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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes あなた so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told あなた to be yourself simply couldn’t have 与えられた あなた worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t あなた have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let あなた mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are あなた always this stupid または are あなた making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like あなた before – but I had to pay an admission.

If あなた took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d 愛 to help あなた out…now, which way did あなた come in?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children…

Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

You’re so fake, バービー is jealous.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, あなた can’t fix ugly!

They just ran out of brains によって the time あなた got there, so they gave あなた a nice wood carving instead.

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope あなた meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse

If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

I’d 愛 to ask how old あなた are, but unfortunately I know あなた can’t count that high.

All 日 I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

Go ahead, tell them everything あなた know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.

How did あなた get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’d curse あなた to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.

I never knew brains had an off switch

Did あなた fall from the stupid tree?

Did あなた have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Sure, I’ve seen people like あなた before – but I had to pay an admission…

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.


bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.

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I found a alot of 名言・格言 that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
posted by nmdis
Dream it Out Loud

How do あなた speak in silence?
Why do あなた sleep when you're awake?
If we just cut the tie lines, then we can simply sail away.
Pack up your things. Write it all down.
You'll soon be accustomed to the sound.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

I want to paint in colors.
Leaving the land of black and white.
And if we do go back there, we'll see it in a different light.
Ready to go. Open the door.
Just like the rain falls from the cloud.

Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.
Dream it out loud.

It's a better day.
We're on our way.
If there's anything we can't remember.
Who's to say it's not all just a dream.

Don't have to think about it.
Just like a river it will flow.
We waited to long without it.
If we just get up now and go.
Open your eyes and look around.
You'll be surprised what あなた have found.

Dream it out loud. (x 10)
(I'm dreaming. Keep on dreaming.) (x10)
1. mostly the people on here are jerks. I 投稿されました a perfectly nice post and everyone just blew up at me. I mean, like, seriously guys? Probably at least 3 people with get mad about this article.

2. People think あなた can say whatever they want. I mean, like, just because it's the ランダム ファン club doesn't mean あなた won't get reported.

3. The 質問 aren't even questions. there just some thing like OMG! /THID IS SO TERABL! then あなた click on it and they're like: O QK FUROMH TOHJY MPE!

4. If あなた post something nobody sees it because then someone posts something like: CDAVKIBFRE HGTFES GHKHGY7DA and everyones like lol.
posted by ShadowFan100
I decided to make a 一覧 a crap I hate (IDk if some of this will be offensive または not, but I just need to get a few of these things off my chest)

-Abusers/Racism (kinda in one)

I hate animal/human abusers who feel like "tough" just for hurting others different または smaller than they are.

-Sexism (of both sides)

The part I really hate about this is when they act like guys NEVER get abused. Abuse happens in both genders, yet it seems like the world only pays attention to the girl side and not BOTH. Not fair. Just cuz I'm not a girl don't mean I've never been abused または hated on ect.

-Agism

I'm nice person,...
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Alright basically the タイトル says it all so I'm just ganna jump into it.

1. Princess- it's a cute name for a girl who likes feeling really important and special

2. Beautiful/Gorgeous- basically it's one that every girl will 愛 and あなた don't have to worry about them not liking it

3. Sweetie Pie- okay this one is a good one if your girl is もっと見る on the country side

4. Sweet Heart- another one that a lot of girls like

5. Babe/Baby- good most of the time

6. Kitten- this is a good one for girls who are either animal 恋愛中 または sweet, cute and playful

Look use these if あなた want but in my opinion make up...
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth または I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for あなた to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got もっと見る chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, あなた know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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At least a dozen times a 日 あなた hear "I hate society" and "society sucks," and people complaining and complaining about it, but here's the thing thing:

You say あなた hate society, あなた say あなた can’t stand it. あなた say あなた hate your generation and the kids at your school and the people あなた see on the streets around you, but you’re one of them.

You’re one of them, you’re a member of society, あなた all are. あなた were born this way, あなた will die this way. あなた are society, and society is you. あなた are the constitute parts of each other, inseparable and indistinguishable. Your connection is binding...
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This is my gorgeous ,Beautiful, talented and inspirational hero Talia . Talia is a fighter .Talia was first diagnosed 6 years 前 with with stage four neuroblastoma cancer, a tumor that develops from nerve tissue in infants and children, on Valentine's 日 in 2007.It was then that she first developed an interest in make-up .Now she has attracted over14million viewers to her video blog. Her make-up tutorials are amazing.She is always so positive and never loose hope. last summer Talia learned that she has neuroblastoma and leukemia 'at the same time' and the doctors were giving her only four...
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1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the 上, ページのトップへ spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...
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Tianmen Cave known as Gateway to Heaven is a natural bridge/arch and is reportedly highest elevation (1520 meters) natural arch in the World. Although it is an arch but locals call it a cave. As per local history it used to be cave and in circa 263 there was a massive collapse of the cliff face, which changed the cave into an arch. At that time the mountain was called Songliang, which was then changed to Tianmen meaning sacred.

It is 131.5 meters high, 57 meters wide and 60 meters deep. It is located close to Zhangjiajie city in western Hunan Province, China and is part of Wulingyuan Scenic Area - a UNESCO World Heritage Site.

One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top.

