I don’t know what makes あなた so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told あなた to be yourself simply couldn’t have 与えられた あなた worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t あなた have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let あなた mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are あなた always this stupid または are あなた making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like あなた before – but I had to pay an admission.

If あなた took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d 愛 to help あなた out…now, which way did あなた come in?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children…

Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

You’re so fake, バービー is jealous.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, あなた can’t fix ugly!

They just ran out of brains によって the time あなた got there, so they gave あなた a nice wood carving instead.

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope あなた meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse

If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

I’d 愛 to ask how old あなた are, but unfortunately I know あなた can’t count that high.

All 日 I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

Go ahead, tell them everything あなた know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.

How did あなた get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’d curse あなた to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.

I never knew brains had an off switch

Did あなた fall from the stupid tree?

Did あなた have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Sure, I’ve seen people like あなた before – but I had to pay an admission…

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.

bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.


I found a alot of 名言・格言 that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D