck.
Humphrey: Man, I wonder where Kate is, she told me she was at the house.
Later, Humphrey saw Kate and Garth having sex on the couch. Humphrey then closed the door quietly and drove crying.
Humphrey: Hey, maybe I can stay with Lilly.
Humphrey stoped at Lilly’s house and knocked on the door.
Humphrey: こんにちは Lilly can I spend the night here? Kate’s was having sex with Garth.
Lilly: oh that’s horrible! Sure あなた can stay with me! Are あなた hungry または thirsty?
Humphrey well, not really. I just had lunch at work.
Lily: Well I have a surprise for あなた upstairs!
Humphrey: What kind of surprise?
Then as Humphrey saw a ベッド in Lilly’s room he noticed she threw him the bed.
Lily: Are あなた sure your not hungry または thirsty?
Humphrey: Oh no! Hey! I just 発言しました if I could stay here!
Lilly giggled and standed up for him to mount her.
Humphrey: Lilly, I’m not so sure having sex is going to cheer me u-
Lilly: Humphrey あなた think to much.
Before Humphrey could mount Lilly, his iPhone ringed.
Humphrey: こんにちは I’ll be back for some fun ok.
I just have to talk to-shit.
Lilly: what is it?
Humphrey: Kate.
Lilly: I'll give あなた privacy.
Humphrey: thanks Lilly. Hello?
Kate: Where are you! I’m waiting here at the house for you!
Humphrey: Ok. Care to explain why あなた and Garth are having sex!
Kate: Humphrey! I can explain!
Humphrey: It’s over Kate I’m staying with Lilly!
Kate: Humphrey! Please don’t break up with me!
Humphrey: sorry Kate. your too much of a 雌犬 to handle it.
Humphrey hanged up on Kate and then had sex with Lilly. Meanwhile, Kate was crying and drove over to Lilly’s house. she hoped Humphrey and Lilly were not having sex. She opened the door and heard nosies upstairs and then stoped. She listened an heard what was happening.
Humphrey: Lilly...I...think we...should stop.
Lilly: why?
Kate: because he’s my boyfriend!
Humphrey stoped humping Lilly and stoped mounting her. Lilly got up and Humphrey was shock to see Kate.
Kate: Humphrey! Please be with me! I’m so sorry that I cheated on you!
Humphrey: I’m sorry Kate, Lilly’s my new girlfriend.
Kate: Humphrey!
Kate kept crying.
Humphrey: Why don’t あなた go have sex with Garth instead because I wouldn’t want to peel your paint!
Lilly and Kate’s jaws dropped. That did it. Kate pounced on Humphrey and toyed to scratch his eye, but, Lilly, luckily, tackled Kate. Garth opened the door.
Garth: holy sh** ! what the fu*****sh*t!
After Garth got Humphrey and Kate to calm down Humphrey had two bruise cuts while Kate had a ton of them. After that night, Humphrey stayed with Lilly.