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Now, after I made my 上, ページのトップへ Ten Lovable Douchebags list, I noticed something. There are a lot もっと見る lovable douchebags out there. So, I wanna talk about the many もっと見る lovable douchebags in gaming. First off, the obvious. Only one game per franchise, and they can not be villains, just people who would be jerks in real life. Now, lets start the list

 Kazooie
Kazooie


#10: Kazooie from Banjo-Kazooie - Now, this has to be one of the もっと見る nostalgic characters on this list. Kazooie is Banjo’s sidekick who is always making fun of every character あなた meet. And, hell, she’ll even break the 4th ウォール もっと見る times than a Sgt. Frog episode, によって stating that a boss is about to appear because the 音楽 changes. It’s just hilarious. Then again, if あなた had to be in a bears backpack all your life, of course you’d be as rude as Kazooie.

 New Destroyman
New Destroyman


#9: New Destroyman from No もっと見る ヒーローズ 2 - There’s two of this guy, and it is fucking amazing. NEXT!

 Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and Kreese Kreeley
Howard "Buckshot" Holmes and Kreese Kreeley


#8: Howard “Buckshot” Holmes and Kreese Kreeley from Madworld - Oh, my god. These guys are just hilarious in every sense of the word. Sure, they may never appear once in the entire game, but they are just so goddamn amusing, it is hard to not 愛 their comments. Every time someone gets impaled, decapitated, または sliced in half, these guys need to make a joke about their deaths. And, no matter how hard あなた try, it is always funny. They also have to talk about their own problems. One of them having a drug problem, as well as having multiple injuries after competing in Deathwatch, and the other getting a divorce and just talking about his ex-wife cheating on him with everyone. It’s just so goddamn funny, and I really hope these guys return if they make a Madworld 2. COME ON, SEGA! WE’RE WAITING

 Johnny Gat
Johnny Gat


#7: Johnny Gat from Saints Row - This guy is the textbook definition of sadist. All of his plans consist of killing hundreds of people, and he isn’t afraid to tell them. Hell, one of the characters actually says his only plans are to get a sledgehammer and hit as many people as possible with it. He also has a hard time deciding which weapon he is going to use for each job. And, everytime he does, it’s fucking comedy gold. He treats all these crimes like its his goddamn job, and it is fantastic to see how this unfolds. I’m just glad they brought him back for Saints Row VI… even if he was brought back in the stupidest way possible

 Francis
Francis


#6: Francis from Left 4 Dead - Now, whenever あなた think of a zombie outbreak, do あなた think of a guy who is always insulting others while talking about the very thing he hates. Well, that’s Francis for you. Sure, I could have put Nick from Left 4 Dead 2 here, but Francis is even worse, but in a good way. He is always talking about the things he hates, even though he needs to do it. And, he is always happy to shoot any Infected. I swear, he gets a joy ride out of the outbreak. Kinda messed up when あなた think about it

 Dr. Cunningham
Dr. Cunningham


#5: Dr. Cunningham from Trauma Team - Now, doctors are always trying to stay focused, so they can save peoples lives. Not Dr. Cunningham. He is always making smartass コメント to everyone in the hospital. Hell, even after he got a divorce and his wife took their son, he just shrugs it off and keeps making smartass comments. He’ll go from mocking one of his co-workers friends, to tearing up an invitation because it wasn’t something that interested him. If this is what doctors in hospitals are like, I should get diseases もっと見る often. At least I’ll get a laugh out of it

 Trevor Philips
Trevor Philips


#4: Trevor Phillips from Grand Theft Auto V - Now, even though Michael was on my last list, I completely forgot that Trevor easily takes first place on the biggest douchebag of the Grand Theft Auto series. He is a massive drunk, drug pusher, drug dealer, thief, robber, murderer, possible cannibal, and a bunch of other messed up shit. And, he actually accepts these things and is glad to have these sort of things. He knows he’s fucked up and he loves it. My god, Rockstar must have had a lot of fun when they were making this guy

 Godot
Godot


#3: Godot from Phoenix Wright: Trials and Tribulations - Yeah, this guy was bound to be here. And how not. Godot is a man who really hates Phoenix because of something Phoenix failed to do, and always calls him Phoenix Trite. He also always refers to everyone in insulting ways. Even going so far as to insult Phoenix’s hair style. Not to mention, he treats coffee like its a fucking religion. I’m not kidding. He drinks sixteen cups each case, he always talks about how a situation is like coffee, and he actually tosses it in Phoenix’s face. It’s fucking hilarious. I just hope we see him in もっと見る ga-- Oh, right…. we won’t…… NEVERMIND

 Hades
Hades


#2: Hades from Kid Icarus - Now, what is the best way to describe Hades. Simple. A FUCKING TROLL! He always comes at the worst possible times just to insult Pit and mention how dumb he is. It’s so goddamn funny. Hell, he actually gives off a fucking Troll Face at one point in the game. How funny is that. And, not only does he insult Pit, but he also comes back as the final boss, because, hell, he knows that he is the true main villain of the game, and he isn’t afraid to fuck up the 4th ウォール to prove it. But, he still didn’t make number one

