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Now, after I made my 上, ページのトップへ Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot もっと見る lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many もっと見る lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

 Kazooie
Kazooie


#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the もっと見る nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character あなた meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th ウォール もっと見る times than a Sgt. Frog episode, によって stating that a boss is about to appear because the 音楽 changes. It’s just hilarious. Then again, if あなた had to be in a bears backpack all your life, of course you’d be as rude as Kazooie.

 New Destroyman
New Destroyman


#9: New Destroyman from No もっと見る ヒーローズ 2 - There’s two of this guy, and it is fucking amazing. NEXT!

 Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and Kreese Kreeley
Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and Kreese Kreeley


#8: Howard “Buckshot” Holmes and Kreese Kreeley from Madworld - Oh, my god. These guys are just hilarious in every sense of the word. Sure, they may never appear once in the entire game, but they are just so goddamn amusing, it is hard to not 愛 their comments. Every time someone gets impaled, decapitated, または sliced in half, these guys need to make a joke about their deaths. And, no matter how hard あなた try, it is always funny. They also have to talk about their own problems. One of them having a drug problem, as well as having multiple injuries after competing in Deathwatch, and the other getting a divorce and just talking about his ex-wife cheating on him with everyone. It’s just so goddamn funny, and I really hope these guys return if they make a Madworld 2. COME ON, SEGA! WE’RE WAITING

 Johnny Gat
Johnny Gat


#7: Johnny Gat from Saints Row - This guy is the textbook definition of sadist. All of his plans consist of killing hundreds of people, and he isn’t afraid to tell them. Hell, one of the characters actually says his only plans are to get a sledgehammer and hit as many people as possible with it. He also has a hard time deciding which weapon he is going to use for each job. And, everytime he does, it’s fucking comedy gold. He treats all these crimes like its his goddamn job, and it is fantastic to see how this unfolds. I’m just glad they brought him back for Saints Row VI… even if he was brought back in the stupidest way possible

 Francis
Francis


#6: Francis from Left 4 Dead - Now, whenever あなた think of a zombie outbreak, do あなた think of a guy who is always insulting others while talking about the very thing he hates. Well, that’s Francis for you. Sure, I could have put Nick from Left 4 Dead 2 here, but Francis is even worse, but in a good way. He is always talking about the things he hates, even though he needs to do it. And, he is always happy to shoot any Infected. I swear, he gets a joy ride out of the outbreak. Kinda messed up when あなた think about it

 Dr. Cunningham
Dr. Cunningham


#5: Dr. Cunningham from Trauma Team - Now, doctors are always trying to stay focused, so they can save peoples lives. Not Dr. Cunningham. He is always making smartass コメント to everyone in the hospital. Hell, even after he got a divorce and his wife took their son, he just shrugs it off and keeps making smartass comments. He’ll go from mocking one of his co-workers friends, to tearing up an invitation because it wasn’t something that interested him. If this is what doctors in hospitals are like, I should get diseases もっと見る often. At least I’ll get a laugh out of it

 Trevor Philips
Trevor Philips


#4: Trevor Phillips from Grand Theft Auto V - Now, even though Michael was on my last list, I completely forgot that Trevor easily takes first place on the biggest douchebag of the Grand Theft Auto series. He is a massive drunk, drug pusher, drug dealer, thief, robber, murderer, possible cannibal, and a bunch of other messed up shit. And, he actually accepts these things and is glad to have these sort of things. He knows he’s fucked up and he loves it. My god, Rockstar must have had a lot of fun when they were making this guy

 Godot
Godot


#3: Godot from Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations - Yeah, this guy was bound to be here. And how not. Godot is a man who really hates Phoenix because of something Phoenix failed to do, and always calls him Phoenix Trite. He also always refers to everyone in insulting ways. Even going so far as to insult Phoenix’s hair style. Not to mention, he treats coffee like its a fucking religion. I’m not kidding. He drinks sixteen cups each case, he always talks about how a situation is like coffee, and he actually tosses it in Phoenix’s face. It’s fucking hilarious. I just hope we see him in もっと見る ga-- Oh, right…. we won’t…… NEVERMIND

