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posted by McDreamyluva

Eat them...you know you want to

For nutritious sugar hit, embrace the dark side...

The best news we’ve heard all year: studies prove チョコレート is good for もっと見る than a broken heart. The secret behind its powerful punch: cacao. Packed with healthy flavonoids and the chemical theobromine (which widens blood vessels), this little 豆 is a disease-fighting bullet. The problem? Cacao is bitter, chalky and hardly palatable. Enter milk, sugar and バター – great for tastebuds, not so for health. Besides adding kilojoules, they dilute cacao’s benefits. So stick to チョコレート with at least 70 per cent cacao – または cocoa, which...

The Nut House Episode 15

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. あなた can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 15: Fireworks

Liam was in The Nut House having a hot dog, and french fries.

Kevin: *Walks in*
Liam: *Waving to Kevin*
Kevin: *Walks over to Liam* こんにちは Liam.
Liam: What's going on Kevin?
Kevin: I'd like to ask あなた a question. Have あなた ever seen the fireworks in Lambertville?...

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posted by aimikazeee

Niall’s pov: Ugh! Math class is so fucking boring! I dozed off for a bit, but I guess that was longer then I expected because I woke up to some body yelling my name. I opened my eyes and saw Mr.Styles starring at me. He 発言しました “Mr.Horan, please stay away during class! If あなた fall asleep again their will be,consequences.” I didn’t even pay attention to what he said. My focus was on the large bulge in his tight pants.

I smirked and licked my lips. I took my pen and started sucking on the tip making suggestive actions towards Mr.Styles. He walked over によって my 机, デスク and stood 次 to me. “Pay...

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how weird is this name ,leave a message then instant fame! :)

posted by shutyourface

my タイトル is my opinion so if あなた don't like it!!!!!
then leave a message
i am very lonely and would like people to be a ファン of me so i leave this message in peace

if your 読書 this i'm dead, または i'm just saying that so that your like it, but anyway after being attacked after my obsession with lady gaga people started to hurt me.hurt me in the heart, but they didn't care they thought it was funny.HAHA! but if your 読書 this ...........................................................................then あなた have been have won a special prize! no. if your 読書 this あなた have a ハート, 心 unlike those people who........who.......TEASED ME!
yours faithfully SHUTYOURFACE

PLEASE SUBSCIBE ALL OF THIS IS NOT TRUE BUT ITS RANDOM.random.rrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm!

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ランダム質問 to ask people

posted by randomgirl3000

1: Do あなた sleep with your closet doors open または closed?

2: Do あなた take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3: Do あなた sleep with your sheets tucked in または out?

4: Have あなた ever stolen a 通り, ストリート sign before?

5: Do あなた like to use post-it notes?

6: Do あなた cut out coupons but then never use them?

7: Would あなた rather be attacked によって a big くま, クマまたは a swarm of a bees?

8: Do あなた have freckles? partly, but they're hard to notice so not really.

9: Do あなた always smile for pictures?

14: Do あなた ever dance even if theres no 音楽 playing?

15: Do あなた chew your pens and pencils?

16: How many people...

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Funny names

posted by sakurahanazono

1) Ben Dover
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator

あなた could actually use these names as prank call names. If あなた want to prank call あなた could also say:

12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic

I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee

blah blah blah (apparently this 記事 was too short so I'mma post ランダム crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!

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Similarities between リンカーン and Kennedy

posted by someone_save_me

WEIRD similarities between リンカーン and Kennedy:

Abraham リンカーン was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham リンカーン was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.

Both wives ロスト their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday. (Gotta get down...)

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Both were succeeded によって Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

リンカーン was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made によって Ford.

リンカーン was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran
and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

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Things あなた Don't Want To Hear During Surgery!

posted by iluvsmj

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Somebody call the janitor- we'll need a mop.

Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord Of Darkness!

Bo Bo! Come back! Bad dog!

Wait a minute... If that's his spleen, what's this?

