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Now, after I made my 上, ページのトップへ Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot もっと見る lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many もっと見る lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

 Kazooie
Kazooie


#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the もっと見る nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character あなた meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th ウォール もっと見る times than a Sgt. Frog episode, によって stating that a boss is about to appear because the 音楽 changes. It’s just hilarious. Then again, if あなた had to be in a bears backpack all your life, of course you’d be as rude as Kazooie.

 New Destroyman
New Destroyman


#9: New Destroyman from No もっと見る ヒーローズ 2 - There’s two of this guy, and it is fucking amazing. NEXT!

 Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and Kreese Kreeley
Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and Kreese Kreeley


#8: Howard “Buckshot” Holmes and Kreese Kreeley from Madworld - Oh, my god. These guys are just hilarious in every sense of the word. Sure, they may never appear once in the entire game, but they are just so goddamn amusing, it is hard to not 愛 their comments. Every time someone gets impaled, decapitated, または sliced in half, these guys need to make a joke about their deaths. And, no matter how hard あなた try, it is always funny. They also have to talk about their own problems. One of them having a drug problem, as well as having multiple injuries after competing in Deathwatch, and the other getting a divorce and just talking about his ex-wife cheating on him with everyone. It’s just so goddamn funny, and I really hope these guys return if they make a Madworld 2. COME ON, SEGA! WE’RE WAITING

 Johnny Gat
Johnny Gat


#7: Johnny Gat from Saints Row - This guy is the textbook definition of sadist. All of his plans consist of killing hundreds of people, and he isn’t afraid to tell them. Hell, one of the characters actually says his only plans are to get a sledgehammer and hit as many people as possible with it. He also has a hard time deciding which weapon he is going to use for each job. And, everytime he does, it’s fucking comedy gold. He treats all these crimes like its his goddamn job, and it is fantastic to see how this unfolds. I’m just glad they brought him back for Saints Row VI… even if he was brought back in the stupidest way possible

 Francis
Francis


#6: Francis from Left 4 Dead - Now, whenever あなた think of a zombie outbreak, do あなた think of a guy who is always insulting others while talking about the very thing he hates. Well, that’s Francis for you. Sure, I could have put Nick from Left 4 Dead 2 here, but Francis is even worse, but in a good way. He is always talking about the things he hates, even though he needs to do it. And, he is always happy to shoot any Infected. I swear, he gets a joy ride out of the outbreak. Kinda messed up when あなた think about it

 Dr. Cunningham
Dr. Cunningham


#5: Dr. Cunningham from Trauma Team - Now, doctors are always trying to stay focused, so they can save peoples lives. Not Dr. Cunningham. He is always making smartass コメント to everyone in the hospital. Hell, even after he got a divorce and his wife took their son, he just shrugs it off and keeps making smartass comments. He’ll go from mocking one of his co-workers friends, to tearing up an invitation because it wasn’t something that interested him. If this is what doctors in hospitals are like, I should get diseases もっと見る often. At least I’ll get a laugh out of it

 Trevor Philips
Trevor Philips


#4: Trevor Phillips from Grand Theft Auto V - Now, even though Michael was on my last list, I completely forgot that Trevor easily takes first place on the biggest douchebag of the Grand Theft Auto series. He is a massive drunk, drug pusher, drug dealer, thief, robber, murderer, possible cannibal, and a bunch of other messed up shit. And, he actually accepts these things and is glad to have these sort of things. He knows he’s fucked up and he loves it. My god, Rockstar must have had a lot of fun when they were making this guy

 Godot
Godot


#3: Godot from Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations - Yeah, this guy was bound to be here. And how not. Godot is a man who really hates Phoenix because of something Phoenix failed to do, and always calls him Phoenix Trite. He also always refers to everyone in insulting ways. Even going so far as to insult Phoenix’s hair style. Not to mention, he treats coffee like its a fucking religion. I’m not kidding. He drinks sixteen cups each case, he always talks about how a situation is like coffee, and he actually tosses it in Phoenix’s face. It’s fucking hilarious. I just hope we see him in もっと見る ga-- Oh, right…. we won’t…… NEVERMIND

