Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered によって our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 秒 (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call あなた forth.
Hoping あなた are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered によって our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 秒 (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call あなた forth.
Hoping あなた are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
U guys i need all of your help please?
kay i have 3 質問 n i need 10 回答 4 each please i will need your help?
1st 質問 is... if あなた found a wallet if ten thousands dollars in it what would あなた do n why?
2nd 質問 is... if あなた could go any where in the world where would u go n why
n my last 質問 is... if ur I-Pod または cell-phone fell in the toilet what would u do n why
please everyone i need ur advise and または help with this または else i will get a big fat 0 n my mom doesn`t want me 2 get a big fat 0!
kay i have 3 質問 n i need 10 回答 4 each please i will need your help?
1st 質問 is... if あなた found a wallet if ten thousands dollars in it what would あなた do n why?
2nd 質問 is... if あなた could go any where in the world where would u go n why
n my last 質問 is... if ur I-Pod または cell-phone fell in the toilet what would u do n why
please everyone i need ur advise and または help with this または else i will get a big fat 0 n my mom doesn`t want me 2 get a big fat 0!
This may seem hard to believe, but it's true: Justin Bieber's manager has been arrested for NOT tweeting.
Scott "Scooter" Braun, manager for the tween heartthrob, was arrested on Long Island today on charges of reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance, reports AP.
In November, Braun, 28, took Bieber to a mall appearance in Garden City, N.Y. The crowd of teenage girls became unruly, and police told Braun to announce on Twitter that the event was canceled. Prosecutors say Braun waited 1 1/2 hours before Tweeting -- and the riot got worse. Braun's lawyers say he Tweeted seven 分 after cops' request.
Meanwhile, Justin tweeted earlier today:
You've got my total support @scooterbraun Wish あなた were here in Chicago with us #FreeScooter
Scott "Scooter" Braun, manager for the tween heartthrob, was arrested on Long Island today on charges of reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance, reports AP.
In November, Braun, 28, took Bieber to a mall appearance in Garden City, N.Y. The crowd of teenage girls became unruly, and police told Braun to announce on Twitter that the event was canceled. Prosecutors say Braun waited 1 1/2 hours before Tweeting -- and the riot got worse. Braun's lawyers say he Tweeted seven 分 after cops' request.
Meanwhile, Justin tweeted earlier today:
You've got my total support @scooterbraun Wish あなた were here in Chicago with us #FreeScooter