 Hades
Hades


#2: Hades from Kid Icarus - Now, what is the best way to describe Hades. Simple. A FUCKING TROLL! He always comes at the worst possible times just to insult Pit and mention how dumb he is. It’s so goddamn funny. Hell, he actually gives off a fucking Troll Face at one point in the game. How funny is that. And, not only does he insult Pit, but he also comes back as the final boss, because, hell, he knows that he is the true main villain of the game, and he isn’t afraid to fuck up the 4th ウォール to prove it. But, he still didn’t make number one

 Deadpool
Deadpool


#1: Deadpool from Deadpool - WAIT! Deadpool isn’t a video game character. He’s a comic book character. True, but, this is my list. And he has a game about him. So, SHUT IT! Deadpool could easily be described as the most insane character ever. Yes, even もっと見る then Pinkie Pie. AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING! He is always constantly breaking the 4th wall, pretty much annihilating it. He is always wanting to kill villains, whether によって cutting them up または shooting them like crazy. He doesn’t give a shit. He just goes around and does whatever he wants. And, goddamn, it’s hilarious. He’s insane. He’s selfish. He’s a pervert. He’s a sociopath. He’s DEFINITELY as psychopath. And he is the greatest video game douchebag ever

Well, there あなた go. Did あなた like the 一覧 at all. Tell me what あなた think. With that, I will see あなた all 次 time.
DANIEL CROSS:
I don't know. Whaaaat they did with Black flag, but this was the REAL Assasin's creed games. After Desmond's sacrifice. Nothing was the same.
But anyway.
Cross.. If there was ever a tragic story. It'll be cross's.. He betrayed everyone he loved. And it wasn't even his fault. The Templars fucked him up beound prepare. And he literary can't control himself..


THE GOVERNOR:
I know, he's the worst of the worst.. But there was always something about him, that seemed. Sad. Like there was still hope for him.. But. When he gets the chance for piece, he deni's Ricks offer for peace and murders hershel, despite his best effects of redeeming.. It just. Makes me feel depressed, I was voting for him.


TRIXIE:
Yeah.. I known what your gonna say. But she's cute. That's enough for me.


虹 DASH/Rocket to insanity:
She all was fucked up. How can あなた blaim her when her mind is completely broken, and she isn't even 'her' anymore...
Makar: And a one and a two and a- Fucky fucky fuck fucky fuck fuck fucky fuck fucky fucky fuck fucky fuck
Link: Hey, Makar
Makar: What the fuck are あなた doing back here
Link: Well, my sidekick 発言しました the 次 sage was a small man who uses a lot of profanity. And that lead me to you. あなた are small and あなた do swear a lot. So lets go
Makar: Why should I
Link: Because if あなた don't, I'll kick your adorable 尻, お尻 all over this place
Makar: I'd like あなた try

Makar: (Has bloody nose) I hate you

King of Red Lions: Well, here it is. The Wind Temple. Be careful あなた two. God only knows what goes on in there
Link: Oh...
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(Nick, Cody, Alice, and Cory in car driving through city)
Nick: Cory, did あなた find out where that call came from yet
Cory: Not yet, but I'm working on it
Nick: Well, hurry, that guy could be anywh--- Fuck me
Alice: What? Nick, is it really the time for that
Nick: No (Points) Fuck me
(Everyone looks at a giant 火災, 火 in Central Park)
Cody: Fuck me is right
Cory: Hey, it looks like the call came from here
Nick: Good, あなた guys go ahead and head back home. Me and Cody are going to 表示する this asshole what for. (Gets out of car and walks to trunk) (Opens トランク and takes out handgun, shotgun, sub machine gun,...
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When it comes to video games, we all have many, many, many different opinions… And some of those opinions may just get あなた castrated and hunted like some filthy animal for sport… what I’m trying to say is that there are some opinions that are not so 人気 in the gaming community, and those opinions could lead to some… disagreements within 発言しました community. I don’t see myself as having so much opposite opinions, but the ones that I do have are… pretty opposing compared to what is the usual opinions I see. So, before I pretty much write my suicide note, I would like to give a few...
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(Hey there! Welcome to a new story that I'm making named Network 999. I'm making this myself right now and it's going to be quite a long story!

The characters in this will be based on フレンズ of mine on Fanpop, so that's going to be pretty fun. Also, this is going to be my very first official fan-fiction series, so that's ALSO exciting!

