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Warning there will be badwords and some jokes about some charectors, maybe some violents,

Starring

Humphry The Bad Ass!

Garth the Banger!

Kate and Lilly, hot 尻, お尻 sisters

Salty, shakey, and mooch, 狼, オオカミ gangsters

Hutch, the badass ninja!

Winston, the biker!

Eve, the demon wolf

Humphrey: hello my name is humphrey, and Welcome to the world of JACKASS!!! *humphrey gets a gun and shoots the gas tank and everybody flys every where**humphrey is humping the air looking like a badass* *kate has her thumbs up*.
kate: Awesome!!!!
*garth hit hutch and every body just get all messed up*
Humphrey: wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

The Old Man

Humphrey is getting makeup and trying to look like an old man**has a white 毛皮 and everything* *he puts a ジャケット on*he goes to a shop* *he goes to a section**he starts stealing stuff and putting in his jacket* *his ジャケット starts geting full*
The manager: what the hell あなた doing?

Humphrey: nothing *his staring at the manager like a grumpy old man*

Manager: *his searching humphreys jacket*

Humphrey: hey, what are あなた a rapist!

Manager: *he picked out a bunch of condoms out of humphreys jacket* get out of here!

Humphrey: is this how あなた treat your elders?

Manager: あなた ain't no old man your a pervert!

Humphrey: *he tries to walk out but humphrey keeps picking stuff up he sees*

Manager: damn it! *he takes the stuff away from humphrey and pushes him out*

Humphrey: *spits on the manager*

Manager: get out before I call the cops!

Humphrey: he takes his cell phone*

manager: *doesnt notice*

*humphrey walks out of the store and goes away with the managers phone*

PRANKED!!!

hutch the ninja!

*garth is eating at a table* *hutch throws water at garths face*
Hutch: NINJA!!!

Holding paws

*garth is sitting on a bench**some 狼, オオカミ sits によって him**garth holds his hand**the 狼, オオカミ has a ” wtf?” On his face**he walks away**garth starts chuckling**next 狼, オオカミ sits によって him*
garth: I'm gay

The other wolf: o.O *runs away*

Humphrey: way to go man! *they give each other high five*

Pranked!!!!

To be continued
added by SentinelPrime89
Princess is hunting for herself when she Bump into someone.then she hear a growl.as she look up she recognize the wolf.
Princess: Runt?
Runt: Princess?
Claudette: Runt Who is this?
Runt: Claudette , Stinky Mom and dad this is Princess.
Kate: So Youre the one Look after our son aren't ya?
Princess: Yes and あなた must be Kate.
Kate: Yep that's me.
Humphrey: Hope he doesn't cause any trouble
Princess: Not at All I L(デスノート) like him a lot I've also left the pack.
Humphrey: Well あなた can stay with us.
Princess: Really?
Kate: Yeah.
added by LoneOmega
Source: Me !
"No, no, no, NOO! あなた can't die! I 愛 you," wailed Humphrey as he wept over Kate's body.

Winston padded up to him, "Humphrey, she's dead, there's nothing we can do."

Humphrey looked at his pack leader, only to see his own sadness reflected in Winston's eyes.

"No, she can't be dead, she can't be dead, no," he cried. Humphrey then looked over at Tony, "This is your fault! If あなた weren't so greedy, Kate would still be alive! あなた old fool, Kate gave her life to save yours, and あなた don't even have the respect to mourn her."

Tony flinched away from the cold 火災, 火 in Humphrey's gaze. "Tony, I think you...
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added by JennaStone22
added by Ignas357
Source: me!
-bagpipes play`ing- well lay me down... awren cul cul brin wedeful, many men have 銃 awren cul cul brin, wedeful lay me down with honors, wedeful aw ren cul cul brin lay--- me down aw ren cul cul brin lay me down wede--ful *gun fire* hutch awoke he wasnt himself he had a different body the body of a husky very dark grey with white on his head going down his back he was chained to a dogsled two other huskie`s 次 to him one white another solid black with a tad bit of white on his stomache accept it was hutch`s body everyone was asleep hutch tried countless times to break free of the chain,...
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*WARNING EXPLICIT CONTENT あなた HAVE BEEN WARNED!*