The whole area is very scenic and was not easily accessible. However Tianmen Mountain Cableway - reportedly the longest passenger cableway in the World with a length of 7200 meters and a height gap of 1277 meters, now brings thousands of tourists to this natural wonder.
 One has to climb 999 steps to reach the 上, ページのトップへ
One has to climb 999 steps to reach the top
 STUNT によって U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
STUNT BY U.S.S.R JET FIGHTERS
 Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
Glass path(4,700ft above sea level)
 Tianmen Mountain Cableway
Tianmen Mountain Cableway
1.You jinx 3 people and they Owe あなた 3 cans of your お気に入り soda.
2. あなた find a four leaf clover

3. あなた are randomly exactly at the end of a rainbow.

4. あなた get over your phobia

5. Your crush says I 愛 you.

6. あなた find $10 dollars on the ground

7. 15 people say your awesome

8. 100 もっと見る people followed あなた on twitter

9. あなた meet your fav celebrity.

10. あなた get a new car.



Yep! 10 things that 表示する あなた have bad luck is coming soon!




10 things that 表示する あなた have bad luck is coming soon!
A comedic spin on pop culture ヴァンパイア and scary 映画 in general, tells the story of three teens who believe their new babysitter is a real bloodsucking creature of the night -- and it's now up to them to rid their sleepy little town of the menace.

I 愛 this show, and for the parent freaking out over it being "inappropriate" they have a time on ディズニー channel for kids it goes to noon. Shouldn't be that hard to avoid a 表示する that airs late, and its not obscene, and she wasn't "making out" with anyone It was a peck like everything else on Disney. Do yourself a favor and switch to Disney.

Anyway I 愛 this show! So no I guess its not only children that watch the ディズニー channel. I 愛 the characters. It's interesting and funny, I 愛 that its not a typical ディズニー comedy and I 愛 that there's no annoying laughter in the background! Anyway I recommend it :)
I just made some up and put them all here-some are negative, positive and 名言・格言 and sayings and others.

1. This is me. This is who I am. If あなた don’t like me-don’t stick around.
2. Challenge me. It will make no difference. Why? ‘Cause あなた are the one thats going to be dead in the end.
3. あなた think make-up and fashion is the solution to all your problems? Well thats a big laugh.
4. Beautiful doesn’t mean blonde または skinny
5. Beauty comes from within-not from looks
6. Just because he/she is cute, doesn't mean they are made of キャンディー
7. あなた can do anything-but not everything
8. あなた may be physically...
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Use these on your friends. They are fun and awesome. Just like me :)))))))))

F = Friend M = Me

F = Do I need to lock the door?
M = Do I need to tell あなた a hundred times that were not going to have a zombie attack?

Robber = Wheres the money?
Me = In your mouth where your last girlfriend told あなた to put it.

F = How do I swim?
M = Just don't drown.

M = If あなた die, I call getting ALL of your awards for being a smart-alex.

The 人気 girl = Your so stupid!
Me = At least I'm not wearing my シャツ on backwards.

Your friend is telling a long story. If あなた are getting annoyed say this.
Friend = Blah blah blah blah......
Me = I need some asprin

Some ランダム guy/girl = Is this シート, 座席 empty?
あなた = Yes and this one will be too if あなた sit here.

I'll write もっと見る soon!!!
 Emmanuel 線, レイ as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. 写真 courtesy フルーツ District Films.
Emmanuel Ray as Ravu, the silent assassin in Dumar movie. Photo courtesy Fruit District Films.
On 2nd May 2012, Emmanuel 線, レイ will attend the Pre Cannes Film Social at Jewel Covent Garden hosted によって actress and producer Paola Berta at Sheepish Productions and Beverly Hills UK Film Society and Events.

The purpose of the event is to create a public relations and development platform for filmmakers and artists that are keen and ambitious about taking their projects to a consistent level of recognition and
publicity. Some of the film trailers being screened on the night have been selected for Cannes Film Festival 2012.

“I never miss an event hosted によって Paola Berta. It was at the Pre Cannes...
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posted by tokidoki123
[Family Guy] S01E05 - A Hero Sits 次 Door #178
Lois: Meg, you're a sweet, beautiful girl, he'll come around.
Meg: That's such a mom answer.
Lois: Well, have あなた tried 表示中 him the goods? How's that for a mom answer?
Meg: Creepy.
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E07 - Lethal Weapons #183
Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like あなた - very homosexually.
Contributed によって funnytvquotes.com



[Family Guy] S03E10 - 魚 Out Of Water #181
Auctioner: We'll open this auction with this pair of panties confiscated from a prostitute.
Quagemire: Fifty...
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Hi my name is Amanda and this is how to service 7th grade. On the first 日 of 7th grade I was so excited to see my フレンズ after summer yay. Well the first 日 of 7th grade really sucked but at least I got to see my friends. Yes it’s time to leave school. But I did not see one of my フレンズ Hannah that sucks because she went to Luray middle. Well I’m ホーム and I just talked to Hannah on the phone. She 発言しました “I might come back to page 次 semester”. “Sweet school is so different without one of my best friends” I said. “If I don’t come back don’t be mad at me”. “I won’t...
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posted by Usui--takumi
EMOTICONS Happy‏
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♥‿♥ ◙‿◙ ●‿● ^( '‿' )^ ^‿^ ❀‿❀ 乂◜◬◝乂
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France
Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! あなた call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

Britain
SHUT UP! あなた DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All あなた are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has もっと見る dick! I have an army of Red Coats! あなた have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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posted by adaug
Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so あなた guy will need a babysitter!


*10 分 later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 分 later*
Amber:I wuv お茶, 紅茶 parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are あなた doing?
Amber:Having a お茶, 紅茶 party!
Ashley:Can I...
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NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President または Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a 年 plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING:...
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