 Deadpool
Deadpool


#1: Deadpool from Deadpool - WAIT! Deadpool isn’t a video game character. He’s a comic book character. True, but, this is my list. And he has a game about him. So, SHUT IT! Deadpool could easily be described as the most insane character ever. Yes, even もっと見る then Pinkie Pie. AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING! He is always constantly breaking the 4th wall, pretty much annihilating it. He is always wanting to kill villains, whether によって cutting them up または shooting them like crazy. He doesn’t give a shit. He just goes around and does whatever he wants. And, goddamn, it’s hilarious. He’s insane. He’s selfish. He’s a pervert. He’s a sociopath. He’s DEFINITELY as psychopath. And he is the greatest video game douchebag ever

Well, there あなた go. Did あなた like the 一覧 at all. Tell me what あなた think. With that, I will see あなた all 次 time.
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Wind: (Sitting at coffee ショップ with Cody) So, あなた think that homosexuals come from space
Cody: Well, how else do people just… become gay
Wind: Thinking it through mentally, maybe
Cody: Nah, that’s silly
(A large protest group walks down the street)
Cody: What’s that?
Wind: A protest, it seems. Let’s see if the cops start to beat them up (Heads out, and Cody follows)

Arnold: We can’t let this racism keep going
Wind: (Passes through the crowd) Get out of my way (Gets to the front of the crowd) Excuse me, but what the hell are あなた talking about
Arnold: Do あなた not see the racism around us. Blacks,...
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~Story~

Bishop, Rollen “Roll”, and Tiny Tom are all video game making novices, all wanting to make it big in the gaming industry. However, they lack any skill in creating a game. So, they decide to head to a place known as Glass Sky Hills, where they hope to meet a man known as The Prodigy, who has created several amazing games. When they find The Prodigy, they find him to be a high schooler just like them, named Maximilian, with his alias name being Max 1. Million, but asks the others to call him Maxwell. His 愛 for gaming completely blocks out his 愛 for other things, including people,...
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#10: ACT OF VALOR:
He liked Hardcore Henry.
So this movie is KIND of like that. It feels like a game of Call of Duty. I know he doesn't like call of duty. But how can he hate marines shooting the shit out of rapists and terrorists..


#9: ロンドン HAS FALLEN:
I can't wait to see this movie again.
I 愛 watching it and seeing how WRONG the reviewers are. I'm gonna remember this one for a LONG time..


#8: TOTAL RECALL:
He probably has. But if not.. It's Arnold, that's all he needs to know..


#7: BRAVEHEART:
He probably has though..


#6: PLATOON:
It'd pretty old. And he probably doesn't like charlie sheen....
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~Story~

In 1898, Westward Expansion is at an all time high, with people travelling to the inhabited west of the American country to strike it rich. An archeologist によって the name of Robert Grimley travelled to the west in 検索 of any ancient artifacts that he believed were undiscovered. As he was patrolling the landscape, he came across a band of slaughtered Native Americans, killed によって a group of bandits. After taking what he could from the bandit camp, he found a strange artifact in the shape of a skull. The artifact was known as Mictlantecuhtli, an artifact from an ancient Aztec temple cursed...
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This review is just a simple letter from a couple of 分 ago. I am posting this, because によって the time あなた read this, I will be completely insane. And for very good reasons. The reason for my unexpected madness comes from what has to be one of the worst creations ever made in the history of mankind. A creation so evil, that it can even break the most mentally strong. And this abomination that was allowed to walk the earth is none other than the travesty known as Sonichu.
Now, I am not going to be talking about the comics. Instead, I will focus on the character itself, which, honestly, is probably...
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Andjelija and huguenots escapes from king in the ボート Gouldsboro with Rescator and piratas. They goes to the American isle in the New World for beginning new life.
Tamo se rodilo dete od mlade hugenotkinje. Cudna primala joj je pomagala pri porodjaju koristivsi lekovite trave i dete bryo doslo na svet. Dete se rodilo u zoru. zena se zalila gospodja Manigault.
- Sta cemo ovde? Nema sluzavke i toplih plahta za moju devojcicu? Ne nije tako, ali nema veze. Andjelija se ljutila na nju da je bolje da bude srecna sto se dete rodilo na slobodi nego u tamnici gde je jos gora neimastina od te. Indijanci Medvedi ih napadali. Nastala panika, jurnjava, bezanja u zaklon, ranjavanja...
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Cut Purse

Being the proud leader of the Manehatten Mafia at the age of fourteen, he was 与えられた much power. He is a very calm headed man, but, he is also very sadistic, always wanting to kill his enemies himself in painful ways, such as forcing them to drink gasoline before lighting them on 火災, 火 from the inside, to cutting off pieces of their flesh and feeding it to his dog until they are just a skeleton. He is a merciless, and possibly psychotic, crime boss who is very well known in the criminal underworld, for his 人気 sales of rare drugs and deadly weapons. He had Master Sword work for him...
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 Cory
Cory
???: (Reads newspaper) How did these guys make money. I swear, they sure do know how to pull of a job

???: (REads newspaper) Huh... Hey, I only know one person who would hold a bomb to scare people. I thought I'd never meet him again.