I awoke to the shine of the sun hitting me in the eyes, a women who was opening the window "Who is it" I 発言しました rolling over.
I opened my eyes and she was sitting cross-legged on my bed. I sat up, "Hello-" I felt hands slide over my eyes.
"Guess who," 発言しました a voice that sounded so fimiliar, I smiled, "hmmm, I have no idea," I grabbed the arms and threw her over my shoulder on to the ベッド landing on 上, ページのトップへ of her.
Alyssa gasped as I fell on 上, ページのトップへ of her, "Well that was exciting."
"Alyssa what are あなた doing in here" I smirked Alyssa laughed and hopped off the...
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added by BeautifulKate
There are a ton of references in the timeline mainly because with the inclusion of dates, I could slip a lot of fun stuff in there. Right off the bat, any time September 17th is mentioned, that’s a reference to the first movie because that’s the 日付 it came out.

First off, we have two fictional character birthdays, August 1st, and December 9th, which are the birthdays of The Joker and Oliver クイーン (a.k.a The Green Arrow) respectively. 次 is March 15th, 1975 which is the 日 that Terror of Mechagodzilla came out in Japan.

The 次 日付 is another movie release date. Arnold’s birthday,...
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The 次 Generation

I guess あなた could count Fran and Freida’s inclusion in chapter four to be a callback to the fourth movie when they were introduced, and Runt became “King of the Forest”. Also, their idea to hide Oscar in Shadow Forest is a callback to the fourth movie.

When Stinky is telling Martin about how when they were pups, Runt would come ホーム with quills in his paws because he kept giving the porcupines hugs, that’s a reference to the fifth movie when Kate finds out that that’s why she’s constantly pulling quills out of him.


Rise of the Hunter

I managed to sneak a namedrop...
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I decided to give all the original characters that I came up with their own section, just to explore the origins of their names. There are a couple of “categories” that these names fall under; ones named after フレンズ of mine, ones that were just randomly thought of and don’t really mean anything, and then a few based off characters in 映画 and TV.

Only a couple of characters got their names from フレンズ of mine. This consists of Owen, Kyle, Adam, Jack, Lucas, Jason, and Lydia. Most of the characters, however, were names that I just randomly thought of to give them a name and have no...
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Having Viggo’s redemption take place on Kate and Humphrey’s twenty-fifth anniversary was completely intentional, which consequently gave me the time needed for Lydia to have her pup, which I named Josh, after myself. Why? I just thought it would be kinda cool. And it also helped the story because when Humphrey tries to kill Viggo upon seeing him, that means that for the past half year, he’s still held onto this hate for what Viggo did.

I kinda had to have Kate and Humphrey leave at night, または else it never would’ve been just them that went after Viggo since everyone else would’ve tagged...
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posted by Katecutewolf
This is a series of mini stories that I created getting parts from the original movie and liking the chapter 5 based on the story of @katealphawolf named “The ritual of Love” I hope あなた enjoy it as much as I do. This story contains sexual content, so it’s recommended for +13. あなた are warned!


Chapter 5:The ritual of love
Since Kate had awaken from her long nap she had been busy preparing the cave for Humphrey's arrival home. She knew he would be ready this time and she was determined to make the place look absolutely perfect and nice. This way they could reflect back on the very first time...
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Chapter 17: Attack on the Protectors

Humphrey and the others stood around Viggo, who had picked up a chair and had sat down in it. Humphrey had sent Oscar and Mick outside the tent to keep watch. Viggo looked exhausted and vulnerable. It was weird seeing him in such a helpless state.

“Viggo, what happened here?” Humphrey asked.

“Robert’s ロスト his mind,” Viggo replied. “He’s gone rogue and has taken many of my men with him. The Crimson Pack has remained loyal to me for the most part, although a few have broken away as well, Martin being one of them. Robert’s always been a man of...
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Chapter 4: "We're at War"

“No!” Kate yelled.

Viggo turned and faced the group, smiling evilly.

“You know, it’s true what they say,” he said. “If あなた want something done right, あなた really have to do it yourself.”

Viggo’s men began chasing Humphrey and the others back into the forest.

“Accepting defeat is the most difficult, but necessary part of competition,” Viggo shouted after them.

Claudette tried to drive the humans back out, but at that moment もっと見る humans arrived from the east while the Crimson Pack cut off their escape in the west, effectively trapping the entire pack within...
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