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Remember Afro Samurai? Neither do I. Okay, but seriously, let’s talk about Afro Samurai. Trust me, it is relevant to the game we will be discussing. Afro Samurai was a really dumb, nonsensical video game about a samurai with an afro who searches for his father’s killer and takes out all the 上, ページのトップへ samurai in the country. It’s a dumb series with large breasted samurai women, everyone has cellphones, and there’s Kanye West bears everywhere, all in feudal Japan. And yet I still liked it. And it must’ve been good enough to get an anime, a movie, and have the main character voiced によって Samual L. Jackson. But while people can either like it’s dumb world または just see it as a lame story, everyone agrees that the character デザイン によって Takashi Okazaki. If his talent was put into something greater, it could be something that everyone can enjoy. And now I introduce あなた all to something greater.



The game follows our silent protagonist, not Afro Samurai, but cannonically is named Rider. And apparently, Rider did something really bad. So bad in fact that he has been imprisoned on a planet far above the earth with multiple planets separating him from the earth. But, thanks to a mysterious man named The Stranger, または Not Kuma to some, he is able to plan his escape from the prison, and is tasked with fighting all of the bosses known as Jailers. And they are in tons of variety, from a multi masked sadist with a staff, a prisoner with a laser head, an old man who can stop time, a knight with a sword and shield, and that’s just to name a few of them. And every single one of them is a lot of fun to fight if あなた ask me.
It should be stated, but also should be clear as day, that Furi is filled with only boss fights. There are some moments where あなた walk and hear about the Jailers あなた are about to fight, before the boss fight starts. あなた have a simple set of attacks. あなた have the fast melee attacks, a charge attack, and a ranged attack that slowly chips at enemies health. From there, あなた just gotta use that, as well as dodging, to beat all of the bosses with their own unique fights to them. The boss has a ランダム amount of health, ranging from three bars to seven bars. Rider only has three, but whenever either あなた または the boss are knocked down, あなた both gain health back. If the boss knocks あなた down, it regenerates health while あなた lose a bar. If the boss is knocked down, they are a step closer to death while あなた regenerate all of your health, most of the time. It looks pretty forgiving, but that’s because it doesn’t take a lot for the bosses to fuck あなた up. Their fight styles are always changing. One minute, あなた could have their entire moveset memorized, and the 次 instant, you’ll probably lose all two bars of health to just barely survive the onslaught of their attack. Once they are down to half a bar, あなた have to close in for the kill and only use melee, dodging and blocking at just the right time to throw them off and go in for the kill. The boss fights are intense and challenging and really make this game insanely fun. And even if あなた lose, the nature of seeing their health go down makes あなた wanna go one もっと見る time. あなた got the pattern memorized, now あなた just gotta go once もっと見る and hopefully learn from your mistakes to take them down.
But the game isn’t all perfect. While the bosses are incredible, the character designs are so bizarre yet stylish and that soundtrack is a banner collection, the walking parts can be a little… iffy. It’s not terrible, the environments are nice, the 音楽 that builds up as あなた get close to the boss is a really nice touch and I am very much interested in being heard about the upcoming boss, but it’s real easy for あなた to walk in one direction only to realize you’re going the wrong way. Thankfully, あなた can set Rider to auto walk, so that makes up for it. But I think what made Furi go from a decent action game to one of my お気に入り was the ending of the game. And from here we are reaching spoiler territory, so…

(SPOILERS AHEAD)

After fighting off the final Jailer, a young girl who had no fighting ability and could only attempt to outsmart Rider, only to fail and be killed によって his hands, Rider was able to make to earth, where he could finally see what he was fighting for. And once he touched the earth, it all made perfect sense. Suddenly, あなた realize that the Jailers keeping Rider up in that prison was for a good cause. Cause once Rider takes his first step, the earth around him starts to wilt and die. 草 burns to ashes, the waters boil, and the sky becomes a dark 雲, クラウド overhead. And all Rider can do is try to find out why his existence only brings death and if there is any salvation for him, which is why he takes off to 宇宙 and finds his creator, The Star, waiting for him, and preparing to invade the planet with his permission. Rider can accept and let the planet be invaded によって his kind, または he can refuse, and go against his creator, and give himself something to fight for. This results in the most bullet hell esque boss in the game, and it is pretty damn fun. And this final part of the game alone made the purchase all the もっと見る worth it in my eyes.