Oh no! I just ロスト my Rolex!

Oops! Has anybody ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys, and, uh, this guy's got two healthy ones...

Everybody stand back! I ロスト my contact lens!

Could あなた stop that thing from beating? It's throwing off my concentration.

Hey, let's make his leg twitch!

I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses!

Sterile, schmerile, the floor's clean.

What do あなた mean he WASN'T in for a sex change?

Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

Now, we remove the subject's brain, and place it in the body of an ape!

Gee, I hope he already has some kids...

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Things To Do At ホーム And At Wallmart

posted by anime123rox

1. go in your room and yell hysterically and when your parents come in, say i did that , i think NOT
2.get a bucket of water and dump it on your self (do not dry off) and go eat cereal.

3.bark at everything your mom/dad says

4. have a 枕 fight によって your self

5.stare at your feet

6. see ho many bubble gum pieces can fit in your mouth

7. pants someone

8. eat ketchup

9. ghost rave a stranger (dance behind them and when they turn around act normal)

10. act like a monkey

11. stalk your dog

12. run in circles at walmart

13. paint your cat または dog

14. see how much water あなた can drink and NOT go to the bathroom.

15. cuss off your dog in pig Latin

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Annoying Things to do in a Discount Superstore

posted by BellaCullen96

"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the アナと雪の女王食 doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps あなた out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around クリスマス time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if あなた can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies.
Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.
Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart....

ファン Fiction Trio

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.

Please select a ファン fiction.

The Racer: link

Two ponies are fed up with being poor, and set out to win a series of races. If they win, all of their troubles will be over.

Applejack's Double Life: link

When bad ponies lead によって Flim, and Flam threaten to take over Braeburn's farm in Appleloosa によって force, there's only one ポニー to count on. From St. Foalis, to Ponyville, then back to Appleloosa, Applejack, and Braeburn team up to fight for what's rightfully theirs. Enjoy this classic western from 2013.

SeanTheHedgehog's...

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Things to Do When 読書 a Fanfiction

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

. Before 読書 any fanfiction, listen to "Whip My Hair" によって Willow Smith. (Trust me, it helps.)
. Read crappy または overdescriptive fanfics in a dramatic voice.
. If it's REALLY crappy, draw a picture of it.
. After reading, try to picture it in your mind.
. If with a group, act it out with friends.
. Everytime a fanfiction mentions food, particularily what they're gonna eat, throw トースト at your screen.
. Imagine the lead character as Ebony Dar'kness Dementia Raven Way (Google it).
. If there's an angsty part, yell "AAAAAANNNNNGGGGSSSSTTTT".
. If it's about your OTP, then say "DAWW!" after every sentance....

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seasolnal festivals !!

posted by aya3

it is some traditions...it is useful to know it...^_^
1st:SUMMER:
every 年 people build bonfires on hilltops all over Cornwall in the south_west of england these fires are a celebration of summer and they lit on the night after the summer solstice(on 22 June). the ceremony isn`t performed in English it is performed in Cornish , an old Celtic language.

2nd: SPRING:
the helston `furry(floral) dance` is one of the oldest festivals in england it takes place in hellstone an old Cornish town ,it celebrates the coming of the spring the `dance` is procession throw the narrow streets of the town the men...

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My "Autobiography"

posted by funnyshawna

こんにちは there Delilah, I’ve been pacing the pews in a church corridor, but I’ve got a short attention span. I’m a natural disaster, and…oh, wait! Here I go again! I’m シンデレラ on her bedroom floor, oh dear Butcher, what happened? I’m gonna sleep my whole life away, cos I’m only waiting on the 次 best thing. I’m a sheepish wolf, but I only eat buttons. Don’t あなた even think of putting your teeth on me! Now I’m of consenting age, but I’m forever young. I’m the greatest thing you’d ever imagine, but I’m sick and tired of waiting in your red pick-up truck. I’m headed...