 Hades
Hades


#2: Hades from Kid Icarus - Now, what is the best way to describe Hades. Simple. A FUCKING TROLL! He always comes at the worst possible times just to insult Pit and mention how dumb he is. It’s so goddamn funny. Hell, he actually gives off a fucking Troll Face at one point in the game. How funny is that. And, not only does he insult Pit, but he also comes back as the final boss, because, hell, he knows that he is the true main villain of the game, and he isn’t afraid to fuck up the 4th ウォール to prove it. But, he still didn’t make number one

 Deadpool
Deadpool


#1: Deadpool from Deadpool - WAIT! Deadpool isn’t a video game character. He’s a comic book character. True, but, this is my list. And he has a game about him. So, SHUT IT! Deadpool could easily be described as the most insane character ever. Yes, even もっと見る then Pinkie Pie. AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING! He is always constantly breaking the 4th wall, pretty much annihilating it. He is always wanting to kill villains, whether によって cutting them up または shooting them like crazy. He doesn’t give a shit. He just goes around and does whatever he wants. And, goddamn, it’s hilarious. He’s insane. He’s selfish. He’s a pervert. He’s a sociopath. He’s DEFINITELY as psychopath. And he is the greatest video game douchebag ever

Well, there あなた go. Did あなた like the 一覧 at all. Tell me what あなた think. With that, I will see あなた all 次 time.
posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: Okay, Professor, I think I’ll take a Charmande-
Gary: I WANT A SQUIRTLE
Wind: Okay, nevermind. I’ll take a Baulbasua-
Gary: I WANT THE CHARMANDER
Wind: Screw it, give me a Squirtl-
Gary: I WANT THE BULBASAUR!
Wind: Okay, あなた know what, screw it. I’ll just buy a Pokeball and find some ランダム Pokemon in the 草 または something (Leaves)

Little Girl: Hey, あなた looked at me funny
Wind: Well, duh. You’re a spoiled brat who thinks she owns the whole dirt road. I’m obviously not gonna look at あなた like you’re a human being with rights
Little Girl: I challenge あなた to a battle
Wind: Um… Okay (Enters...
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So, I want to talk about an amazing アニメ that has so many fans. I watched it, and I can see why people like it so much… BUT, although I do like it… It has its problems. That アニメ is Death Note.
Now, Death Note is an アニメ that is about a school student named Light Yagami, who finds a dangerous book called the Death Note, which gives him the ability to kill anyone whose name is written in the book. This then leads him to create a new world order and kill all the worlds criminals, but he is then being hunted down によって the police and L, the worlds greatest detective, but always manages to stay...
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BACKSTORY:
As I said. This is based off the first story I EVER made, originally written in the time Call of Duty 3 came out (2006).
And it's inspired によって the game.. Epically the character, Sgt Eric Rock, who was originally based off Call of Duty 3's character Sgt Frank MucCullin.