(END OF SPOILERS)

Furi is a game that I can’t recommend enough to action game fans. It’s a nonstop set of insane combat and amazing 音楽 all the way through. I don’t know what the company has in store for the future, aside from a few awesome DLC with even もっと見る bosses included, but hopefully they got something in store for the future.

Up next: We take our shovels and strike the earth
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Creepypastas… I don’t like them. There was once a time when I was the biggest クリーピーパスタ fan. I read every story, and I knew everything there was to know about them… I was a total idiot. Now, if あなた like Creepypasta, that’s fine. Like whatever あなた want. But when I hear the word “creepypasta”, I don’t think of something scary, I think of a bunch of annoying エモ teenagers with emotions killing people in overly gory fashion. And that’s not scary. It’s stupid. Yet, no matter how hard I try to avoid it, these creepypastas are everywhere, and there the kind that get the most recognition....
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Hey, what’s up guys. Its Scarce here. And today, we have a double upload.
Okay, I’m gonna stop that right now and just talk about the game. So this entry was considered Grasshopper’s most divisive game, well, until a game later in the 一覧 shows up, but we’ll get there when we get there. Anyway, this game was divisive because it was considered a game so un-Grasshopper and would be dated with it’s references in a few years. But it’s on this list, so あなた already know how I feel, so let’s talk about Lollipop Chainsaw.
Lollipop Chainsaw follows Juliet Starling, the busty, attractive,...
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Con Mane: Diamond Tiara's Are Forever - 2013


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas


Number 7, and counting. I present to everyone Diamond Tiara's Are Forever.

Starring

Doughnut Joe................................Con Mane
Diamond Tiara...............................Miss. Filly
Silverspoon....................................Miss. Silver
Carrot Top.....................................Bambi
Berry Punch...................................Thumper
Pinkie Pie..............................................P
Spike.....................................................S
Discord............................................Ernst...
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So let me start this 記事 off によって saying I’m a fucking idiot. A few years ago, I made an 記事 called 上, ページのトップへ Ten Japan-Only Games, back when I did this horrible thing called 上, ページのトップへ tens, and I truly was the Watchmojo of this website. On that list, I included a little Konami game called Shadow of Memories for the Xbox, stating that it did come to Europe, but not to America. Well it turns out it did. Only the Xbox version never came to America. But the PS2 version did, under a new title, Shadow of Destiny, for some reason. Why was it changed from Memories to Destiny? I don’t know. Point is,...
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(Cody stands in front of Wind outside as Wind sits on a bench)
Cody: So Wind, remember when あなた 発言しました that Mal-Mart barely pays their employees
Wind: Yes
Cody: Well, あなた were right… but, with lots of hard work, and having to sacrifice our food, James and I were able to buy a car for us to use
Wind: Wait… あなた two have a license to drive
Cody: Of course. Got it from a Cheery U cereal box. Anyway, here is the new car
(Nothing happens)
Cody: James, あなた gotta 表示する the car when I say that
James: Just give me a second. This shift stick is stuck (Drives up to the two in a white golf cart)
Wind: … This...
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In 1931, the classic horror movie monster, Dracula, made his film debut. It was one of the major horror movie classics along with Frankenstein, Wolfman, and The Mummy. It was later followed によって a bunch of sequels, ranging from good, to total garbage. Never did any of them ever live up to the glory of the classic Dracula movie. They tried (Most of the time), but never could they capture the same feeling as the classic 1931 movie. But, the closest we had ever gotten to being the 次 successful Dracula movie (In my opinion), was Francis Ford Coppola’s Dracula.



Now, sadly, the classic 1931...
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Wind: (At the pharmacy getting pills)
Cody: (Runs in) Wind, did あなた hear
Wind: ….. No.
Cody: That knew superhero movie によって MC is out
Wind: あなた mean the one where they turned one of their characters into an emo?
Cody: It looks stupid at first, but it’s actually really cool. Didn’t あなた hear about it
Wind: Well, 与えられた that I can’t get away from it no matter where I look (Sees the movie advertised on several posters, billboards, and newspapers) Yeah, I heard about it
Cody: Oh, I can’t wait to see it
Wind: I can wait, however (Looks through the pills)
Cody: What are あなた looking for?
Wind: I need...
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(The following is not meant to be taken seriously. Please do not murder and then sue me)

So, あなた failed at everything else in life and want to become YouTube famous? Well, it’s your lucky day, あなた sad fuck, because I am going to tell あなた how あなた can become internet famous in just five easy ways.