???: I do see the car they drive. And I see the license plate

???: How do the police miss there license plate. Nevermind. The sooner I find those two, the better

Nick: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) (Opens cupboard) (Pulls out coffee beans) (Throws coffee beans in garbage) (Pulls out bottle of liqour and drinks it)
Cody: (Wakes up) (Goes to kitchen) Hey, where are the...
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 Cody's Car
Cody's Car
(Alarm Clock Rings)
Cody: Huh! What! (Turns off clock) (Gets up)
(Meanwhile at New York prison)
Nick: (Gets up)

Cody: (Goes to bathroom) (Brushes teeth with tooth brush)

Nick: (Brushes teeth) (Stomps on passingby rat) (Uses rats blood to wash out mouth)

Cody: (Sits on couch) (Turns on TV)

Nick: (Sits on bed) Where was I at yesterday....... Oh yeah, 32 bottles of ビール on the wall. 32 bottles of beer
Guard: Hey, Nick, its time
Nick: If its my execution time, I don't want あなた sticking that stuff in my body. Just give me a gun. I'll kill myself
Guard: No, actually, you've done your time
Nick: あなた shitting...
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I don’t know what it is, but I always enjoyed foggy environments. I mean sure, people have gotten into… もっと見る than one car accident in them, but they still fascinate me no matter what. It’s almost as fascinating to me as snow is (Trust me, that’s an upcoming list). Though, unlike snow, fog is used to give off something scary, depressing, または mysterious. And I freaking 愛 that. Hell, even making this list, it’s foggy right now. So, what better time to make a 一覧 about foggy environments. Now, some rules. Only from games that I have played, and only one per franchise, as usual. Also,...
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There are a lot of DLC, and if あなた are a true gamer, DLC is something あなた usually… don’t have high expectations for. They either sell あなた a bunch of worthless clothing and items for how they would be priced in real life, give あなた on disc DLC, または even force あなた to buy their DLC because they have the ending to a game held for ransom. Game companies usually use one of these horrible tactics, または hell, even all of them (Capcom), but what about the few exceptions. What about those guys who use DLC right, giving あなた a small game for half the price of the original game. That there is perfect DLC,...
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Hello everyone, and today, we will be talking about the meme known only as Zerg Rush. No, let us explain the history of Zerg Rush.
Now, the Zerg Rush started in the famous online strategy game called Starcraft. In it was an alien race known as Zerg. The Zerg was mostly known for their ability to mass produce very quickly. Before あなた knew it, they were swarming with them on the battle field. Zergs also used a specific attack called Rush. Rush was an attack that had them use there energy to rush at an enemy to get there quicker. So, when an online video was 投稿されました of it, the internet began to...
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The first one is a parody of Legend Of Zelda
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Hey, it’s Sonic…….. (Cough, cough). Yeah, if I were to shout Sonic back in the 90s, I’m sure everyone would have cheered like crazy. Nowadays, Sonic is just a shell of it’s former self, being the talk of worst games ever または cringe worthy ファン art. Blame it on the video game industry wanting to make a quick buck. Sonic has made so many terrible mistakes and lied so much, he might as well be a politician. Now, do I hate Sonic. No… well, not as much as most people. He had some good games back in his golden days, but those days are in the past now, and Sonic is making もっと見る mistakes than...
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~Story~

In London, 1927, a large set of crimes have taken place. However, a detective my the name of Montgomery Smith has been seen as one of the best detectives in London, solving cases that would seem impossible for anyone else. This is due to Smith being a paranormal detective, または a detective who solves crimes involving paranormal activity または black magic, as many people use those to commit different crimes. However, Smith is warned of a dangerous threat from an unknown masked thief simply known as Mask Man.

~Characters~

Montgomery Smith (Or Detective Smith)

A twenty six 年 old detective who...
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Wind: (At home, angry)
Hannah: (Walks in) Well, I was able to make some フレンズ at school
Wind: After being there for only a day?
Hannah: I guess I’m just that 人気
Wind: I don’t give a shit
Hannah: Oh, whatever. I’m just gonna go to Nicole’s house for a sleepover
Wind: Nicole? あなた mean Cody’s sister
Hannah: Yep. And if あなた try anything, I’ll kill あなた
Wind: Please, like I’d be interested in your dumb shit
(Later, that night)
Wind: (Reading book)
Cody: (Walks right in the house without knocking, along with James) Hey, fagstick, how’s it going
Wind: What is this, a fucking...
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When it comes to the 映画 made によって Rob Zombie, they’re kinda hit または miss for me. Some of them can be good, and others, like Halloween, can be the worst thing I’ve ever seen. So, naturally, when I heard of this one animated movie によって Rob Zombie, I was…. Interested, to say the least. Not sure if I wanted to watch it, but, I gave it a try. I decided to buy the movie off line, since the film was straight-to-video, and gave it a watch… And it was definitely a film that I enjoyed… kinda. So, let’s talk about the movie that few know as The Haunted World of El Superbeasto.



Now, I don’t...
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