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Warning there will be badwords and some jokes about some charectors, maybe some violents,

Starring

Humphry The Bad Ass!

Garth the Banger!

Kate and Lilly, hot 尻, お尻 sisters

Salty, shakey, and mooch, 狼, オオカミ gangsters

Hutch, the badass ninja!

Winston, the biker!

Eve, the demon wolf

Humphrey: hello my name is humphrey, and Welcome to the world of JACKASS!!! *humphrey gets a gun and shoots the gas tank and everybody flys every where**humphrey is humping the air looking like a badass* *kate has her thumbs up*.
kate: Awesome!!!!
*garth hit hutch and every body just get all messed up*
Humphrey: wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

The Old Man

Humphrey is getting makeup and trying to look like an old man**has a white 毛皮 and everything* *he puts a ジャケット on*he goes to a shop* *he goes to a section**he starts stealing stuff and putting in his jacket* *his ジャケット starts geting full*
The manager: what the hell あなた doing?

Humphrey: nothing *his staring at the manager like a grumpy old man*

Manager: *his searching humphreys jacket*

Humphrey: hey, what are あなた a rapist!

Manager: *he picked out a bunch of condoms out of humphreys jacket* get out of here!

Humphrey: is this how あなた treat your elders?

Manager: あなた ain't no old man your a pervert!

Humphrey: *he tries to walk out but humphrey keeps picking stuff up he sees*

Manager: damn it! *he takes the stuff away from humphrey and pushes him out*

Humphrey: *spits on the manager*

Manager: get out before I call the cops!

Humphrey: he takes his cell phone*

manager: *doesnt notice*

*humphrey walks out of the store and goes away with the managers phone*

PRANKED!!!

hutch the ninja!

*garth is eating at a table* *hutch throws water at garths face*
Hutch: NINJA!!!

Holding paws

*garth is sitting on a bench**some 狼, オオカミ sits によって him**garth holds his hand**the 狼, オオカミ has a ” wtf?” On his face**he walks away**garth starts chuckling**next 狼, オオカミ sits によって him*
garth: I'm gay

The other wolf: o.O *runs away*

Humphrey: way to go man! *they give each other high five*

Pranked!!!!

To be continued
...these scenes happened in the movie.

People might get a laugh out of a few of these, though. (See the link for yourself if あなた don't believe it. This is a direct copy-and-paste from it, so excuse the poor capitalization skill and mild language in these. I'm not gonna take the time to fix it.)
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Humphrey: Truth is... i liked あなた ever since i saw あなた at the Moonlight Howl. You're the most amazing girl I've ever met. But now, you're gonna get married with a guy あなた don't even know. After all we've been through for the past few days, you're getting married and あなた never told me that.
Kate: Humphrey,...
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 The position tower
The position tower
POV: Humphrey Jr

After that mistake I was done with practice only making one complete lap, so now it was time to qualify to make it to the 500, there is 47 drivers wanting to make it to the 500 but only 43 drivers will be able to make and if your fast enough you'll be able to make the 500 I was 10th to go because I was the 33rd fastest car and the もっと見る last あなた are the もっと見る you'll go first which is not what あなた want. I made my run and I topped the bored at number 1 but as the faster drivers went out over taking me and started to knock me down and now so far I went from 1st to 20th in a couple...
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 Tony #20 and Michael #15
Tony #20 and Michael #15
POV: Humphrey JR

A week has gone によって and today was practice for the 500, in the ガレージ area I met some other drivers like former champions, legends and some rookies, the drivers that was in my rookie class was, Matt Kenseth, Dave Blaney, and some other drivers I also met some of The legend drivers like Dale Jarret, Mark Martin, Richard Petty (AKA the king), Terry Labonte, Jeff Gordon, Rusty Wallace, Geoff Bodine, and some other drivers. It was time for practice so I got to my car which was the first time I ever stepped into the car, it was comfortable like soft foam シート, 座席 was like if I was sitting...
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POV: Humphrey

It was the 年 of 1994 in Atlanta motor speedway the Hooters 500, it was the last race of the season and whoever comes out with the most points will be crowned champion. I was the age of 19 just one もっと見る 年 until I was eligible to driver for someone in the NASCAR Winston cup series just sitting on my dads Pit box 次 to his crew chief just watching and hoping for him to make it on top. For the championship It was a battle between my father Humphrey Sr. in his Chevy black #3 was in the 15th position , Mark Martin in his blue and black Ford #6 in the 17th position , and Rusty...
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"the creatures still is in a deep slumber still.. for now" a deep voice echoed slowly, fading away as another voice touch the end of my skull; I wasn't too sure where was I know nor did I ever wanted to. the motion around me slowly stopped as I figured I was trapped into a portable metal 表, テーブル and right 次 to me was a half life human corpses as i shrug to escape it from screaming, but the metal locks held my paws and legs from releasing myself.
the hallway I thought. I was in a dark place with lights barely Shining through the floor but
making it harder to see.
"Y-your.." the half human spoke...
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Well.

Like with the other two. I taking a 'blast to my past' to give reviews that I read, originally back in 2011.

First things first.
It feels weird, giving such a review for a story written によって one of my closest ファン fiction friends, BRAVOBRAVO.
He, ChocolateBrownPegasis and Villain84 were to first to ever make me feel welcome on there.

Much like Ecology, Applejackrocks thehumphrey, KingSimba4ever9 and probably KarinaBrony were the firsts to welcome me, and befriend me, here on fanpop, back in the day.

Uhh, anyway.

I won't 'only' focus on the neggatives.
I'll give the positives as well.


The story...
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Alpha & Omega: Darkness of Dreams

Humphrey and Kate are a very loving couple. They loved each other so much. But the pack does not want them together. Humphrey was upset about it though. But he and Kate had a amazing childhood.

*Flashback*

Humphrey and Kate were about 3 months old. Their quite young. They were just having fun playing but they came across something that haunted their lives. There was always this abandoned デン that looks very old. It looked like it was around for a thousands of years. Winston and Eve and Humphreys parents (unknown parents) kept telling them not to go around...
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posted by Zoe_alpha_wolf
Humphrey looked out over the vast western territory, amazed によって its glorious beauty. "I have been expecting あなた kate..." Kate tried not to freak out "why have あなた been expecting me Humphrey?" "Kate, one day, あなた need to realize we own this land, knowing If i die saving this great land, there's nothing in this world i wouldn't do" "Humphrey, あなた don't need to tell me this!" "Kate, those inventions humans call "radio's", i heard a song, and it made me realize, i need to be もっと見る respectful of this great land, and so do you, the human sung about how he would give anything for another human, he sang...
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Radio OX-12 replayed the recorded files during our landing from the edge of the cliff buried in deep snow. Blood was right over us, our crew members either stabbed または thrown from the force of the ship were ripped in pieces, especially since one jammed the engines fans. Everything was covered; windows, side barriers, wires, suit… everything.
My last breath after from the crash was unbearable to catch under the blizzards of negative 30 degrees. I was still passed out, waking up under the barriers of glass protection around me with enough 宇宙 to 移動する around but I couldn’t. my ears were buzzed;...
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added by SentinelPrime89
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added by JennaStone22