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My 上, ページのトップへ 10 お気に入り Fictional Couples

posted by KataraLover

I've been meaning to make this 記事 for a while and now I've finally gotten to it. I've done my お気に入り couples 一覧 before but it was always with animated couples but now I'm not just limiting my 一覧 to animated couples. I'm going to include all fictional couples. Please コメント but keep in mind that this is all just my honest opinion.

10.Odette and Derek (The 白鳥, スワン Princess)

"Well, there あなた have it.. everlasting love...."

With Odette and Derek, yes they don't get a long at first and fight over the years but there are subtle hints to them secretly liking each other. I mean,...

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How to Be Annoying (Online)

posted by Tamar20

1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN バッジ LOCK OVERUSE バッジ LOCK! WHEN あなた REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL バッジ THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!

2. Don't use any punctuation.

3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.

4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."

5. Use Sticky バッジ Capitalize every other letter.

6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks あなた what あなた mean just repeat it the exact same way.

7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.

8. Use absolutely no vowels.

9. Answer every thing they say...

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Beyond me ( 火災, 火 )

posted by canal

The third story of beyong me

Blood stained the white シャツ I was wearing. "Oh great" I 発言しました sarcastically. Jonathan laughed "It's okay just throw it away when あなた change" he 発言しました with a smirk-like grin. I gave him a confused look. "It's my shirt" he said. Mason wondered off into a huge cave. I grabbed Jonathan's hand and ran to catch up to Mason. "How did we get here" I asked remembering I only fell asleep. "Well considering whatyou are あなたラム, ラム酒 off to places when あなた sleep and あなた summon people according to what problem your in" Mason explained. I looked at Jonathan my face making it look like...

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THE WORLD OF MANY FACES!!!!

posted by Surfer_Girl_16

._. または (._.) indecisive
:-) または =] または :) または =) または :] または :^) または :D または :^D Smile または happy
:-L または =L または o¬o Drool または Zombie. Being tired.
,':Y An inquisitive duck.
:-( または =( または D: または D= Frown または Sad
<3 )~ A mouse
xP または XP Straining, disgust, bad joke, dead, dead from laughing, silliness
xD または XD Laughing hard (often taken as Cartman from the television
show South Park)
X8 laughing hard while covering mouth with hands
:S または :s または =S または =s confused
:Þ または :þ または =b または =Þ happy, dropped jaw, raspberry
:/ または : または =/ または = Skepticism, annoyance, uneasiness, または a slight
frown; dissatisfaction, lack of favourable...

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The rules to survive a zombie attack (Zombieland). Please click if あなた want to live.

posted by ThatDamnLlama

Rule 1: Cardio: This one comes up in Zombieland and clearly makes alot of sense. How many fat people do あなた see at the end of the world when its zombies doing the ending?

Rule 2: Beware of Bathrooms: Really not just bathrooms any good apocalyptic zombie survivor should know better then going into a bathroom, small closet または any other small room with only one way in または out. Only thing stupider to go into then a bathroom is a movie theater. Lots of places to run around before あなた get eaten.

Rule 3: Seatbelts: Its a 安全, 安全です bet unless your a complete dumb dumb ( see rule #7 ) your not going to be...

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Birthday Scenario Game

posted by gwendiamond

Jan: I went to the 映画 with
Feb: I married
Mar: I washed clothes with
Apr: I had ディナー with
May:I dated
Jun: I went to school with
Jul: I ran a marathon with
Aug: I was partners in a science project with
Sep: I watched TV with
Oct: I was in a movie with
Nov: I switched lives with
Dec: I'm obsessed with

1: A monkey
2: Logan Lerman
3: Gale (from The Hunger Games)
4: Annabeth (from Percy Jackson)
5: A banana
6: Hermione (from Harry Potter)
7: Brussel Sprouts
8: Trent (from Total Drama Island)
9: Johnny Depp
10: Rick Riordan
11: Justin Bieber
12: Zero (from Vampire Knight)
13: Bella (from Twilight)
14: Lisa (from The...