I hope あなた guys enjoy it, I know I will. XD)

It is the 年 2087, and technology nowadays is extremely advanced, being able to do what used to be very difficult tasks with ridiculous ease.

The Internet (called Network 999 in this world) is also even もっと見る powerful...
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When it comes to horror, my お気に入り thing about it are the monsters. They make something so much もっと見る creepy. It could be キャンディー Land of all things. If a Silent Hill-like creature was put in there, it would make it so much もっと見る disturbing. These monsters can be anything from aliens that traverse space, demonic hellspawns, manifestations of human atrocities and selfish emotions, and more. But, what is it about monsters in horror that makes them scary. Why do people find things like the Alien franchise scary, または consider Silent 丘, ヒル as one of the best horror games ever? Well, let’s take a look...
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Swagmaster, and Chris must stop a ninja.
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Some time during middle school, my parents got into this really bad fight. So bad, that my dad left and went to Middletown, または as I like to call it, A piece of the worst part of New York, and my mother, along with my and my siblings, went with our mother to our grandmother’s house. She lived in a big three story house, with a whole bunch of space. However, she was usually grumpy, always getting mad at the smallest things. Like whenever I played Pokemon Black and White too much on my DS. I would play that game like crazy, even at the ディナー table, and then my grandma would go on about “Back...
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Now, what is an overworld? Well, it is a place where the player can explore to his または her full extent. It is something where あなた can just hang out instead of progressing the games story. So, I decided to make a 一覧 of my ten personal お気に入り overworlds in games. Note, this is my list, so sorry if there is an overworld that あなた wanted to see that wasn’t here. Now, with that said, lets start the list

 Fortune City
Fortune City


#10: Fortune City - Now, this is lower, since it is a LOT smaller than the later entries on the list, but I still had to put it on this 一覧 for fun. Now, Fortune City is a town...
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Now, video games have a lot of thieves. However, what no one told あなた was that video games have a lot of thieves THAT SUCK! So, today, I want to talk about the 上, ページのトップへ 5 Worst Thieves in Video Games. Note that these have to be thieves. They can’t have committed any other crimes. So, the guys from GTA are all out. Now, with that, lets start the list

 Team Rocket
Team Rocket


#5: Team Rocket from Pokemon - Now, I know what you’re thinking. “Wait, this is the anime. I thought we were talking about video games”. Well, Pokemon is based off a video game, plus this is my list, so I’m counting them. Team...
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Sullivan: (Waits for plane)
Chuck: So, Sullivan, あなた were behind this the whole time
Sullivan: That's right, Chuck. I started the outbreak. We need Queens to make Zombrex. Without it, we would lose our most important people
Chuck: No, I was talking about leaving the toilet シート, 座席 open. あなた were the one who did that
Sullivan: ............. Yes
Chuck: Now your gonna pay (Fights Sullivan)
Sullivan: Man, he is still an idiot (Fights back)
(After a deadly fight)
Chuck: (Falls on his face)
Sullivan: Well, it looks like あなた lost, Chuck. Face it. We're the good guys. Not you
Chuck: Oh, really. Well, it looks like...
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Oh, Pokemon. It was one of the things I loved so much in my childhood other then Zelda. IT has its own games, toys, trading cards, TV shows, manga, and, in this case, ファン fictions. This 表示する had ロスト of fanfictions. Some good like No Antidote, the Pokemon Rebellion, and The Midsummer Knight's Dream. Then there was the bad ones like Pokemon Ultiment (Yes the spelling of Ultimate was messed up on purpose. That's how its spelled) Forever Mine, and Darkest Night........ Then..... There's The Pokemon Story.
This has to be, without a doubt, the worst fanfic I have ever read. Worse then Trixie's Funhouse....
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Man, I am just pumping these 記事 out today. Must be that sweatshop ambition. I don’t have a lot of arcade games that I am super fond of. Not that I hate them または anything, it’s just that most of my experiences in arcades were playing the original Mortal Kombat, 通り, ストリート Fighter II and Third Strike, and 鉄拳 3. So yeah, most of them were just fighting games. Those joysticks just work so well with fighting games. But one arcade game that caught my interest was one game によって Sega, known as Crazy Taxi.
Okay, first off, I never actually got the chance to play Crazy Taxi in arcades. I...
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