Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered によって our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 秒 (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call あなた forth.
Hoping あなた are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered によって our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 秒 (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call あなた forth.
Hoping あなた are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Favorite Color
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My チョコレート
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too サワー
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My グレープ, ブドウ stepped on a 表, テーブル lamp because it was too unorganized!
Red-My tomato
Orange-My carrot
Yellow-My banana
Green-My broccoli
Blue-My taffy
Purple-My grape
Pink-My cotton candy
Black-My jellybean
Brown-My チョコレート
2.Favorite Food
Pork chops-Sat on a
Jello-Bounced on a
Pancakes-Stepped on a
Spare ribs-Threw a
Rice-Squeezed a
Spaghetti-Destroyed a
Pudding-Chewed on a
Fries-Grossed out a
Chicken-Scared a
3.Favorite number
1-Bed sheet
2-Spaceship
3-Table lamp
4-Feather
5-Skyscraper
6-Balloon
7-Computer
8-Oven
9-Classroom
4.Favorite animal-
Gorilla-Because it was too fluffy
Bunny-Because it was too unorganized
Giraffe-Because it was too silly
Lion-Because it was too stretchy
Alligator-Because it was too beautiful
Sheep-Because it was too サワー
Dog-Because it was too bumpy
Cat-Because it was too hyper
Horse-Because it was too dirty
My グレープ, ブドウ stepped on a 表, テーブル lamp because it was too unorganized!
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken クロス the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck クロス the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man クロス the road?
A: To get to the 秒 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey クロス the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey クロス the road?
A: To get hit によって my car.
Q: Why did the woman クロス the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
Q: Why did the redneck クロス the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.
Q: Why did the one-handed man クロス the road?
A: To get to the 秒 hand shop.
Q: Why did the turkey クロス the road?
A: Because he wasn't a chicken.
Q: Why did the fat turkey クロス the road?
A: To get hit によって my car.
Q: Why did the woman クロス the road?
A: I don't know, but where'd she get shoes and what is she doing out of the kitchen?
Ok let me tell あなた 14 resons how :3
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person あなた don't know
2)Then twirl another ランダム persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a ランダム persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 歌う the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and 表示する them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a ランダム person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
Ok some of these pertend i'm a boy
1)Put your arm around a person あなた don't know
2)Then twirl another ランダム persons hair and ask them if there going to the game tonight
3)Offer them hair
4)tell them about your period last night
5)tell them about the bird and the bees
6)rub your self against the teacher
7)look in to a ランダム persons eyes and make a very weird face
8)showing your friend your dick
9)come to skool 歌う the barney song
10)talk to your friend and take off your wig and 表示する them your really miley cyrus
11)pick your nose and ask someone if they want a bite
12)rape a ランダム person
13)start crying in the hall for no reason
14)JUMP!!!!!!!