Step 1: Do A Review

Now, your review (Or rather, your pointless opinion that no one gives a shit about) is what makes a perfect review. Weather it’s movie, または tv shows, または anime, または the most overused of them, games, あなた too can be the perfect whore によって pleasuring companies with a folded hundred dollar...
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Plot
Long ago, the world was ruled によって the immortal dragons, where they were all immortal. Except for Seath, the scaleless, legless albino dragon. He was mocked によって his brothers for the color of his skin. So, naturally, he was so PO’d, that he wanted to do whatever he could to kill all of his brothers, because why not. So, after searching forever, he was able to find three lords. Gravelord Nito, a giant dead guy made of a million other dead guys who was responsible for the diseases in Lordran (Thanks for the herpes, prick), The Witch of Izalith, a women with a whole lot of children and was up...
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上, ページのトップへ 49 Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker Islands (Least お気に入り to Favorite)

49: Tingle Island
48: North 三角形 Island
47: East 三角形 Island
46: South 三角形 Island
45: 星, つ星 ベルト Archipelago
44: Crescent Moon Island
43: Five-Star Isles
42: Horseshoe Island
41: 星, つ星 Island
40: Seven-Star Isles
39: Mother and Child Isles
38: Greatfish Isle
37: Ice Ring Isle
36: Southern Fairy Island
35: North Fairy Island
34: West Fairy Island
33: East Fairy Isle
32: Thorned Fairy Island
31: Two-Eye Reef
30: Four-Eye Reef
29: Three-Eye Isle
28: Six-Eye Reef
27: Five Eye Reef
26: Cyclops Reef
25: Angular Island
24: Spectacle Isle
23:...
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From the movie Hot Rods To Hell. The band is really great.
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音楽
the
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We all have those animated 映画 that we can't help but 愛 SO much. Whether it's for the music, animation, comedy, または even personal reasons in general, あなた can't help but push the replay button 50,000 times and never get tired of it.

And that's what this 一覧 is about! Every 日 (Or two) I'll be posting another part to this list, so keep that in mind while あなた read this!

Sit down, relax, and get out your soda! Because WE ARE COUNTING DOWN..........

My 上, ページのトップへ 10 お気に入り Animated Films!

#10. The Road To El Dorado (Dreamworks, 2000)

This is a perfect example of a movie that just doesn't get as much...
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Okay, so I finally found a fanfic that doesn't have rape, pedophilia, bestiality, incest, または self-harm...... That doesn't mean the fanfic is good. The fanfic is called Kill the Killers.
It starts with all sorts of creepy パスタ characters. So, it shows Jeff the Killer, Jane the Killer, and Slenderman 読書 horrible fanfics about them. And I admit, these are some god awful fanfics they wrote. How appropriate. Bad fanfics in a bad fanfic. So, each killer goes to teach the authors a lesson.
Jane goes and ties up the 作者 of one fanfic and shoves buttons of a keyboard into her throat. Once that's...
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School Days.......... There is no intro. Lets just get this over with
(Warning. This 記事 contains spoilers)
Now, I want to start off によって saying that School Days is the worst アニメ I have ever seen. Let me repeat that. THE WORST アニメ I HAVE EVER FUCKING SEEN!!! Its like someone got a hold of some awful fanfiction and turned it into an anime. So, lets start. This whole アニメ is based off our main character, Dickhead Fuckface..... Oh, sorry, I mean Makoto.... AKA Dickhead Fuckface. Incase your wondering why I'm saying this, well its simple. I fucking hate Makoto. He is like David from The Pokemon...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. This time, well be talking about the 上, ページのトップへ game on the XBox. 任天堂 consoles have Mario and プレイステーション has Nathan Drake. So, what does XBox have.... Master Cheif that's who, from the Halo game. The Halo series is an FPS game. Oh boy.... Actually, it's a pretty good FPS. Most FPS's are just "Hey, here's a guy shoot him. Hide behind cover. Wait for dumb 尻, お尻 soldier to pop his head out and shoot him. Get to a part where あなた have to die for story reasons so あなた can say "WHAT WAS THE FUCKING POINT"!!! No, none of that is in Halo. Halo actually has a great...
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