FIVE YEARS AGO,

Nazi's had attacked and destroyed a village, Thomas James カラス was the only lone survivor. He witnessed the town being destroyed and Nazi's killing the villagers including his parents, who were killed によって one particular Nazi named LT Hassan, a cold hearted man, who has a large black mustache (what looks...
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Come little children
Come with me.
I’ll take あなた to a land
Of fantasy
Please little children
Don’t あなた cry
Hypno wouldn’t even
Hurt a fly
Please little children
Don’t あなた squirm
These ropes, I know
Will hold あなた firm
I know I said
This isn’t true.
But sadly,
Hypno lied to you
Now, little children
あなた weren’t clever
Now you’re trapped with me
Forever…
And then the police broke in, beat me up, and arrested me on several accounts of attempted pedophilia. I guess I should have tied them up in a cave instead of a big white バン with キャンディー in the back
Our protagonist.... named "Boy", because his parents never loved him, was looking through the assortment of treasure (And によって treasure, I mean a bunch of garbage not even a homeless man would want) at a yard sale. Suddenly, he found a カートリッジ lying on the 表, テーブル written in black marker "Majora's Mask". Since Boy has not played Majora's Mask in ages, he decided to buy the game from the old man which looked 90% like a serial killer and 10% a pedophile.
"How much does this game cost?, 発言しました Boy.
The Old Man stroked his moustache, because he really liked to do that, and said, "Oh, it's free".
Boy,...
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Link: Hey, look, its an eskimo
Zunari: Hello
Link: Let me guess. Your crazy as shit too. What's your story. あなた live in a fucking freezer.
Zunari: Not really. When あなた look at all the psychopaths and idiots in this city, someone has to have some sanity
Link: Oh, okay. So, what's wrong with you
Zunari: Well, あなた see, I have this 安全, 安全です here, but, every time I close the store at night, someone always comes here and steals from me. It's maddening.
Link: so, wait, あなた just have this big 尻, お尻 安全, 安全です lying in the open of your office, and pretty much anyone can steal it
Zunari: Well, yes, that's exactly it
Link:...
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Chuck: (Sits in chair)
TK: Hey, Chuck, guess what. I have your daughter and Stacey
Chuck: Ha, jokes on you, she's invisible
Katey: Dad, seriously, help us
Chuck: You'll never find her
Katey: Dad, please help us
Chuck: She will never fall for your tricks
Katey: .................. I'm invisible
Chuck: Oh my god, there in trouble. I gotta save them (Runs off)
(Later, in Arena)
Chuck: Now, where are the-
TK: (Tazzes him) Now how does that feel
Chuck: AHHH I LIKE PIE
TK: Hm (Tazzes him some more)
(Later)
Chuck: (Wakes up, hanging from rope) Oh, man, all the blood is rushing to my head
Katey: Dad, help
Stacey: Please,...
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Anchorman: And so, it is proven that, after zombies entered the bunker, there are no survivors left in fortune city. The military has ordered a firebombing later today. So, for those of あなた outside the city, あなた better enjoy the view while it lasts. I mean those bombs will do some fucked up shit to that place. I'm mean its gonna fuck that place up......... Now for sports.
Chuck: Dear god....... I think I left the water running at home.
Stacey: I can't believe were gonna die.
Sullivan: I know. I'm gonna die... With あなた assholes. I would rather have suffocated to death in shit, then die in a bunker...
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Hello everyone, and today, I thought since I did a 上, ページのトップへ ten お気に入り アニメ list, I should do a 上, ページのトップへ ten most hated. Now, what are some of the worst アニメ I have ever seen. Well, lets find out. (Nite, I have only seen three bad animes, so I looked online to find some bad ones. Just to let あなた guys know)

10: Midori Days - Now, this is an アニメ that just has a stupid concept. It is about a gangster who can't get a girlfriend, until one day, his goddamn hand turns into a cute girl.... Just... What. I would have let this slide if it weren't for the stupid characters and cheesy plot. Sure, it is a romantic...
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???: what is the status?

Guy: I got a extra life!

???: ... anything on the war?

Dex: we're back! with only fatal wounds!

???: Henry! what did they say?

Henry: they would support us

???: oh thank god! we must prepare for are attack then...

Dex: あなた know, this is slightly less of a hellhole than Germany...

Henry: not true... ロンドン and a few cities around it are the only places that are not burned to the ground または in chaos

Dex: well fuc*

Henry: until he surrenders the world is another hell

???: then we will stomp Dominic into a bloody pulp til he does surrenders!

Henry: God save the queen!

Dex: God save the world...
Remember my old Dead Rising psychopath ranking and how… Utterly awful it was? Well, I think now is a time to remake that list, and hopefully, make it better than the last one. So, in case あなた couldn’t tell, I am going to talk about the Dead Rising bosses, the psychopaths. Aside from the zombies, and the endless amount of survivors あなた need to escort, psychopaths are what make up the Dead Rising games. They the kinds of people あなた wouldn’t want to run into in real life and あなた definitely don’t want to run into when there is an outbreak. They are relentless, violent, and have no qualms...
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Okay, let’s just get the most controversial opinion out of the way. Let’s talk about the biggest horror game franchise of this year, and maybe even of all time, also being the video game franchise that I… well… How do I put this… I don’t like Five Nights at Freddy’s
(And thus, Wind was never heard from again. They say his screams as the ファン tore him apart could still be heard in his house to this very day)
Yeah, just saying that I don’t like this game is like a black man at a Klan meeting. あなた don’t do it unless you're suicidal. So, why am I doing it then? Because somebody...
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Video game characters. Let me tell you, there are quite a lot out there who everyone hates for good reason. I already did a whole 一覧 about my hated ones. They are all hated for being horribly uncreative, terrible to be around, または just 全体, 全体的です douchebags. But, what about those video game characters that あなた feel gets a lot of undeserved hate. I mean, there are just some of those video game character that I see get so much hate, yet, I wonder, what is so bad about them. So, today, we will be looking at ten overhated video game characters. Rules, as usual. Only games that I have played, and...
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Dear God. It seems that, no matter what fanfic I read, in some way または another I find disgusting, immature sex または rape or, fuck, both. And, it's no different in Lara Croft on Cannibal Island.
We instantly start with Lara in a cage in the middle of a tribe of cannibals... Okay, before we continue, I'd like to point out that the fanfic is called Lara Croft on Cannibal Island, but not Lara Croft Escapes from Cannibal Island.... あなた see where this is going, don't you. So, once she is presented to the tribe leader, she gets forced to drink.... I don't even know. Once she does, though, she then gets...
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Okay, so what the hell is this all about? Well, this is PS2 Cents, but where I talk about games in a shorter quantity. Basically, shorter, もっと見る condensed reviews but あなた get five games reviewed. This is basically for games I had very little to talk about, did not finish due to reasons, または didn’t want to finish because the game was hot garbage. I dunno. This helps get reviews out faster and allows me to focus on the bigger reviews. We’ll start in alphabetical order and work our way from there. Starting with…

Airblade



Okay, so let me start out によって saying this. This game is already infinitely...
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Welcome to 愛 & Death Corporated, where our モットー is “You Only Live Once”. What is 愛 & Death Co. あなた ask? Well, our job is to simple. Are あなた familiar with death? Yes, it is a scary concept, no doubt about that, but death is not always the end of things. When あなた die, darkness doesn’t await you. Depending on your soul in life, あなた could be deemed a good noodle and go into paradise, but if あなた are a bad egg, あなた will be thrown into the underworld. But, sometimes, just sometimes, there are runaway souls. When a person refuses to die, despite their time coming to an end, they...
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Have あなた ever heard of the legendary ラーメン Noodle truck? The only way to get a taste is to catch up with it. Enter 次 A-Class, a surprisingly flashy and fun little time considering it is literally a six-minute Japanese car advertisement made in 2012. Despite how short it is, however, the adrenaline rush you'll get watching this アニメ short is nothing short of thrilling.

By and large the best part of this short is the animation. You'd think it wouldn't have much effort put into it, but によって lord Frith himself, is this a damn good looking Original Net Animation. The amount of detail and effort...
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I am aware I am super late when it comes to talking about this movie, but I felt like that, now that I have analysed it, anal-ized it, and pretty much picked out everything about this film, I feel like now is the perfect time to discuss this film and see what it’s worth is. So with that being said, let’s talk about Spielberg



In the 最近 years, Steven Spielberg has been seen as an old coot who can’t make it with the times, hides all his bad 書く behind a ton of CGI, and just some guy who should probably retire with all of his money and 登録する the ranks of washed up directors like...
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あなた know, at this point, I don’t know why I bothered randomizing the 映画 for this whole event. But hey, at least I’m actually reviewing something rather than letting it all fall behind. So with that said, today we are talking about a rather unique film. One that is so strange, so niche, and yet, is probably one of the greatest horror films I’ve seen recently. It’s so good, it was actually an inspiration for the Silent 丘, ヒル franchise, one of my favorites. So let’s gush- I mean review the 1990 classic, Jacob’s Ladder



The film follows Jacob Singer, a postal worker in 1975 and...
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